A super funny joke.

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following are the super funny humorous jokes I compiled. Don't miss it.

Super funny humorous joke (1)

1. The old detective and his apprentice rushed to the scene at the same time. The victim was dying and wrote something on the ground with his fingers in despair. The old detective said? Ignore him, tell him to finish, and see what he has. ?

Soon the victim died, leaving only one line on the ground? Give it back. Help me. ?

2. The train is about to enter the scenic spot, and a tourist asks the guide next to it:? Do you come here often?

? Yes, several times a year. ?

? Can you tell me which hotel is the best?

? XX hotel. ?

? Have you always lived there? He asked again.

? No, I have been in all other stores except that restaurant. ?

The doctor said to the patient:? A bad news or a good news, which should I listen to first?

The patient said: Bad news. ?

? A doctor with amnesia gave you the wrong medicine. You are too poisoned to live for a week. ?

? What's the good news?

? What good news?

Super funny humorous jokes (2)

1, drunk and took a taxi home last night. After getting off the bus, I threw a hundred dollars at random and said to the driver heroically, keep the change! ?

The driver was excited when he heard it: I won't know where you threw the money until I find it! ?

2. I didn't try on the wedding dress when I took photos last week. When I went in, I saw a couple of handsome guys and beautiful women trying on a wedding dress.

The beauty wore a Tang suit with sleeves and a big hem, which was elegant and infinite. The beauty expressed satisfaction and decided to look at the matching men's wear.

As a result, the waiter brought an armor, which is a typical Roman gladiator costume, that is, a huge leather X-shape with a huge copper heart protector in the middle.

The handsome boy collapsed at that time and asked the waiter, what is this?

The waiter said, with ancient costumes. ?

Handsome guy:? Can this be worthy? ! ?

The waiter said, yes, look, one is a queen and the other is a general! ?

3. Colleagues go out for physical examination, and there is a small advertisement at the door. An advertisement for treating infertility was sent to colleagues.

After a long walk, the second man sent me the same advertising paper.

My colleague took out the previous advertising paper and said, I already have it.

At this time, the other party immediately took out another piece of paper, the content: painless abortion. . . .

Super funny humorous jokes (3)

1, A: Have you seen Thailand?

B: Yes.

A: I heard that Holland will make a sequel? !

B: Why? ! ! ! ?

2. Aunt Zhang: Sister Wang, what did your son gain from graduation?

Aunt Wang: What did you get? Just a diploma.

Sister Zhang, where is your daughter? No, I just graduated.

Aunt Zhang: My daughter is much better than your son. Give me a grandson?

3. A buddy goes to an Internet cafe to surf the Internet, which costs two yuan 5 1 hour. He spent more than an hour on it and got off the plane to settle accounts for * * * 4.50 yuan. The cashier asked him if he could find a lollipop without five cents.

He said it was only fifty cents.

The cashier said that you can find one of yours. When he got a piece, he handed the money to the cashier and said, give me two lollipops.

4. Why do you smoke? Don't you smoke?

What should I do? I am the only one in the dormitory who doesn't smoke.

A: Oh, it's affected.

B: I was forced, didn't I say that second-hand smoke is more harmful to my health?

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