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Chapter VIII Setting a Typical Model
Some get advanced by rhetoric and impetuousness, some win trust by positive flattery, and some get advanced by good courage. There are really many reasons. Those good employees who really work in obscurity have become decorations. In his words, it is reasonable to say that he can't get in by himself. But if he doesn't work hard, he will be promoted. Can he still be persuaded?
There are two short stories that can explain everything.
One is that an old employee took his place. At that time, he was older and generally irreplaceable. But his mother ignored it and petitioned in front of the leaders to make trouble. At first glance, the leader had no choice but to apply for an increase in his quota. At this point, stop fucking around. But he didn't graduate from primary school and can't do anything. At first, he was asked to work as a reception office, and later he became a security guard. Now that he is retired, the bank leader takes care of him to watch the monitoring. Supposedly, this is very good.
President Gou keeps his eyes open and visits his office whenever he has time. He's working. President Gou is a little funny to see his virtue. He lay barefoot on the sofa to have a rest.
"How did you get in?" Guo taiming asked.
"Call in, your grandmother saw some leaders with their eyes open, so she came in directly with a cane."
"Have you finished your deposit task?" Guo taiming asked.
"Whoever wants to deduct my salary, I will cut him with an axe to see if he still wants to live." He said with a pair of bull eyes open.
"Ah, ha ha. You are very busy. If there is anything I can do for you, please let me know, "said President Guo Taiming.
"Give me an advanced one, why is a certain outlet stupid? I can advance without working. " He waited for the bull's eye to say.
"Oh, you can too. Go ahead. "
The advanced selection in the third season became a laughing stock for a while.
Another story is the director of the Internet, Xiao Wang. Before he came, he was just an online cashier. After two meals with him, he was promoted to director in a blink of an eye.
Her advantage is that she is beautiful, but I don't know anything else. She can't finish the task and can't find Brother Gou. When she is in trouble, she often goes out in pairs, and some people say it later. Xiao Wang doesn't care. Anyway, someone supports him. The key is that he can get benefits and sacrifice a little.
People who were skeptical about Hegou's president were promoted instantly, and the saying of jealousness and jealousy spread slowly among the people, so that no one told the truth.
At a staff meeting, he was a little impatient. He directly stressed at the meeting, don't guess at will, what we eat together, and I know who said it, telling you I'm not afraid. There were many my brothers and close friends at the meeting. If I tell them, they will get up and beat you at once. I don't need to do it at all. Stand up and try. At that time, the venue was silent.
Ding, I don't know whose pen fell to the ground. The sound of falling to the ground was particularly harsh.
The breathing sound of the employees is clearly audible.
Are they afraid? President Gou may think so! Most employees seem to be watching jokes. To be precise, they are playing tricks on monkeys. As for who is a monkey and who is a dog, they know it well, so it doesn't matter.
As usual, the meeting lasted until twelve o'clock in the evening.
Later, I heard that the staff of a township outlet had to go home at night, probably because of fatigue. There was a car accident, and people are fine. The car was repaired for several days.
Perhaps, it is typical to please people. However, some employees complained that he was advanced, and in his words, he became the laughing stock of others together with those so-called advanced ones.
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