What jokes are suitable for children aged 8- 12?

1. An ant sees an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. When the companion saw it, he asked, "Why are you showing your legs?"

Outside? "The ant said," shh! Be quiet, I'll trip him! "

A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught me to write "one, two, three". The word "one" means "one horizontal" and "two horizontal" means "three".

Is the "three horizontal", the rich man's son thought "the original word is so simple", so he told the rich man that he had learned to write. The rich man was very happy, so he took the exam and called it.

He wrote a "hundred" word, then picked up a pen and wrote for a long time before finishing it. He showed it to the rich, who fainted on the spot. It turned out that he drew 100 lines on the paper.

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Last night, I saw a child skipping rope by the roadside. When I was jumping, I was out of breath. I went up to him and asked him, "How many times did you jump, little friend?"

Huh? "He said," it's 250. "I said very good very cow force, and went away. I took two steps and heard him continue to count: "260,270,280! " "

There are two cows grazing on the grassland in Australia. One of them said to the other, "Mad cow disease is prevalent recently. Do you think we will get it? " Answer on the other end of the phone.

"What are you afraid of? Aren't we kangaroos? "

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river. At this moment, a policeman came over and the thief quickly put the chicken into the river. The policeman asked, what are you doing?

What? What is in the river? The thief said that it was a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I look after his clothes here.