Just some cold jokes ~

1. I bought a notebook to show my grandmother. Grandma asked: What is this? I: This thing is great. It has everything you want to know. Grandma: Is it so delicious? Let me ask you a few questions. Me: OK. Then open Baidu. Grandma: How much hair do I have? Me:-! I can't find it. Grandma: Where did your dead grandfather go? Me: Can I ask one more question, Grandma: How long can I live? Me: …! Grandma: I can't find anything ! !

2. In the desert city, the wind is blowing hard and the sunset is like blood. A swordsman stood in the wind, his sword was cold, his eyes were cold, and his heart was even colder ... Later ... the swordsman froze to death!

3. Are defecation and urination good friends? The first floor replied, no, they are not on the same road. The second floor replied, yes, but urinating is more loyal, and defecation is not always accompanied by urination, but defecation is always strong! !

4. A couple travel together. When their train came out through the long tunnel, the man said, "If I had known the tunnel was so long, I would have given you a kiss!" " ""Oh, my God! " The woman exclaimed, "didn't you just kiss me?" "

5. A girl in the class has a tough personality and her hair color is natural brown (you should have seen this).

One day, a group of bored people began to discuss why her hair was yellow, saying, "Because my thoughts are overflowing ..." Everyone suddenly realized. The woman then ran away.