A joke that makes people happy in an instant

The jokes that make people happy in an instant are:

1, I took the exam again and again, but today I failed. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" I have nothing to say.

Looking at the balance in my account is enough for me to squander my life. If I die tomorrow, I'm really a black sheep, and when I wake up, hundreds of millions of possessions will be gone.

When you ask another girl out for dinner, she agrees, probably because she is interested in you. You asked me out to dinner, and I agreed. Then I really like it. I'm just a heartless git.

In the past, the mail of horses and chariots was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

5, everyone is: I don't know what to do, but I am very deep; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.

6. When I was a child, I thought that life was: all the best, more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything happens unexpectedly, and there is more than one year, and there is less than one year.

7. When the boss went to work, he drove a Lamborghini. I said, fuck, this car is awesome! The boss replied, as long as you work hard, wholeheartedly and strive for perfection, then I will have another one next year.