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My sixth sense is that my boyfriend really loves me. What he did for me also shows that he loves me very much. Is it fake?
Never hang up on me.
Always put me first, no matter how busy you are, you will accompany me.
No matter what I did wrong, I still love me and won't leave me.
When it is cold, he will hide me in his coat. I was in front and he walked behind.
* Go to bed later and wake up earlier than me.
* Remember my birthday, shoe size, password, and what I fear most.
* Laughs like a bad guy-it's not.
* Help me with housework and chat while doing it every day.
* said: I hope you are my daughter.
* Take a walk on a rainy day, walk behind my back through the stagnant water and say: You can be fatter.
* Don't walk away when quarreling.
* Admit if you are wrong.
He laughs when I tell jokes.
* Always say, I'm here.
Don't tell me before it's over, it's an understatement.
* His nails are neat and clean, and he likes me to cut his nails.
* Gently unscrew the beverage bottle that I can't unscrew.
Tell me.-Call me in 24 hours.
* stutter when lying.
Arguing with others sounds like an explanation.
* Never chat with irrelevant people online.
* Play chess with me and allow me to regret it.
In fact, he told his parents about me a long time ago.
I asked him to return the ring I gave him when I quarreled, but he refused to return it.
* I don't know the direction. There is a compass in his body, and he says-come with me.
* Eat my leftovers.
* He chats with me when I have insomnia.
* taller than me, let him take what I can't.
Discuss important things with me, such as the investment plan for next year, whether to have a barbecue at the weekend, and whether to eat Chinese cabbage or Chinese cabbage for dinner.
I caught a cold, but he still drank from my cup.
* like adults and adults, like children and children, like dogs and dogs.
* Money is not so great that other women can spend it for him.
* Like me, I never hesitate and never compare with other women.
You have to buy something that suits your heart-never ask the price when you buy it, and then use it for a long time.
Pick me up at the railway station, arrive ten minutes or earlier, and bring a cup of hot milk tea in winter.
* Everything I bought for him is his favorite, and I won't give it to others.
He smells good, but he doesn't know it.
* Go shopping and go home, with one eye watching the TV game and the other watching me try on new clothes.
* Be gracious and distant to women.
* With him, the computer strike doesn't have to be painful all night.
* Rarely sigh.
* You can really find him anytime.
* With him, I will still be afraid of death-I want to live forever until I am very old.
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