Words to praise your wife’s happiness

The taste of love is the taste of missing someone. At first, it is sour and sweet; slowly, it becomes sweet and refreshing, so praise your wife. Below are the words I compiled for you to praise your wife, I hope you like it!

Selected words to praise your wife

1. Once upon a time, it was difficult to make water, except for Wushan, it is not clouds. I look back lazily at the flowers, half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to be a king.

2. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed did not fool me.

3. They say that the Internet is a virtual world, but I feel that it is a paradise. Because I can meet you here every day.

4. Knowing you is fate, liking you is feeling, falling in love with you is happiness. I would rather face it with a smile than cry and regret it.

5. Is it wrong to like you? Why do you want to curse me to death? Well, just let me love you once before you curse me to death!

6. The stars come on moonlit nights, and migratory birds return in the changing seasons, but I don’t know whether to wait for you or look for you.

7. When you left, the seeds of longing sprouted, and now the trees are full of flowers, and each one is filled with painful hearts thinking of you! I miss you! I miss you!

8. I can’t live without you, please don’t be angry. Although you are cute when you are angry, it is still not as good as when you are happy.

9. Because of you, I was once happy; because of you, I was confused; because of you, I was hurt; because of you, I have no regrets in this life.

10. Let us greet each other, warm words can resolve the sorrow of life; let us care about each other, the power of longing can shorten time and space.

11. When one person has insomnia, the whole world has insomnia. Happy insomnia is because of the fear of closing one’s eyes. How do I miss you at six o'clock? How do I love you till the end?

12. If you like me, just send me a text message; if you like me, just call me; if you love me If so, just keep silent!

13. You have to know that love is selfish! So I haven’t had any distracting thoughts in my heart so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that I only have you in my heart.

14. I really want to hide you, hide you in my breast pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never be able to leave me! Hide you, and you can only fall in love with me. !

15. My dear, I miss you so much. I haven’t seen you for a few days. It seems like a century has passed. I am so excited to see you. I want to say "I love you" to you. .

16. If loving you is a task assigned to me by God, I would like this task to be permanent and it should not have a time limit. Because God knows that I will cherish you well.

17. I was the string you broke a thousand years ago. Traveling through time and space, I reincarnate and meet you with the residual warmth of your fingers. There is no luxury episode, just ordinary warmth!

18. The weather is getting really fast, and the north wind is blowing quietly. You need to bring a coat when you go out. Remember to cover up when sleeping, eat more fruits and vegetables, and remember to supplement calcium. Health will always be with you!

19. Do you know what it feels like to miss someone? It’s like drinking a large glass of ice water. And then shed it into tears for a long, long time. My dear, I miss you!

20. My dear, I love you. My mouth wants to kiss you, my eyes want to see you, my hands want to hold you, I always miss you in my heart, and I hug you in my dreams. This life depends entirely on you and I will never wrong you.

Recommended words to praise your wife

1. It was raining heavily one day. Several fire trucks passed by on the road, and some passers-by had conversations. A: It’s raining so hard. How could there be a fire? B: Stupid! It comes out to hold water!

2. Some people say that you look like a professor during the day and an animal at night.

I think they are wrong, because when you take off your clothes at night, you are a beast, and when you put on clothes during the day, you are not a professor, you are a beast!

3. Wife: Is the shredded pork delicious? Husband: It’s okay . Wife: Where’s the fish? Husband: Average. ? Wife: ? Can’t you say nice words? Husband: ? So hot!?

4. Son: ? What does it mean to hit it off? Dad: ? Just like your mother, she never knows how to stop nagging. I When she couldn't bear it, she slapped her hard and her mouth closed immediately!?

5. The old couple went to take pictures. The photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side lighting or backlighting?" , or completely naked?", the uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt?"

6. A Scottish drunkard walked on the street with a bottle of whiskey in his hip pocket. While walking on the road, I was hit by a car. He touched his pocket and felt a little damp. He muttered: God, I wish it was blood!

7. A was unhappy. B asked why. A: I am gay. B: What's the matter? A: So are my elder brother and two younger brothers. B: Don’t your family like women? A: My sister does.

8. Dad: Why is your sister crying? Sister: She won the first place in the horror costume competition! Dad: Then you should be happy! Little sister: But sister, she didn’t dress up at all. Ah!?

9. An ugly girl has a crazy crush on a boy. One day the boy said to the girl: I can't sleep without looking at your photos every night. The ugly girl was overjoyed. The boy went on to say: Because I was so frightened that I fainted after just one look.

10. There was a party at school, and the classmates made a fuss: The teacher also put on a show and danced. One boy: pole dancing. The teacher didn't understand, so he explained: I'm old, but I was fine when I was young. Laughing wildly below.

11. An ant married a centipede, and someone asked how the wedding night was? Ant: I’m so tired! Last night, I opened my legs, and there was nothing; and I spread my legs again, and there wasn’t anything yet. ! All night long!

12. One day, the lion and the bear defecated in the orchard. After a few days, the trees near the lion's poop grew lusher than those near the bear's poop. So the bear said something full of philosophy: Lion excrement is better than bear excrement!

13. Fireflies shine brightly in the dark night, stand out from the chickens with their cries, horses are outstanding among donkeys, and pigs are like pigs. You are called handsome in a pig pen, but you are called handsome when you stand with an orangutan? You are so handsome!

14. A woman got into the car wearing a one-step skirt. The skirt was so tight that she could not lift her legs. She unbuttoned two buttons of the skirt. Still unable to succeed, she turned around and saw a man looking at her, so she called her a gangster! Man: You are a gangster, and now you have both of us got buckled!

15. The teacher asked in the math class: Li Lei, what are you doing? Get up and answer, what is absolute value? Li Lei said: "Well? The kind of person who only likes the opposite sex and will never bend is called absolutely straight." ?

16. No spanking day, follow-up notes: a. You can make trouble without reason today; b. My brother will be very happy; c. No spanking today, it will be recorded in the account; d. All days except April 30 are OK Beating a child haha.

17. Fish said: I never close my eyes because I want you to see you in my eyes at any time! Water said: I keep flowing so that you can feel that I am hugging you at any time! Pot said : I’m almost mature and yet I’m so poor!

18. Good news, good news, really great news. As soon as I heard about it, I immediately announced the good news to you. You want to treat me. Your worth has risen again. Really, the news has been broadcast, and the price of meat has risen again!

19. The bee and the butterfly met, and the butterfly said: "You are so stingy, and you don't care even if you are full of sweet words." Tell me!? Bee said: You are even more stingy, and you don’t even send me a text message with two antennas on your head!?

20. When Sun Wukong saw Tathagata Buddha’s great supernatural powers, he admired him very much and said excitedly :? Buddha, I am your fan, can you follow me? Buddha nodded and locked Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain.

21. A primitive tribe still had the bad habit of cannibalism, so a traveler taught the tribe civilized life.

A few years later, travelers visited the tribe again and found that they had switched to using Western forks to eat people.

22. Dear customer: Since you send and receive pornographic text messages at will, your mobile phone will start a self-destruction process ten seconds after receiving this text message. To avoid hurting innocent people, please throw the phone ten meters away. Other than that!

23. Two drunkards went home together at night. ?Look, Lao Zhang, the thief got in through your window!? Keep your voice down, don't say anything, let him go. My wife thought it was me who would show him the color when I came back. ?

24. Ah-Dai: It is said that women will become beautiful after they get married. Has your wife become prettier after getting married? Ah-Dai: She is very beautiful without glasses. Dumb: But she doesn’t wear glasses! Agua: I wear glasses!

25. Haha! You finally showed up. Did you know that I have been looking for you for many days? Now you finally show up automatically. I I will never miss this rare opportunity. I will crush you, you damn cockroach!

26. Measure the window, bed and wall. Jump on the bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not as long as the bed, and the bed is not as long as the wall. Therefore, the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you don’t read well, hit the wall.

27. When you are tired, give yourself an encouraging smile to make the pain less severe; when you are lonely, smile in front of the mirror and tell yourself that you are not alone. Did you smile today?

28. A prince was bewitched and could only say one word every year. He didn't speak for five years, but he saved up five words and said to the princess: Princess, I love you. The princess only said one word, and the prince fainted immediately. The princess said: What?

29. Patient: I have insomnia; Doctor: With these medicines, if you take yellow medicine, you can dream of Andy Lau; if you take red medicine, you can dream of F4; if you use white medicine, you can dream of Nick Cheung. Patient: What if I eat together? Doctor: Then you can see Leslie Cheung.

30. A publicist from the Marriage Mediation Center told the couples who mediate: Research shows that frequent drinking will lead to the breakdown of marriages. A male audience member suddenly became excited: Really? How much alcohol does it take to get divorced?