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The Legend of Zhen Huan: The Yu family was relegated to the cold palace, what will the little palace ladies gossip about in the WeChat group?
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Last time, the palace maids exploded in the WeChat group because Yu promised to be favored. They all envied the Yu family for her good fate as a crow and turned into a phoenix. They all wanted to curry favor with her, but in the end they were all rejected by the Yu family. Very humiliated.
While Yu was being arrogant and aggressive, Jianqiu couldn't stand her frivolous behavior and kicked her out of the group chat!
In less than a month, Yu's crime of impersonating Zhen Huan to gain favor was exposed to the world, and she was thrown into the cold palace by the emperor and ordered to commit suicide.
That night, the WeChat group of the ladies of the Forbidden City started to make noise again...
◆Huanbi: Sisters, the Yu family has been relegated to the cold palace, have you heard about it? ?
◆Yimeiyuan Palace Maid A: I’ve heard it, I’ve heard it, such a big news just needs a press conference!
◆Huanbi: Look at her virtues. She has no good looks, no poetry and calligraphy, and no moral character. How can a woman who is worthy of being an emperor still be on an equal footing with my mistress? Does she deserve it?
◆Caiyue: That is, a crow turned into a phoenix not only does not know how to behave, but also looks down on us. Who is not born and raised by his parents!
◆Liu Zhu: Yes, it’s a pity that she is not in the group now, otherwise I would definitely humiliate her!
(Jianqiu is the leader of the harem ladies’ WeChat group, and she has drawn Yu into the group chat in line with the people’s wishes)
◆Songzhi: Oh, this is not our wonderful voice. Madam Yu, my mistress? Why do you have time to come back to see us today? (The words are full of humiliation)
◆Cuiguo: Don’t you look down on us sisters? Why are you back?
(Ms. Yu didn’t speak for a long time. I wonder if her phone’s battery ran out of power, or the Ministry of Internal Affairs turned off the wifi in Yu’s cold palace?)
◆Princess Yimeiyuan D: @覹世, oh, why is Phoenix Sister Yu back? Why do you want to come and see us poor sisters today? Weren't you very powerful back then?
◆ Mrs. Yu: Good sisters, I was kicked out of the "Little Mistresses Group" by the Queen. Can the sisters raise some silver for me so that Eunuch Su can come to the Emperor and say a nice word to me? Let me out, it's so cold in here! Or you can think of a way for me to meet the emperor! Sisters, please! (You can feel Yu’s crying through the screen)
◆Liu Zhu: @元世, you really can’t change your mind and eat shit! What did you say to us when you became the beloved concubine? What's your attitude now? Let us rescue you and dream on!
◆Huanbi: Let us help you? We don't know how to read "The wind is like a solution, it is easy to be destroyed", we can't sing Kun Opera, and we can't pretend to be someone else. How do you think we can help you?
(The WeChat group suddenly burst into laughter...)
◆Pei'er: Mr. Yu, in fact, you are not as good-looking as Sister Huanbi, but you are If you don't keep a low profile, it will be your fault for what you did in the first place!
◆ Mrs. Yu: @婷秋, Aunt Jianqiu, please help me to beg the Queen!
@ Songzhi, Aunt Songzhi, please help me to beg Concubine Hua! From now on, I will only follow the lead of the Chinese concubine! She even gave me a massager as a reward! She will definitely help me!
@Everyone, sisters, help me! Please, I kneel down for you...
(Jiang Qiu is so proud that she doesn’t even bother to talk to this annoying Yu family! Others now have nothing to do except watch the fun. The idea of ????helping her)
◆Songzhi: Bah, you want Concubine Hua to save you, are you worthy? Your IQ is not good and your EQ is low. My wife doesn’t care about you! Just save it!
◆Ju Qing: It’s not in vain that you became the emperor’s woman. This blessing is something we sisters will never get in our lifetime!
......
◆ Mrs. Yu: It’s okay if you don’t help me, but who can give me a good meal so that I can eat well and go on the road? I don't want to be a starving ghost! Otherwise I wouldn't have killed myself!
◆Meiyuan Palace Maid D: People who are about to die are threatening us! Mrs. Yu thought she was still the mistress! Hahaha
◆Yu Shi: You all just wait for me, I won’t let you go even if I’m a ghost! The emperor would never be so cruel as to want me to die! He wants me to sing Kun Opera to her. When I go out, you won't be able to enjoy the good things!
◆Jianqiu: @元世, you’d better leave the group as soon as possible. If you die then, don’t let us low-level palace maids become unlucky!
(After saying that, Mrs. Yu was ruthlessly kicked out of the group chat by Jianqiu!)
That night, Mrs. Yu was cut off from all contact with the outside world. Baba She waited patiently for someone to come and bring her a meal.
As a result, no one came to see her off at dawn! At dusk, Xiao Xiazi came with a steel rope and gave Yu a great deal, even half of her neck was strangled!
Mrs. Yu was strangled to death, and the palace maids' WeChat group suddenly became quiet. They all seemed to think that if anyone said a word in the group, the ghost of Mrs. Yu would come to the group to seek death!
Later, Concubine Li was frightened mad by the ghost of the Yu family disguised by Xiao Yunzi and was sent to the cold palace. What would the maids gossip about in the group? Follow me, the next episode will be more exciting!
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