The funny words in Agent Bao Guo are all.

Xiaoguo Lu: 1, I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

2, I am not stubborn, but persistent!

3, kill! Kill! Kill!

4, IQ is no matter how good, a brick falls.

Poor guy, it's over in one shot.

6. Love is the devil, which makes people drool!

7. Abbot, are you a good person or a bad person?

8. Sure enough, all's well that ends well!

It's a good thing that I never wear underwear, otherwise others will know what color my underwear is.

10, we are not greedy, but we don't want to waste food.

1 1. Now all the bad guys have become good eggs.

12, so bright a line spilled a bowl of soup at the foot of my bed. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.

13, pee, bend to the end, shoot white grass, and make fertilizer at night.

Pineapple blowing snow: 1, my pineapple blowing snow blows blood instead of snow! It's the blood on my sword!

2, arrogance is also capable! And I happen to have it!

All you have to do is discount.

4. God let you perish and let you go crazy first.

5, women are like clothes, change one regularly!

6, dignity, how much is a catty?

7. I knew I was handsome a long time ago, because everyone said so.

8. Sure enough, no matter how hard you try, you are afraid of a kitchen knife!

9. Wow, so tenacious. Just five invincible cockroaches!

10, the next sentence should be: "Look at me, Tianma Meteor Boxing"!

1 1, that's a really heavy way to die!

12, then k gives you ... seven holes of oil!

Liuxiang orange: 1. I'm not a salted fish, but a dead fish.

2, it is worthy of being defeated by the East, and it is really defeated.

3. I laughed from the horizontal knife and went to live in the liver and gallbladder.

Shangguan Ziyi: 1, a salted fish, 30 years later ... still a salted fish.

2, super walk-on.

Commitment: 1, chop ... chop you to death!

2: My real name is banana! (silly)

Seek defeat in the east: 1. If you want to achieve an extraordinary career, you must use extraordinary means!

There is only one person left. I don't trust him. Who can I trust?

3, people are inherently mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. (Learn from Sima Qian)

4, heaven and earth, for me alone, for thousands of years, unified rivers and lakes!

Xiaoding: 1, girls are the most extroverted!

2. If you want to achieve an extraordinary career, you must use extraordinary means! (learn from the east and seek defeat)

Taigong: 1, hum! You can call me mean, but you can't call me a punk, let alone a little loser!

2. Can you call me handsome leader?

Take the thief as the father: 1, what's the use of the whole thing? If I go up, I will finish the battle in three minutes!

World without thieves: 1, clear water means no fish, and lowly people mean invincible!

2. Yes, your battle was ended by others.

Wu: 1. I only want two kinds of flowers, one is rich and the other is casual.

Cooperative line

Thousands of miles away (pineapple blowing snow, pear blossom poem):

Pear blossom poem: I send you thousands of miles away, you are silent in black and white.

Pineapple blowing snow: the investment failed, the stock market became a disaster, and usury was still owed.

Pear blossom poem: I will send you away from the end of the world. Are you still there?

Pineapple blowing snow: Lehman is gone, bull market is gone, and debt is paid with a knife.

Song of pineapple blowing snow: love is just an ordinary thing, not unusual at all;

Women are just a pastime. What's the big deal?

Father: What's the use of the whole thing? If I go up, I will finish the battle in three minutes!

Rebel and Thief: You ended this battle!

Pineapple Snow: (to Xiaoguo Lu) We aim and you fire.

Xiaoguo Lu: Are you so worried about me?

Pineapple blowing snow: I'm not worried, but I'm worried.

Xiaoguo Lu: Hum, take my weapon and show it off.

Pineapple blowing snow: come on, everyone wants to enjoy resources, yours is mine and mine is mine.

Squire: Listen carefully. Men stand on the left and women stand on the right. Be honest.

Xiao Guoding: Four great masters, which side should we stand on?

Squire: Nonsense, standing in the middle, of course.

D: Standing in the middle? So are we men or women?