Both men and women are interested in humorous jokes.

Both men and women are interested in humorous jokes.

? What are the phenomena that humans have discovered but cannot explain? Why do girlfriends get angry? ? Is it funny? Welcome to enjoy men and women telling humorous jokes!

Men and women tell humorous jokes (1) 1. Woman, don't live like a cigarette. People will set you on fire when they are bored and bounce you off when they are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.

Sometimes in men's eyes, coquettish and beautiful are the same thing. Sometimes in the eyes of women, being handsome and having money are the same thing.

Psychologically speaking, most women will only lose their temper with safe people. Because it's within the safe range. The subconscious knows that the other person will not leave you. Actually, nonsense is a kind of dependence.

A girl wrote: If I had a boyfriend, I would watch him play basketball every day. Help him get clothes, give him drinks, run with him and sing to him. Buy him breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. Warm his hands and give him hot water when it is cold. Don't let him feel cold and lonely. Because he is my boyfriend!

God comments: You are really ugly! ! !

Men are hunters and women are prey. Hunters chase prey, and prey in turn chases hunters, either wild boar or tigress, which is normal.

6、? What is romance? What is money?

? For example, on your birthday, a romantic and rich boyfriend will take you to a candlelight dinner of 10000 yuan, a romantic but poor boyfriend will light candlelight for you without dinner, and a romantic and poor boyfriend will only take you to a steamed stuffed bun shop to eat steamed stuffed buns. ?

? What about a boyfriend who is not romantic but rich?

? Oh, he will take you to the steamed stuffed bun shop 10000 yuan. ?

7. Women are really unpredictable contradictions. If you can't unscrew the bottle cap, you can tear the courier by hand;

Can't play games but can solve Bra with one hand.

I can't see blood, but I can be calm during my period;

Can't lift the bucket, but can walk in the street for eight hours without breathing;

The boss who is not good at math but can mentally calculate the bargaining pit gives two pairs of socks for free;

If you have a bad memory, you can count your boyfriend's faults when you quarrel.

Seeing this passage, I can't help but feel a little proud while talking about the mud horse!

Men and women tell humorous jokes (2) 1. The reason why women wear makeup is to give men some color to see.

2. If a girl doesn't even take a selfie, she is either too beautiful or too ugly to give up.

3, don't bow your head, double chin will be exposed. Don't cry, the eye makeup is ugly.

4. Do men earn money to play a song? Les Fleurs

If you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others.

6、? What kind of man is the most single-minded

? A person who drives a train. ?

? why

? Cheating is death! ?

7. girlfriend:? My ideal man should be thin, handsome, tall and long-legged. He wants to talk less, be gentle and quiet, be the kind of herbivorous man, and at the same time, he has a high vision and is worth relying on, preferably with an oval face and long eyelashes! ?

Me:? You want a giraffe as your boyfriend? ! ?

8. In love, men will face two major problems: 1. Learn to apologize to your girlfriend; When you admit your mistake, you should figure out how to deal with the following questions: Are you wrong? Where are you wrong?

9. I haven't experienced the first love, and I don't know what blood boiling is;

I have never experienced lovelorn, and I don't know what it means to fall into a deep pit;

If you haven't experienced unrequited love, you don't know what it means to be entangled in dreams;

Without experiencing love again, I don't know what emotional balance is;

I don't know what deep love is without experience;

If you don't experience infatuation, you won't know what a life without regrets is.

Both men and women are interested in telling humorous jokes (3) 1. Don't think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just lip service, but it will really be sent to Weibo and friends circle.

2. The advantage of a woman is that all the nervousness, anxiety, irritability, annoyance, impatience and unwarranted anger can be attributed to the arrival of her period.

Men like this will be said to be immature.

Your predecessor is like a piece of shit. You finally lost it, but after a long time, it dried on the ground, gradually lost the smell of shit, and its appearance gradually turned into chocolate, so you couldn't help but pick it up and taste it. The result is still a piece of shit.

4. Good temper is made, and bad habits are used. The one who can cure your temper is the one you love, and the one who can tolerate your temper is the one who loves you.

5. colleagues:? I hope a man can't stand his girlfriend's suicide and stir up the whole country. Then my girlfriend may suddenly understand that she needs to communicate with me in a gentle and MengMeng way. ?

Me: You think too much. Girlfriends usually say, look at that, don't listen to your girlfriend, and then die

6. male:? Sometimes I really want to kill you. ?

Woman:? What about other times?

Man:? Other times I want to love you forever. ?

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