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A composition on the topic of beggars and soup
There is a story that in an era of famine, there were beggars everywhere, and of course there were rich people. There was a wealthy man in a small village. He had a lot of money and a lot of rice. One stormy night, a ragged man came to his door and sat down under the eaves of his door. After a while, the servants came out and saw him, so they pushed him out of the door. He said: "I'm too cold. I just want to warm myself by your kitchen stove." The servant thought that there was no need to give him anything, so he asked the poor man to warm himself by the kitchen stove. The poor man came in to dry his clothes. When he regained consciousness in his hands and feet, he said to the cook: "Can I borrow your pot? I don't want anything else. I just want to use the pot to make some stone soup." Soup? The cook was curious to see how he made stone soup, so she lent him the pot. He picked a stone from the roadside, washed it, put it in the pot, added some water and boiled it. The cook felt that this man was very pitiful, so she found some leftover vegetable leaves and put them in the pot for him. She also collected all the minced meat and gave it to him. As you know, the poor man drank a pot of broth happily.
Thinking
Now think about it, the poor man is quite smart. What would happen if he said from the beginning: "Give me some broth to drink!" ? He won't be given broth, but punches and kicks, and his body will be covered with scars. Speaking also requires art!!!
N kinds of whereabouts of stones
1. When the poor man drinks the stone soup and throws the stone on the roadside again, he will go back to the hungry days before.
2. After the poor man finished drinking the stone soup, he took the stone to more wealthy families and drank more "meat-flavored stone soup." It was not until the famine was over that he threw the stone back to the roadside.
3. After the poor man finished drinking the stone soup, he took the stone to more wealthy families and drank more "meat-flavored stone soup." As time went by, not only did he not starve to death, but his cooking skills improved, and by the end of the famine At that time, many rich people asked him to take charge of the ladle, but he did not go. He raised some funds to open a restaurant. He has a special dish called delicious stone soup, and it uses the same stone. Why use that stone? Because the stone has been cooked many times, it contains a lot of nutrients and infinite flavor, and cooking with it has a special taste. After his restaurant opened, people from all over the world came here to try the stone soup. Of course, he made enough money. As for the stone, it was obtained by his descendants. Many years later, the stone was auctioned at a sky-high price, and the dishes made with it were even more expensive.
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