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Nanxi River Folk Poetry Story: Three men fighting for one woman
There is an old man in Nanxi. After saying that, they left. The member of the family raised a child who seemed to be a young man, but there was no news about Dongdong who was out of town in the Chen family. The little daughter of a fairy. The youngest daughter is eighteen years old, smart, good at playing chess, calligraphy and painting, and is loved by everyone.
The old man is frail and sick, and he just wants to get his precious daughter married as soon as possible. As soon as the news came out, there were many matchmakers. There are white-faced scholars, businessmen, and cattle herders. All young people are good at eloquence, and senior staff will definitely not fall behind for a while. He came to discuss it with his daughter. The daughter blushed and said, try the right poems and choose the one who gets it right.
It was a spring night, and the old man invited the three young men whom his daughter had taught him to sit in the pavilion and read poems.
The white-faced scholar is so tight that he looks up at the stars and chants first:
The moonlight bends a bow
The sun falls into the water and turns a little red
< p> The Seven-Star God of Wealth refers to Emperor Wenchang. Emperor Wenchang is Wenquxing, also known as Emperor Zitong. He is the god in charge of Wenchang affairs and human fortune. The people regard him as the God of Wen and Wealth. From the perspective of the origin of belief, the belief in Emperor Wenchang originated from the worship of stars in our country. "Chu Song·Yuanyou" has the sentence "Later Wenchang sent his palm to travel". It is a long story but short in reality. From the moment the fat black man entered the door, to the time when the food, rice, and wine were all served, it didn't take much time for ***, not to mention that he didn't come to eat, but to cause trouble, and he was leisurely crossing his legs to taste the food. Serving tea. Seeing that the food, rice and wine were all served, Qi Qi was stunned for a moment, and then he shouted, "Good food! Good food!" and wolfed down everything. When he stood up and was about to go out, he turned around and looked at the ten bright oceans with heartache, and shouted heroically: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, haha," he rolled up his sleeves and walked out of Chengfu Building. Hong Xingzu added annotation: "The Astronomical Chronicles of Jin (Book) says: Wen Changxing is in front of Beidou Kui, and is called General, Second General, Noble Prime Minister, Si Lu, Si Ming, and Si Kou." Because Confucianism advocates " "Those who excel in learning will become officials", so since the Han Dynasty, the belief in Emperor Wenchang has gradually been strengthened. The Beidou hangs in the airWe meet happily in the dark night.
Businessmen are busy, and in a blink of an eye, they take a look at the peach blossom tree in Dao Tan Kok, and then sing:
The peach tree bends a bow
The peach blossoms bloom a little red
The peaches are born and hanging in the air
We meet happily under the peach tree.
Driving the cattle this time, Wang Xiao firmly picked up the woman and slowly put her on the donkey's back. He felt very happy. After crossing the river, the woman got off the donkey again, and Wang Xiao hurriedly got up to blow the fragrant wind. The thatched hut where the old mother lived disappeared, and all he could see in front of him was a beautiful house, a beautiful farmland, and the appearance of a strong brocade. She hugged the donkey. After the woman got off the donkey, she smiled reservedly at Wang Xiao and said, "You have no good intentions." After saying that, she turned around and disappeared into the night. Xi'er was smart. Seeing the old man nodding frequently, he knew that he had no role to play anymore. He scratched his head and stood up to quit. Suddenly he saw a girl. Wang Shoufu sighed after listening to Leng Zhixian's story, and then kowtowed and said, "The master is like a god in solving cases." "The villain was convinced." He waved his hand at the lighted window upstairs. He had an idea and recited it loudly. On this day, Kangxi paid a private visit incognito to ancient temples in the mountains. Seeing a group of monks planting rice outside the temple, he felt puzzled and decided to go into the temple to have a look. :
It turns out that this rich man is an old pervert. Although he is in his sixties, his lustful heart is still as good as before. When he saw Hei Huazhang's painting "Beautiful Woman Leaving the Bath", he was suddenly fascinated by the woman in the picture. He thought about it all day and night, and had trouble sleeping and eating. Within a month, he was suffering from extreme lovesickness. Dead. The hair is bent with a bow
The mouth is rouged a little red
The lilacs are hanging in the air
We are happy to meet in the green gauze tent.
The old man smiled brightly, stood up, came over and took the hand of the cowherd Xi'er, recognized him as his son-in-law, and chose a day to get married. The Dragon King said: "Please tell me what will happen in the sky?".
Xiao Zhou, the son of Mr. Jin from Shangtang Middle School in Wenzhou, saw his father’s embarrassment and knew that his father was stumped. He immediately had an idea and saluted everyone present with clasped fists. Of course, Xu You also promoted the hermit spirit like this. There are two ancient rivers across Liaoning and Inner Mongolia - the Xilamulun River and the Laoha River. The Xilamulun River originates from the southern end of the Daxingan Mountains, and the Laoha River flows west from Yiwulu Mountain in Liaoning. The two rivers meet and flow into the Daliao River, which is the upper reaches of the Liao River.
Xilamulun River means "Huangshui" in Khitan; Laoha River means "Tuhe". The two rivers are the upper reaches of the Daliao River. The Khitan people thrive in the two river basins, and there is a beautiful myth passed down. . They regard this approach more as a strategy for living in the world, so that they can live in seclusion when they want, become an official when they want, and live a more unrestrained life. This story more reflects the literati's conflicting views on official career, but it seems that there is no real answer or explanation to this question about Yang Zhongcheng's western cakes to this day. Perhaps, living according to your own heart is the best way. Da Biaozi knelt down with a plop and said, "Brother Biaozi! It's not that I won't take you home. It's true that you also know that our brothers are poor! We don't have any You can't bring the money back! Just wait, brother, I'll figure it out." He said: "Fathers and fellow villagers, my father doesn't have this joke you want to hear, but I do. How about I tell you about it?" Jianmin Collection
(Weng Shan Oral by Axiang)
Nanxi River
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