Written joke

The son and father were watching TV when suddenly the hero knelt down and proposed to the heroine. The son asked his father curiously, "Dad, did you kneel when you proposed to your mother?"

Dad: "No."

Son: "Why?"

Dad: "Your mother said that there will be many opportunities to kneel down in the future, so I won't kneel down this time."

We don't have a key

A woman walks into a self-service food store. She went up to the manager and asked, "Do you have a notebook?"

The manager said, "Sorry, we don't."

The woman felt her stomach growling and asked, "Do you have baked potato chips?"

The manager shrugged and said, "I'm sorry."

"Well, what about colorless lipstick?" The woman said.

"There is no such thing."

The woman said, "Oh, if you have nothing to do, why don't you close the door?"

The manager shrugged and said, "We don't have a key."