Go home and force classical Chinese

1. What are the original classical Chinese texts that can be used to force people to chat? I am too handsome to sleep every day.

Rich, willful translation: a family has a daughter, relying on the heart. Original: sleep * * * get up. Hello.

The days are short and the nights are long. Why not travel by candlelight? -"Nineteen Ancient Poems Less than a Hundred Years Old" Original: Scared my father to death Translation: My parents hanged themselves in the Southeast Branch when they heard the girl coming Original: Does your family know that you are hanging like this?

The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind. The ugly person is asleep, and the handsome person is still awake.

Donkeys and mules were sleeping soundly before the wind started. Original: drunk, too. Walking is decadent, and the center is intoxicated —— The Book of Songs Feng Wang Mi Li: My heart is so tired.

Translation: The shape is like a skeleton, and the heart is like ashes. -"Zhuangzi Know the North Tour" Original: I choose a dog to take the translation: the national disaster is the first, and sudden death.

-Cao Zhi's "White Horse" Original: My heart is about to collapse. Translation: Inner confusion, platform collapse. You city people are really good at translating: there is a play in the city, and the villagers laugh their hearts out. Say the important things three times. Translation: It's a long story. Post the user's "story of wind returning to snow" I know everything, but it is useless. It's better to have a hard waist.

-"Awakening the world and saying that Jin Hailing indulges in death", the original text "does not need stories and articles, but needs to support the waist." The world is so big, I want to see the translation: the sky is boundless, I want to see the original: the dog died. The poor cross the dog's sinus and the road doesn't fit.

Original: You can obviously eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. Chinese children are full of curiosity. What they like is not red clothes, but cleverness.

Don't lie to me, because I don't read much. Don't lie to me, because I can't read. It is safe on earth. It's terrible for you. Why can't you go to heaven? You are omnipotent and unpredictable, and Hu can't ascend to heaven and fall into poverty.

I got an arrow in the knee. Money is hard to earn, but shit tastes bad.

Baosi smells bad, but Jinbao is hard to find. If you live too long, you can see everything. There are wonderful flowers every year, and the longevity is unusual.

Original text: Ten strokes refused to translate: tears fell into my eyes, wishing I could meet before I got married-Zhang Ji's Ode to a Woman Original text: Spare tire translation: The willow tree in Zhangtai has been broken by others; The flowers in Du Xuan haven't changed to what they used to be. -Qu You's "Biography of Cui Cui" Original: The lower limit of the translation show: beggars sell wealth, but show their poverty.

-Yuan Mei's "Garden Recipe" Original translation: I only clear the turbid gas in the world, but I hate medicine. Take off your pants and don't expect it. If you are serious, you will lose. What are you fighting for in Shi Huo? Don't be serious in the snail's corner. If you are busy shaking hands, you can shoot Sirius with a long arrow. I have no choice but to get familiar with my hands.

-"Ouyang Xiu sells oil Weng" Original: bursting translation: Black pine forest comes to the horse, and Huanglongfu tide suddenly arrives. -Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio Huang Jiulang", the original text: "The black pine forest comes to the horse and is impregnable; How can we resist the sudden tide in Huanglongfu? It is advisable to break the root of its thorns and block the road to meeting. "

Evil spirits laugh translation: crazy children evil spirits Shao, care about my laughter. With waist-length hair, can you marry me? Chang Huan wears makeup and marries you? At that time, the Tathagata smiled, released the big bright cloud, let go of the golden arm, dropped a trillion feet, and held this pillar in his hand, saying, "OK."

This painting is too beautiful for me to see. Translation: the best is the best, and it is unbearable to see it.

I just want to be a beautiful man quietly. Tired of vulgarity, peerlessness and independence.

I'll take you, you take the money. I hold my hand and I hold my axe.

Original: waterfall sweat. Sitting on the ground, you are sweating like a pig.

-Liu Yiqing's "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" Original: Kneeling. Knee forward and grab the ground with your head.

* * Silk will eventually attack Japan. Translation: princes and princes will meet. What do you want? -"Historical Records Chen She Family" Original: Cute is Justice Translation: Beautiful city, beautiful color, so as to build a famous place. The tragic experience of my girlfriend and childhood friends is translated as follows: today, the new official is on fire, and the new official dare not laugh or cry, which is difficult to test.

-Princess Lechang's "Farewell to Self-explanation" Original: Don't care about these details. If you don't die, you won't die Why don't you understand?

-Wang Jian's "Kung Fu Crossing the River" Original: It makes sense, but I am speechless. Call a spade a spade and bow and say yes.

-Post the user's original text: show love, quickly translate death: love without hiding, bring your own death. I will look at you quietly and pretend to translate: I will often look at the crab coldly and see how long you have been running amok.

-Ming Dynasty folk song "The Capital is Yan Songyu" Author: Lv Zhonghao Link:/question/39095908/answer/8014161Source: Zhihu is copyrighted by the author. Please contact the author for authorization. Excerpted from Zhihu.

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2. What are the classical Chinese that can be used to force people to chat? In fact, any classical Chinese, if you have answers, can be used to force.

There is no Ding Bai who laughs and has a university.

There is a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down.

Sharp tools can do a good job.

Pro-sages, far villains, this first Han is so prosperous; You little people, far from being wise ministers, have been so depressed in the Han Dynasty ever since.

Yes, I'm a young China native, and I'm not old! Zhuang Zi, China teenager, borderless!

Therefore, the sky will fall on the people of Sri Lanka. They must first suffer from mental hardship, physical fatigue, hunger, empty bodies and chaotic actions, so be patient and get what they can't get.

If you don't accumulate steps, you will be thousands of miles away; If you don't accumulate small streams, you won't be a river.

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Fan was forced to go home by drinking in classical Chinese, and his mother and wife were very happy.

While he was cooking, his father-in-law Hu Jin came in with a pair of large intestine and a bottle of wine in his hand. Jin Fan bowed to him and sat down.

Hu Tuhu said, "My daughter married you, a worldly treasure, which is really unlucky. I don't know how tired I am these years. Now I don't know what virtue I have accumulated, so I brought you a "xianggong", so I brought you wine to congratulate you. "

Jin Wei Fan repeatedly asked Hunjia to cook intestines, make hot wine and sit under a thatched shed. Mother-in-law is cooking under the kitchen.

Butcher Hu also said to his son-in-law: "Since you have been rewarded by the" xianggong ",you must set up a proper system for everything. For example, in my work, I am all respectable people and your long-term relatives. How dare you pretend to be big in front of us If these farm workers and dung pickers at home are just ordinary people, if you bow to him as an equal, it is against the school rules and a disgrace to my face.

You are a rotten, honest and useless person, so I have to teach you these words so as not to make people laugh. "Fan Jindao:" My father-in-law is knowledgeable. "

Hu Butcher added, "My mother also came here to sit on the mountain. The old man eats small dishes every day, and it makes him sad to think about it.

My daughter also eats some. I haven't eaten lard two or three times in the past ten years since I entered your house! Poor thing! Poor thing! "Both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law said, and came to sit and eat.

In the middle of the night, butcher Hu was drunk. There are two mothers and sons here. I really appreciate it．

The butcher put on his clothes and began to starve. The next day, Jin Fan should go to worship his neighbors.

Wei also made an appointment with a group of friends in the same case to interact with each other. Because it was the year after the provincial examination, I held several meetings.

Unconsciously, at the end of June, these co-defendants let Fan enter the provincial examination. When I had no money to buy a ticket, I went to consult my father-in-law. As a result, the butcher slapped me in the face and scolded me: "Don't waste time! You just think you won a "xianggong", and then "the toad wants to eat swan meat"! I've heard people say that even Yong, the prime minister of China, is not your article, but the master gave it to you because he saw that you were old and didn't care.

Now I have a crush on the master! These masters of Chinese studies are all satellites in the sky! Don't you see that the gentlemen of the Zhang family in the city are all rich in furniture and rich in every way? Like you, you should go pee and look at yourself! No, no, no, just like a swan! Take this heart as soon as possible, find you a museum in our work next year, and find a few taels of silver to support your old lady and your wife every year. You asked me to borrow the toll. You can't make money by killing pigs in a day. I'll throw all my money into the water with you and call my home northwest wind! "A meal, scold fan4 jin4 scratching their heads. When I came back from my husband's resignation, I thought to myself, "Master said it's time for me. Since ancient times, there have been no jurors out of court. If I don't go in and test him, how can I give up? "I went to the city for inspection after consulting several co-defendants and didn't tell my father-in-law.

Out of the field, even if you go home. This family has been hungry for two or three days.

Butcher Hu found out and scolded again. On the day the list was published, there was no rice for breakfast at home. My mother told Jin Fan, "I have a hen that lays eggs. You should quickly collect it and sell it. Buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge. I am so hungry that I can't see. "

Jin Fan quickly hugged the chicken and walked out the door. After less than two hours, I only heard gongs and drums and three horses galloping in the future.

The three men got off the horse, tied the horse to the thatched shed and shouted, "Please ask Master Fan to come out quickly. Congratulations to high school! " Mom didn't know what it was, so she was scared to hide in the house. As soon as I heard this, I dared to stick my head out and say, "Please sit down, the child has just gone out." The reporter said, "It turned out to be an old lady."

Everyone gathered around for money. Noisy, a few horses reported two or three, people crowded a room, and the thatched shed was all underground.

The neighbors are all here, crowding to see. The old lady had no choice but to go to find her son with her neighbors.

Neighbors went to collect it, but they couldn't find it in a field; I went directly to the eastern end of Jidong, where I saw Jin Fan holding a chicken and a straw label in his hand, looking around for someone to buy it. The neighbor said, "Fan Xianggong, come back quickly! Congratulations on winning the prize, and the good news reporter squeezed into a room. "

Fan4 jin4 just pretended not to hear and walked on with his head down. Neighbors will snatch the chicken from him when they see that he ignores it.

Jin Fan said, "Why did you take my chicken? Don't buy it. " The neighbor said, "You won the lottery. Tell your family to send the newspaper. "

Jin Fan said, "Gao Lin, you know I have no food today. I want to sell this chicken to save my life. Why are you confusing me with this? I am not stubborn to you. Go home by yourself, and don't forget that I sell chickens. " When the neighbor saw that he didn't believe him, he made a sudden snatch and grabbed the chicken, slapped it on the ground and pulled it back.

The recorder saw it and said, "Well, the nouveau riche is back." Just as he was about to hug him, Jin Fan came into the room in three or two steps, only to see that the newspaper post in the middle had been hung up, which read: "Good news for your grandfather Fan Biao, who was the seventh in the examination in Guangdong Province.

Beijing newspaper Lian Deng Huang Jia. "Jin Fan didn't dare to look at it. He read it again, clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Alas! All right! I won! " As he spoke, he fell back, gritted his teeth and was unconscious.

The old lady panicked and poured several mouthfuls of boiling water. He got up, clapped his hands and laughed. "ah! All right! I won! " He broke free with a smile and flew out of the door, scaring reporters and neighbors.

I walked out of the gate not far, but I kicked into the pond. When I earned it, my hair was loose, my hands were yellow and I was dripping with water. They kept pulling him, patting and laughing until they went to gather.

Everyone stared at each other with eyes wide open. "So the new rich are ecstatic." The old lady cried, "how can there be such retribution! If you win the prize, you will get this stupid disease! This is crazy, when will it get better? " Humanitarian khufu: "It's fine to go out in the morning, how did you get such a disease! But what should I do? " Neighbors advised, "Don't panic, old lady.

We'll send two people to follow Master Fan now. Here, everyone takes some eggs, wine and rice at home to take care of the old people in the newspaper before drinking. "

At present, some neighbors have brought eggs, some have brought white wine, some have carried a bucket of rice, and some have caught two chickens. The lady cried, so she cleaned up under the kitchen and took it under the hut.

The neighbor moved some tables and stools, so please sit down and have a drink with the registered person and discuss with him.

4. What are the classical Chinese that can be used to force when chatting? They are so handsome that they can't sleep every day.

Rich, wayward people have a daughter, and they do whatever they want. If people have no ideals, they are different from salted fish.

The ruins of the river are dry and become dry at dusk; A man without ambition is different from him. Original: sleep * * * get up. Hello.

The days are short and the nights are long. Why not travel by candlelight? -"Nineteen Ancient Poems Born Less than 100" Original: Hey * * * I'm going to bed.

I'm so drunk that I want to sleep. Ming Dynasty intends to hold the piano. -Li Bai's Conversation with the Lonely Man in the Mountain Original: Scared my dad Translation: My parents heard the girl coming and hung it on the southeast branch Original: I peed ten feet against the wind, but now my shoes are wet with the wind.

Poor bald old man, a beautiful young man. -Liu Xiyi's "Dabei Baitou Yin" Original: Does your family know that you are so hanged?

The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind. Original: LZ is SB, and there is no little JJ. The landlord calls himself a penis for nothing, and the half-inch cadre has something.

-Li Yu's "Flying Building", the original text: "Long Bai claims to be a penis, gloomy and evil, uncomfortable and yin ... almost two eggs abandon the city, and half an inch will be done." The ugly person is asleep, and the handsome person is still awake.

Donkeys and mules were sleeping soundly before the wind started. Please don't envy language, your mind is full of poems and books.

Original: drunk, too. Walking is decadent, and the center is intoxicated —— The Book of Songs Feng Wang Mi Li: My heart is so tired. Translation: The shape is like a skeleton, and the heart is like ashes.

-"Zhuangzi Know the North Tour" Original: I choose a dog to take the translation: the national disaster is the first, and sudden death. -Cao Zhi's "White Horse" Original: I want to give this cow's head to the country for translation: once the cowhide is blown to the sky, the spare cow's head will be given to the country.

My heart is breaking. You city people really know how to translate. There was a play in the city, and the villagers laughed their heads off. I unilaterally announced my marriage to xx. In order to make the two surnames better, I want to express my family's opinions.

Say the important things three times. Translation: It's a long story. Post the user's "story of wind returning to snow" I know everything, but it is useless. It's better to have a hard waist. -"Awakening the world and saying that Jin Hailing indulges in death", the original text "does not need stories and articles, but needs to support the waist."

The world is so big, I want to see the translation: the sky is boundless, I want to see the original: the dog died. The poor cross the dog's sinus and the road doesn't fit. Original: XX people are designed to never fall. The blood can flow and the head can be thrown. XX people are designed to never fall down.

Original: You can obviously eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. Chinese children are full of curiosity. What they like is not red clothes, but cleverness.

Don't lie to me, because I don't read much. Don't lie to me, because I can't read. It is safe on earth. Find someone's psychological shadow area.

Heart like ashes, dusty geometry? Silence is not all gold, but sometimes it is a grandson. Sages don't talk about peaches and plums, and kings don't talk about chickens.

It's terrible for you. Why can't you go to heaven? You are omnipotent and unpredictable, and Hu can't ascend to heaven and fall into poverty. I got an arrow in the knee.

Money is hard to earn, but shit tastes bad. Baosi smells bad, but Jinbao is hard to find.

If you live too long, you can see everything. There are wonderful flowers every year, and the longevity is unusual. Original text: Ten strokes refused to translate: tears fell into my eyes, wishing I could meet before I got married-Zhang Ji's Ode to a Woman Original text: Spare tire translation: The willow tree in Zhangtai has been broken by others; The flowers in Du Xuan haven't changed to what they used to be.

-Qu You's "Biography of Cui Cui" Original: The lower limit of the translation show: beggars sell wealth, but show their poverty. -Yuan Mei's "Garden Recipe" Original translation: I only clear the turbidity of the world, but I hate my medicine. Take off your pants, don't count on it. If you are serious, you will lose. What are you fighting for in the firelight of the stone? Don't be serious in the corner of the snail. If you want to masturbate, a person will ask you.

-"Biography of Sui Shu" Volume 38 Original: I have been single for 20 years. I have nothing but my hands. -"Ouyang Xiu sells oil Weng" Original: bursting translation: Black pine forest comes to the horse, and Huanglongfu tide suddenly arrives.

-Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio Huang Jiulang", the original text: "The black pine forest comes to the horse, which is solid and safe; How can we resist the sudden tide in Huanglongfu? It is advisable to break the root of its thorns and block the road to meeting. " Evil spirits laugh translation: crazy children evil spirits Shao, care about my laughter.

With waist-length hair, can you marry me? Chang Huan wears makeup and marries you? At that time, the Tathagata smiled, released the big bright cloud, let go of the golden arm, dropped a trillion feet, and held this pillar in his hand, saying, "OK." This painting is too beautiful for me to see.

Translation: the best is the best, and it is unbearable to see it. I just want to be a beautiful man quietly.

Tired of vulgarity, peerlessness and independence. I'll take you, you take the money.

I hold my hand and I hold my axe. Original: waterfall sweat.

Sitting on the ground, you are sweating like a pig. -Liu Yiqing's "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" Original: Kneeling.

Knee forward and grab the ground with your head. * * Silk will eventually attack Japan. Translation: princes and princes will meet. What do you want? -"Historical Records Chen She Family" Original: Cute is Justice Translation: Beautiful city, beautiful color, so as to build a famous place.

The tragic experience of my girlfriend and childhood friends is translated as follows: today, the new official is on fire, and the new official dare not laugh or cry, which is difficult to test. -Princess Lechang's "Farewell to Self-explanation" Original: Don't care about these details.

If you don't die, you won't die Why don't you understand? -Wang Jian's "Crossing the River with Martial Arts" Original: Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl.

Draw a circle and curse you. Draw a circle and wish you a long sleep. The policeman's uncle is this man. Send a message to Ting Wei, who can be punished.

Although I am lovely and charming, I will bring death. Take care of the city first, then the country.

-Li Yannian's Song of Li Furen Original: Scum with only five fighting abilities Translation: Rats have no more than five skills. Original: pure men follow.