Have a funny homophonic terrier.

My father-in-law is old and hard of hearing.

One day, I cooked dinner in the evening. It was time to eat, and my mother-in-law was still at work.

No one answered her phone, so I decided to pick her up at the clinic where she worked.

Before I left, I said, "Dad, I'm going to the clinic."

My father-in-law twisted his ear and asked, "What, tomatoes?"

I said it again: "clinic"

Oh, you go and pick them, he said, pointing to the tomatoes grown in the yard.

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My daughter told me a joke on her way from school. She said that one of Zhang's classmates gave birth to a younger brother. This is a triple gem. Zhang Han's father said, "Let's call it Zhang San."

Zhang Han's mother disagreed and spit out, "It's so corny. Can't call Zhang Sirui. What do you say? " Well, his father said, "Si Rui, San, alas, Zhang San."

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Going out for a walk with my husband at night and walking on the path, he looked at the trees on both sides and said leisurely, "I feel that the four seasons are slowing down." I was shocked, thinking that he, a engineering male, could say such poetic words. After a while, he went on to say: It's time to change to 5G.

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Share a wonderful story about old terrier in the biography of heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties, which was called "complement words" by netizens. This story has been "recited" by my two children for a long time, and I especially want to laugh when I think of it, haha!

Warmly remind the old man to answer in Sichuan dialect.

The whole conversation is as follows:

Q: Who are you, old man? How many associates are there here?

There is a man here.

Q: Eleven people?

A: Not eleven people, but one person.

Twenty-one people ! Say, where are they hiding?

A: You heard wrong, not 2 1 person, but actually one person!

Q: Seventy-one people? ! You think I'm stupid? Can this 7 1 person, such a small place, be hidden?

Fool, you heard wrong again. There is a man here.

Q: 9 1 person? !

Answer: 250, it is a person!

Q: 25 1 person? !