Complete 400-word humorous idioms and stories

In the Western Han Dynasty, there was a general named Li, who was broad-born, inarticulate, but tall and muscular and good at archery. Once, he went hunting in the suburbs and suddenly found a tiger crouching in the grass in front of him, as if waiting for an opportunity to hunt. Li Guang immediately looked up, aimed at the tiger, pulled out his bow and arrow, and shot an arrow with all his strength. It hit the nail on the head But Li Guang waited there for a while, but the tiger didn't move. He was very surprised. He ventured to approach and take a closer look. What was shot was not a tiger, but a big stone shaped like a tiger. When he looked for the arrow he shot, he found that it not only hit Shi Hu deeply, but also could hardly see the arrow. Chian was surprised herself. How can he have such great strength? Then he shot a few more arrows, but he couldn't shoot any more. Later, he told others about it, and others told him, "Seeing his sincerity, the stone opened." This idiom means being sincere to people and generating great power. It also means that he has the determination to overcome all difficulties. During the Kaiyuan period of the Tang Dynasty, I dreamed that there was a poor scholar named Lu. After chatting with him for a while, he came in. Lusheng felt tired and wanted to have a rest, while the owner of the hotel was cooking a pipe. So the Taoist priest took a pillow to Lu Sheng and said, "With this pillow, you can have a good sleep and get prosperity as you wish. In his sleep, Lu Sheng dreamed that he married the daughter of a large family in Cui Shi. The career is very smooth. He was not only admitted to Jinshi, but also promoted to our time again and again, and finally became a high-ranking prime minister for ten years. There are many fertile fields, homesteads, beautiful women and horses. Enjoying endless splendor, and living to a very old age. At this point, Lu Sheng woke up with a stretch and found himself sleeping in the hotel, while the Taoist priest was still around, and the innkeeper's rice was not ready yet! He was surprised that everything he saw was the same as real, so he said, "Are those glories just an illusory dream? The Taoist priest replied, "Now you should know that what people pursue all their lives is just a dream!" " "In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a county magistrate named Chen Shi in Yingchuan. He is fair and prestigious. One night, a thief sneaked into Chen Shi's house and hid on the beam. Chen Shi found him. He didn't shout and pretended not to see it. After he got dressed, he woke up his children and grandchildren and went back to his room. Seriously said to them: "When you grow up, you must cherish your reputation, strive for progress, be strict with yourself, and don't do things that harm others and benefit others." Some people are not bad, just relax their requirements, form bad habits, fail to correct them in time, and gradually get worse. These people can also become gentlemen if they are strict with themselves. " When Chen Shi said this, he immediately pointed to Liang Ding and said, "Look, the gentleman on the beam has fallen to this point and has gradually changed!" The thief hiding on the beam was ashamed and panicked when he heard this. He quickly jumped off the beam and kowtowed to Chen Shi. Chen Shi's children and grandchildren tried to find a rope to bind the thief, but he stopped them. Seeing the thief begging, Chen Shi said, "You don't look like a bad person. You probably have to do this because you are poor. " Say that finish, let the family take out two silks and satins to the thief and persuade him to turn over a new leaf. The thief cried bitterly and repeatedly said that he would never be a thief again and that he would turn over a new leaf. According to this story, people derived the idiom "a gentleman on the beam". "Liang" is a house beam, and "gentleman" is an ancient name for educated literati, which means humor. "Gentleman on the beam" is synonymous with thieves and thieves. Later, "a gentleman on the beam" was also used to describe people who couldn't get up to the sky, couldn't get down to the ground and were divorced from reality. Thanks to the Spring and Autumn Period, Wu Zixu, the general of Wu, led the soldiers of Wu to attack Zheng. Zheng, the monarch of the State of Zheng, said, "If Wu Zixu can take his soldiers back and stop attacking us, I will give him a great reward. Unfortunately, no one has come up with a good idea. On the fourth morning, a young fisherman came to Zheng and said, "I have a way to stop Wu Zixu from attacking Zheng. Hearing this, Zheng Yi immediately asked the fisherman, "How many soldiers and cars do you need? Fishing lang shook his head and said, "I don't need soldiers and carts, nor do I need to bring food." All I have to do is send tens of thousands of soldiers back to Wu with my paddle. "What kind of paddle has so much power? Fishing Lang put the paddle under his arm and ran to the military camp of the State of Wu to find Wu Zixu. While singing, he paddled: "lú zhō ng ré n, lú zhō ng ré n; Crossing the river, whose grace? On the sword, seven stars are written; Here you are. Take it. Today, you are proud, remember, Mr. Fisherman? Wu Zixu saw the paddle in the fisherman's hand and immediately asked him, "Young man, who are you?" The fisherman replied, "Didn't you see the paddle in my hand?" My father lived on this paddle, and he saved you with it. Hearing this, Wu Zixu said, "I remember! When I fled before, a fisherman saved me, and I always wanted to repay him! So you're his son. Why are you here? " The fisherman said, "Not only because of you, Wu, but also because of attacking our State of Zheng. We fishermen are all called here. Our monarch Zheng said: "As long as someone can ask General Wu to withdraw his troops and not attack Zheng, I will reward him! "I hope General Wu won't attack Zheng for my dead father's sake and let me get some rewards when I go back. Wu Zixu said gratefully, "Because your father saved me, I was able to be a general alive. How can I forget his kindness? I will definitely help you in this matter! " Wu Zixu said that, and immediately brought back all the soldiers of Wu. Yulang happily told Zheng the good news. All of a sudden, everyone in Zheng regarded the fisherman as a savior and called him a "fishing doctor". Zheng even gave Ding Gong a hundred miles of land! In order to repay the fisherman's father's help, Wu Zixu not only refused to attack Zheng, but also rewarded the fisherman. This is called "kindness".