Seeking completeness: Jing Li and He sing tongue twisters in pairs.

Mr. Hu: You are a crosstalk performer.

Li: That's right.

Mr. Hu: It is said that your crosstalk performers also have basic skills.

Li: We have four courses.

Mr. Hu: Which four doors?

Li: Say, learn and sing.

Ho: Learn to make fun of singing. So what can you say about it?

Li: Too much talk.

H: Tell us about it.

Li: We can say nervous, jumping, choking cows, tongue twisters, riddles and Spring Festival couplets.

Mr. Hu: There will be many! To tell you the truth, there are many audiences here today.

Li: Yes.

H: Very enthusiastic.

Li: That's right.

Mr. Hu: On behalf of the audience, I hope you can give us a performance.

Li: What do you want me to eat?

H: You gave us a good chance.

Li: It won't stretch.

He: Bouncing.

Li: I can't jump.

Mr. Hu: How about strangling a cow?

Li: I am choking.

Mr. Hu: Which one will do?

Li: The front is full of spices.

Mr. Hu: Which is the best?

Li: You can start with tongue twisters.

Hu: Oh, tongue twisters.

Li: Tongue twisters are very good.

Can you tongue twister?

Li: How fresh is this?

Hu: I can't see through it. I can't see through it.

Li: We all have to learn from primary school.

Mr. Hu: I know tongue twisters. It has to be a small mouth, my mouth.

Li: All right, stop drinking, stop drinking.

Mr. Hu: Do you know the mouth of the little doctor?

Li: It's still a movie.

Hu: Just your lips, the emperor's mother.

Li: What do you mean?

H: It's too thick.

Li: That's much better than jumping over the wall.

Mr. Hu: Did I annoy you?

Li: It doesn't matter after this lip.

Mr. Hu: I said your conditions are not good.

Li: What a clean mouth.

Ho: Is it really neat and fake?

Li: Great.

Mr. Hu: I will listen to one, and I will listen to you.

Li: Can I have one?

Mr. Hu: Ah (to the audience) How are you? (Applause) Eh ~ ~ I'm just blowing with you.

Li: Why?

Mr. Hu: Pay attention to tongue twisters. Compared with me, you hit the gun.

Li: What is it?

Mr. Hu: I compare you with me.

Li: Where does the competition come from?

Mr. Hu: What is the contrast? For example, Grandma Wang met Grandma Yu.

Li: What do you mean?

Mr. Hu: You're almost there.

Li: What do you mean almost?

Hu: Wang and Yu are almost the same.

Li: Oh, this word is similar.

Mr. Hu: No.

Li: Since you say so, I'll compare you with me when you meet a tongue twister.

Mr. Hu: What is the contrast?

Li: You have met Grandma Feng's Grandma Ma.

H: How do you say this?

Li: You are two points short.

Mr. Hu: Oh, two points short. Pay attention to tongue twisters. You compare with me. I compare you to your grandmother Wang. I met her.

Li: What do you mean?

Mr. Hu: You are three points short.

Li: Hey ~ Speaking of tongue twisters, I'm better than you.

Mr. Hu: What is the comparison for?

Li: You are the one who can meet Grandma Bear.

Mr. Hu: What is this?

Li: You are still four points short.

Ho: Oh ~ Pay attention to tongue twisters. You compare with me. I compare you to your grandmother Wang, and you meet my wife Wang.

Li: What do you mean?

Mr. Hu: You are five points short.

Li: No, it's three o'clock between Wang and Wang.

Mr. Hu: Madam, don't these two points count?

Li: hey ~ these two points count.

Mr. Hu: That's right.

Li: Then I am kinder than you.

Mr. Hu: What is the contrast?

Li: You are Grandma Wang. You've met pockmarked Wang. You're almost there.

Mr. Hu: Don't bicker.

Li: Hey ~ Don't pinch the fire.

Mr. Hu: Try it. I can name one.

Li: I'll just give you one. You may not be able to tell it.

Hu: I know better than you.

Li: That's right.

H: Of course.

Li: Before tongue twister, let me tell a short story.

Hu: Oh, a short story.

Li: There is a tongue twister in this story.

H: Let me hear it.

Li: We have two actors backstage.

Mr. Hu: Who are you?

Li: I just told you a cross talk, a little Cao and a big Liu. These two are good at joking and often chase after each other backstage. One day, this big Liu chased the whole world. This little Cao hid behind the door and found a short pole in this corner. This little Cao took this pole and went out to meet this big Liu. Listen to my tongue twister.

Mr. Hu: Is it over?

Li: It's over.

Mr. Hu: What is a circuitous route? Ah ~ which sentence is evasive?

Li: I haven't said it yet.

Mr. Hu: Then what are you doing here?

Li: I'll tell you this story.

Hu: Oh, the story.

Li: There is a tongue twister in this story.

Mr. Hu: Has this come out?

Li: It's out.

Mr. Hu: Let me hear it!

Li: Listen to this.

H: how can I put it?

Li: It is said that a man came out from behind the door with a short pole.

Mr. Hu: This?

Li: What is this?

Mr. Hu: A man with a short pole came out of the corner of the door.

Li: Hey ~

Mr. Hu: It's more real than yours.

Li: Yes.

Ho: Hahahaha ... What is this?

Li: Don't talk too fast.

Mr. Hu: Why not finish the calculation?

Li: You should just say one and forget it.

Mr. Hu: Isn't it?

Li: This is not Kung Fu.

Mr. Hu: What kung fu?

Li: Almost in one breath. We call it ten.

H: how much is it?

Li: Ten.

Hu: Are you strong enough?

Li: It's not over yet. You have to forgive me for patting my chest and scratching my nose.

Mr. Hu: Which sentence?

Li: Ha ha ha. I didn't hold my breath.

Mr. Hu: Oh? This is hard work.

Li: This is Kung Fu.

Mr. Hu: I have listened to you ten times.

Li: Let me go first.

H: Let me count it for you.

Li: You must learn from me.

Mr. Hu: Ten.

Li: Ten is not much.

He: OK, OK.

Li: Listen to this.

Mr. Hu: If you can talk, I can talk.

Li: It is said that knocking at the door from the corner, knocking at the door from the corner, knocking at the door from the corner, knocking at the door from the corner, knocking at the door from the corner, knocking at the door from the corner.

(Applause)

Mr. Hu: Stop clapping!

Li: Why?

Mr. Hu: Where are the ten poles?

Li: Why don't you mind if I share the fire?

H: That's it.

Li: You may not know.

Mr. Hu: Who said that?

Li: Tell me one.

H: How many people did you say?

Li: Ten.

Mr. Hu: Ten. I'm relieved.

Li: How much is it?

Mr. Hu: It is said to be 25.

Li: Huo has more than doubled.

Hu: Twenty-five is over, and sixteen is free. Ha ha.

Li: Sixteen, huh?

Ho: Sixteen haha punched me in the nose and I didn't slow down.

Li: Oh, then maybe you are stronger than me.

Mr. Hu: Look at my strength.

Li: Then I can count it for you.

Mr. Hu: You count.

Li: Twenty-five

H: Of course.

Li: Sixteen, huh?

Hu: Sixteen haha.

Li: Let's count this. Haha.

Mr. Hu: Yes, I was lucky at first.

Li: Are you lucky enough?

H: no problem.

Li: Can we start now?

Mr. Hu: Listen, there is a short pole behind the door, is that clear?

Li: Yes.

Mr. Hu: One.

Li: So what? !

Ho: ah ~

Li: One by one, I can say more than 10,000.

Mr. Hu: Tell me one.

Li: Don't come here. You breathe in one breath.

Mr. Hu: One breath?

Li: Do you know?

H: Of course.

Li: Tell me one.

Mr. Hu: I will speak more clearly than you.

Li: What is it? advance

Hu: Listen. Twenty-five years old

Li: Twenty-five

Mr. Hu: Sixteen, huh?

Li: That's what you said!

Mr. Hu: Listen, a knocker with a short pole comes out from behind. A short pole knocker came out from behind. A short pole knocker came out from behind. A short pole knocker came out from behind.

(Audience "Eh ~ ~" Xiao Wei thanks everyone)

Li: OK, OK, you're welcome. I haven't held my breath. What the hell is this?

Mr. Hu: Kung Fu.

Li: You just chewed it all.

Mr. Hu: That's easy to say.

Li: Oh, that's easy to say.

Mr. Hu: It's very complicated and difficult to sing.

Li: Sing tongue twisters?

Ho: er ~ come on, there is such a paragraph.

Li: Wait a minute. What is fast?

Mr. Hu: Call quickly.

Li: Kick it? Never seen

Mr. Hu: Why haven't you seen it?

Li: It's called Allegro.

Ho: er ~ there is a tongue twister.

Li: That's basic training.

H: basic skills. Have you ever learned?

Li: Hey ~ You got shot. This is what I learned in the first paragraph.

Mr. Hu: Let's go.

Li: Shall we go?

Ho: Let's sing half a paragraph to see who speaks fast and who has a clean mouth.

Li: It's called being beaten.

H: That's true.

Li: It was sung like this in the first half.

H: That's true.

Li: I will give you a discount.

H: What's cheap?

Li: I want the first half.

H: OK, I'll take the second half.

Li: I'll give you a rest.

H: Yes, yes.

Li: I finished singing. It's all yours.

Mr. Hu: Can you hit the board?

Li: How fresh is it? Allegro singers can't play the board? !

Hu: We must fight all of them.

Li: They both played together.

Mr. Hu: All of them.

Li: I didn't get it right. What's that called?

Mr. Hu: Is that all right?

Li: No problem.

Mr. Hu: Let's go.

Li: Come on.

Mr. Hu: He also grabbed his arm and sleeve.

Li: You see, when you sing Allegro, you have to roll up these cuffs.

H: That's the posture. Let's get started.

Li: Come on.

Hu: We must fight together.

Li: No problem.

Mr. Hu: Direct and direct.

Li: You can't make a mistake.

Hu: Your first half and my second half.

Li: Separate the upper and lower books.

Hu: I'm sure I sing better than you.

Li: Not necessarily.

Ho: Seal it quickly.

(Two people are playing the board)

Li: There is an old monk on the high mountain, wearing a thousand layers of hair. If you ask the old monk how old he is, you remember Huang Hejiu's clarification. Five hundred years ago, it was clear, but there were 4,500 floors. The old monk accepted eight disciples, so these eight disciples can have dharma names. The first disciple was called Qingtouleng, and the second disciple was called Lengtouqing. The name of the third disciple is Sanzang Hall, and the name of the fourth disciple is Sanzang Hall. Five disciples were called gourd-jumping sticks and six disciples were called gourd-jumping sticks. The name of the seventh disciple is "Gone with the Wind" and the name of the eighth disciple is "Gone with the Wind". The old master taught eight kinds of arts, and the Eight Immortals showed their abilities when crossing the sea: the green head can knock clearly and the green head can ring the bell. At three o'clock, the monk can play the pipe, and at three o'clock, the monk can hold the sheng. The gourd-jumping stick can play drums, and the gourd-jumping stick can recite scriptures. The wind will sweep the floor, and the wind will light up. Lao shifu asked them to change it. I can't change it if I want to. Seeing that he was angry, Lao shifu wanted to beat eight disciples. Seeing that eight monks were about to be beaten, five wandering monks came again. Gather thirteen monks and count them in the backyard. There is an exquisite tower in this backyard. Let's go up and count the single floors and come back and count the double floors. Who is the master elder brother?

Linglong Tower is exquisitely carved. On the first floor of Linglong Tower, there are four legs on a high table. Once a monk passes, a pair of cymbals and a wooden fish head golden bell are rattled by the wind. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower We are separated by two floors and three floors, with three high tables and twelve legs, three monks and three classics, three pairs of cymbals and three chins, three wooden fish and three light areas, and three golden bells and twelve liang, all of which are clanging by the wind. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the fifth floor of Linglong Tower, five high tables and twenty legs, five monks and five classics, five cymbals and five qins, five wooden fish, five lamps and twenty-two metal bells, the wind blows. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the seventh floor of Linglong Tower, with seven high tables and twenty-eight legs, seven monks and seven classics, seven pairs of cymbals and seven qins, seven wooden fish lamps, seven golden bells and twenty-eight Liang, the wind is blowing. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the ninth floor of Linglong Tower, nine high tables, thirty-six legs, nine monks, nine cymbals, nine chins, nine wooden fish and nine lights. Nine prefects, thirty-six taels. When the wind blows, it clatters. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, eleven floors, eleven high tables and forty-four legs, eleven monks and eleven classics, eleven cymbals and eleven Qin, eleven wooden fish lamps, eleven prefects, forty-four Liang, and the wind is blowing. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower reached the top of the 13th floor, with high table 13 table with 52 legs, monk 13 warp, cymbals 13 cymbals, wooden fish lamp 13 lamp. When it's windy, the wind blows noisily. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, twelve storeys back, twelve high tables, forty-eight legs, twelve monks, twelve cymbals, twelve chimes, twelve wooden fish lamps, twelve prefects, forty-eight taels, and the wind blew noisily. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the tenth floor of Linglong Tower, ten high tables and forty legs, ten monks, ten books, ten cymbals, ten harps, ten wooden fish and ten lights. Ten prefects, forty taels, when the wind blows. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the eighth floor of Linglong Tower, eight high tables and thirty-two legs, eight monks and eight classics, eight cymbals and eight Qin, eight wooden fish lamps, eight golden bells, thirty-two Liang, the wind blows. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the sixth floor of Linglong Tower, six high tables and twenty-four legs, six monks and six classics, six cymbals and six Qin, six wooden fish, six lights, six golden bells, twenty-four Liang, the wind blows. Linglong Tower, Linglong Tower, the fourth floor of Linglong Tower. Four high tables, sixteen legs, four monks, four classics, four cymbals, four qins, four muyu and four lamps. Four generals, sixteen taels, the wind was banging. Linglong tower, Linglong tower, the second floor of Linglong tower, two eight-legged high tables, two Buddhist scriptures, two cymbals, two lanterns and two golden bells, the wind blows.

The number of monks stopped in front of the exquisite pagoda, and when they looked up, they could see clearly that there were stars all over the sky. Look at the ground. It's a pit. Look at the pit, it's frozen. Look at the ice and stand relaxed. Look at the pine tree, the eagle is falling. Looking at the mountain ahead, an old monk. Look at it in front of the monk, a Buddhist scripture. Look inside and turn on the lights. Look at the wall. It's nailed. Look at its nails, with a bow hanging. Looking around, the northwest wind is very strong. Speaking of strong wind, what a strong wind, ten people were surprised to see nine people. Blown away by the wind, all over the sky. It's flat and pitted. Scraped off, the ice in the pit. The wind blew it down and the ice was loose. Blow it away and release the eagle. Shaved off, an old monk. It was broken, before the monk. It was blown out. Lights in the room. Scrape it off and nail it to the wall. It's scraped off. Nail the bow. Straight scraping: the stars scattered in the pit, the ice melted and the eagle fell, the monk flew through the broken lamp and nailed the tongue twister that broke the bow and collapsed.

Li: Take this.

Ho: (tapping the board) Goodbye ~ (stepping down)

Li: (dragging it back) Are you angry? Goodbye is still on the blackboard.

He: short and capable.

Li: What do you mean short and capable? ! It is too short.

Mr. Hu: Too short?

Li: It's about the same length as mine.

Hu: I'm in the back.

Li: You sing.

Hu: I sing better than you.

Li: Not necessarily.

Mr. Hu: Look, your tears of sympathy are almost coming down, you know?

Li: That's not singing. This is the problem.

Mr. Hu: Listen to me. Stamp your feet.

Li: Really?

Ho: Seal it quickly.

Li: Come on.

Hu: Listen to me.

Li: Sing.

Hu: (slapping the board) It's cold and windy these days. The next spring, there were six or nine heads. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there is the Dragon Lantern Festival and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas. On March 30th, the Peach Blossom Festival of the Queen Mother made a scene, and the Monkey King stole this peach from the Heavenly Palace. On the fifth day of May, Xu Xian, the white snake, did not arrive. On the seventh day of July, the legend is that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl shed tears at each other. August 15th, Yun Zheyue, it is said that tigers are worried, wolves are worried, elephants are worried, deer is worried, mules are worried about horses, cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, ducks, geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish. Tiger sorrow can't play tricks on the ambition of wolf sorrow at the foot of the mountain, like a sad face with thick skin. Deer sorrow has horns on its head, horses sorrow travels thousands of miles, mules sorrow has a lifetime rest, sheep sorrow has a beard since childhood, cows sorrow is an axis of cattle, dogs sorrow can't change that clean eating shit, pigs sorrow can't leave that stinking ditch, ducks sorrow has a flat mouth and geese sorrow.

But that one said you were just talking nonsense. You said I was talking nonsense when I came. I was idle and confused with my tongue. I twisted when I went up the mountain, and nodded when I went down the mountain. I had a head and a tail, and I sat at home with legs. I traveled around Kyushu without legs, built jade railings in Zhao Zhouqiao, and rode donkey bridges. Who has a lot of beards, what is round in the sky, what is round in front, what is sold in the long round street, what is on both sides of the round road, what birds wear green and white, what birds wear soap boots, what birds wear ten kinds of brocade and what birds wear linen bags? What flowers grow taller, what flowers have hair on their waists, what flowers are not seen, and what flowers pout. Double door, single door, I think it's myself. The car crowded up the hill, the lame man nodded and went down the hill, the toad had a head and a tail, the scorpion had a head and a tail, the bench had legs to sit at home, the grain ship had no legs to travel around Kyushu, Lu Banxiu, the jade railing sage stayed, Zhang rode the donkey bridge, the firewood cart rolled the ditch, and Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife and bridled the reins to see Spring and Autumn Annals, Luo, Jing Dehei, Zhang Fei's beard and the moon. Magpies wear green and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, quails wear hemp bags, sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, willow flowers are waist-high, acorn flowers are missing, and old corn flowers are pouting.

Say the pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. This pole should be tied flat on the bench. This bench will not let the pole be tied to the bench flat, but the pole should be tied to the bench flat.

Out of the south gate, running due south, there is a noodle restaurant facing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, took off the blue cotton curtain and looked at the noodle restaurant or the noodle restaurant facing south.

Seven steps out of Simon, pick up a piece of chicken skin to mend leather pants. It's chicken skin patch pants, not chicken skin patch pants.

The west gate is due, with uneven trees, 1234567, 765432 1, 65432 1, 5432 1, 432 1, 32 1, 2/. Seven branches grow on this tree, and seven kinds of fruits are produced from the seven branches, namely, betel nut, orange, orange, persimmon and plum.