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What have you done to avoid menstruation's supervision?

Speaking of the embarrassing things I did to escape menstruation's supervision. Looking back now, I think it was ridiculous at that time!

Anyone who has lived in school must know that the dormitory should be fire-proof, so it is forbidden to use electric cookers. And every day, the school radio will repeatedly say this thing. But at that time, our dormitory did not believe in evil. With any luck, I have shaken my mind. My roommate who slept in my upper bunk bought a rice cooker outside the school. I think we can wash vegetables together in the dormitory in the evening.

But the school door is easy to enter, but the dormitory door is stared at by the boarding aunt. So I had a brainwave and thought of an idea. Tell my aunt that I was abandoned by my partner and I was in a particularly bad mood. I want to talk to her! Then at the same time, let my roommate put the rice cooker in a bag and transport it to the dormitory as quickly as possible.

This plan is perfect. I found menstruation at the appointed time, poured out my sadness and successfully diverted her attention. The performance at that time was very realistic, pear blossoms brought rain, and there was no flaw at all. The rice cooker was also successfully transported to the dormitory without being found by anyone.

But we are stupid enough to ignore that our dormitory is above the aunt in the boarding apartment. As a result, when I was washing the pot that night, because the smell was too strong, my aunt who was in charge of the house downstairs must have smelled it and came up and kicked the door directly. We were given a good education, not only taking away the pot, but also taking away the newly cooked dishes in it.

It is conceivable that the next day, the whole school in informed criticism punished him for cleaning the toilet in the whole building for a week. We were jokes, too. Wherever we go, people will laugh at us. It's so embarrassing to think about it now that it was betrayed by a pot of hot food! Hey, I have a good reputation!

However, I also tell you here that dormitory fire prevention is not a trivial matter, so you must pay attention! Don't make our low-level mistakes. Be sure to act in strict accordance with the school rules and don't take any chances!