Are there any things or jokes suitable for drawing cartoons? The shorter the better!

1. The old security guard came to the factory where he used to work. The old security guard said to the new security guard, "You can't let the employees take out the shovel after cleaning." ... every day, he found that employees' wallets were updated every day ... One day, he curiously asked the factory director, "What is this output?" The factory director said, "It's a leather bag."

After school, Xiao Ming picked up an apple and ate it. Just after dinner, Xiao Ming kept drinking water and shaking his stomach. Dad asked him, "Why did you drink water just after eating the apple?" Xiao Ming replied, "Because I forgot to wash the apples I just ate."