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An essay with a pseudonym.

An essay with a pseudonym.

If many people like writing, they will give their prose a pen name. This pen name is generally used by people to pin their ambitions or feelings and can represent their own ideas. Here are some essays that give themselves pen names.

Essays with a pseudonym for themselves 1 People who often write and often want to write something will give themselves a pseudonym to pin their thoughts, ambitions, feelings, wishes and memories. Not satisfied with your real name is also an unavoidable reason for choosing another pen name. Of course, some people are hiding their identities, some are following the trend, some are grandstanding, and so on.

Pen names have little to do with whether you are a writer or not and whether you want to be a writer. I am a lazy loser. I have no writing ability, but I have the impulse and desire to write. I always want to write something, but I didn't write anything in the end!

I used to take many pseudonyms for myself, but only a few of them still remember, such as Sifu, Stone Man, Shencheng, Night Rain in Shencheng, Night Rain, Night Talk ... These pseudonyms, which were not completely submerged by food and time, still remain in my memory, witnessing my long-standing desire for writing, regrets along the way, and constantly shattered dreams!

I first gave myself a pen name when I was a freshman. In Chinese class, I studied Lu Xun's "From Baicaoyuan to San Tan Yin Yue". Through the Chinese teacher's brief introduction to the author, I learned that Lu Xun's real name is "Zhou Shuren" and there is such a thing as a pen name. At that time, I was not satisfied with my name, so I thought of giving myself a favorite pen name. As for what kind of name to choose, the idea is simple. In popular terms, it is how to get up. However, there were several pen names at that time. What were their pen names? Because at that time, I was still disgusted with the useless opportunity to write a composition, so I was not impressed, and I don't remember the habit of keeping a diary now.

Later, there was "a man who was determined to go to the countryside and vowed not to come back until he became famous;" I left my hometown with great ambitions and entered the normal school with great expectations. However, the cold real life has gradually taught me to think about life, and my thoughts have gradually returned from beautiful, gorgeous and erratic fantasies to obscure, gloomy and heavy reality. Every time I think about my early twenties, but my ideals and dreams are getting farther and farther away from me, I naturally learn the impulse and desire to write something. In the end, I didn't write anything, but spent a lot of time giving myself a pen name. After several thoughts, inquiries, references and deliberations, "Sifu" became my first real pen name ("Sifu" is also the first pen name, after all, it is meaningless to remember the previous one).

The pen name "Sifu" comes from Zi Zaichuan: The deceased is like a husband! "I took this pen name because of my mentality at that time, lamenting that the years are gone forever, and I want to encourage and warn myself to cherish time and try to do something that can add luster to my life.

"Four blessings" homophonic four blessings are often teased by classmates for this reason, which affects his writing mood to some extent. During this period, he only wrote a few articles similar to misty poetry. It was used for nearly a year, but he abandoned it because he couldn't stand everyone's jokes. After that, he was dissatisfied with several new pseudonyms and abandoned them.

After graduation, I went to work and returned to the countryside to teach. The pride when I left my hometown to go to school has been tamed by reality, and the lofty sentiments no longer exist! I will get married and have children soon. I, who was originally mediocre in intelligence, was completely reduced to the role of "passerby A, passerby B" under the suppression of family, work and social trivial matters! The gap between reality and my great ideals and ambitions is so great that I live a miserable life. Su Shi's poem, "Everyone raises a son and hopes to be smart. I have been delayed by cleverness all my life. I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public. " I write on paper the most times when I'm free.

The depression of life made me have the impulse to start writing again, so I gave myself a second pen name "four people", which is also the nickname of QQ. The real meaning I give this pseudonym is "the meaning of this person or that person", that is, I admit that I am just an ordinary member of all living beings and have completely bowed to real life. Unexpectedly, the homonym of "Si people" and "dead people" has become the weakness of QQ and other networks. In real life, people will laugh at and satirize my pen name because of various concerns, and they will keep a sense of proportion; Virtual QQ and other network platforms are different from real life. Those hateful sprayers and grandchildren are completely unscrupulous. How can they die if they don't keep their mouths shut and attack you completely? My second pen name is too out!

The news, gossip and game tsunami on the internet easily took away the time and energy I originally planned to use for writing! I am addicted to the internet, but in real life, I become insatiable. My friend said that I did "no shame, look at the flowers in front of the court;" Have no intention of staying, look at the sky and judge others. Perhaps some people have the open-mindedness of "not being happy with things, not being sad for themselves" to reach this state. As for myself, it's just a kind of helplessness to life!

This situation lasted for a long time, and my precious youth quietly passed away in my laissez-faire!

I am still mediocre in my prime of life, but fortunately, I finally rushed out from the news, gossip and games that flooded in like a tsunami on the Internet.

Rising prices and stagnant wages gave me the urge to start writing again, so I began to give myself a pen name. I took the pen name "Shencheng" this time because I wanted to keep my surname Shen and avoid the disadvantages of bad homophonic, but I still didn't write any decent works.

We are about to enter the year of no doubt, and the noisy, impetuous and busy days are better. Every night, I think my body has reached the peak of my life, and then I will start to decline. But my family business and career have not achieved anything, and my heart is full of regret and unwillingness.

Looking at other people's success and brilliance, I can only admire secretly, "There are great scholars in conversation and laughter, but there is no Ding Bai in communication". The frustration of depression patients who want to hide their faces and cry often makes me feel an impulse to live without love and go home; Look at your doorstep. You still have some ideals and dignity. I am always despised and despised by people who "turn a blind eye" intentionally or unintentionally. "Hehe" is not only boring, but also painful!

I am not a fool, and I also belong to the type that Ah Q often thinks too much, so I can't achieve spiritual self-victory. The bitterness of being restless in the dead of night can only be found in some ancient poems. "Don't think about it, it's unforgettable, and the moon is short and there is nowhere to say"; As a failed man who wants to support his family, he can only taste the bitterness and tiredness in his heart silently, such as drinking water, knowing how warm and cold it is, how to tell people, besides, who cares about a loser, and should answer the sentence "Huainan Mingyue Qian Shan is cold and nobody cares"; It is said that good men shed blood without tears, but I agree that "men don't shed tears, but they don't go to sad places." But a man, you cry to whom you cry, and he can only let his tears flow quietly at night. This scene is similar to Wen Tingyun's artistic conception of "one leaf drips into the light step by step" ... I once again had the impulse to write, so I gave myself several pen names.

The night is cold and heartless, but it is also inclusive and warm. Anxiety during the day can be relieved by the comfort of the night, and endless fatigue during the day can be rested in the arms of the night ... So I intercepted the first two words of Dead of Night and gave myself the pen name "Midnight".

Every time I silently and secretly let my tears flow at night, I gave myself a pen name "Rain at Night". Tell those unspeakable ideals, aspirations, grievances and sorrows to the moon and stars in the sky at night and the vegetation in the wilderness, so as to relieve their depressed emotions and prevent themselves from becoming mentally ill. I also gave myself a pen name "Night Talk".

Knowing that being an online writer can make money, I registered on the starting point, vertical and horizontal websites. As a result, names such as "Shencheng", "Night Orchid", "Night Rain" and "Night Language" were registered first. I don't want to give up these pseudonyms, so I combined them, completed the registration at the starting point, and combined them into "Night Talk and Night Rain" on the Chinese website.

I don't know how much I can write and upload, and I don't know how long I can keep writing this time.

Now, as a middle-aged man who has entered the age of no doubt, it is obviously incredible to join the army of online writers because he does not follow the trend. I admit that I am jealous of the income of those "great gods".

I know how difficult it is to break through the huge army of online writers and fight our way out. Of course, it is impossible without the spirit of a fool moving mountains and reclaiming the sea. I also know that as a newcomer, being diligent enough and persisting for a long time is only the basic condition for a successful breakthrough, but it is far from enough. Without enough luck and help from noble people, it is wishful thinking to want deus ex. Therefore, creativity, diligence, perseverance, luck and the help and support of outstanding people are all indispensable conditions on the road to success!

Now I join the army of network writers, knowing that it is unlikely to break out of the tight encirclement, and more is to give myself a chance to try. No matter success or failure, I can give myself a psychological comfort in the future, at least I tried!

Pen name essays 2 pen name essays.

Our parents not only gave us life, but also gave us names. The meaning of a name is generally parents' hope and blessing for their children. As for whether you like this name or not, there is no democratic right, just like your identity, you just accept it unconditionally, but you have no right to choose.

But people's pen names and stage names are almost all chosen by themselves, either implying beauty or calling it pleasure. When I was a child, I read my father's teaching books, including Bing Xin's little orange lamp. The story tells that in the 1940s and 1950s, the author visited the home of an underground producer. The little girl's father ran away from home because of the revolution, and her mother became ill. A nine-year-old girl is calm, brave and optimistic in the face of difficulties. When she left, she gave the author a small orange lamp.

I like this article very much, especially the little girl in it. I didn't know what a pseudonym was at that time, so I naively asked my grandfather, "Why is there a surname Bing?" Grandpa said: "Bing is not her surname, her surname is Xie, and her name is Xie. Bing Xin is her pen name, which is specially used to write articles. " From then on, the pseudonym Bing Xin was deeply imprinted in my mind. When I grow up, I admire Bing Xin's conception of this article: although the small orange lamp emits a faint light, it symbolizes the victory of the revolution.

Knowing that pen names are used to publish articles, young minds think that only great writers can have them. I never thought that my pen name was related to me, and I never thought about writing articles, but I usually like to keep a diary to express my true feelings. Diary has been my good friend since I was a child. I was not good at talking since I was a child. Whether I am happy or sad, I write my joys and sorrows in my diary. It's like my bosom friend, where I can say anything thoughtful. A diary is not a diary. First of all, there is no standard format for diaries. Second, writing has no focus. Just like keeping a running account, you can laugh as much as you want, or you can write your own words in a diary without fear, forget all the unpleasant things at once, and then live a relaxed life and start a new day.

In the past, the countryside was very backward. There are few books to read after class except textbooks. When you are free, you often look through your diary to see your growth footprint. Later, instead of keeping a diary of my mood, I wrote a short article, including chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep fed by my grandmother, my grandfather's cigarette bag and my own henna, and I wrote endlessly whenever I thought of it. Later, I named my diary Heart of Hope. I thought it was an individual name for myself, but I dare not give myself a pen name. I thought only great writers could have a pseudonym, and I, a little peasant girl, didn't deserve a pseudonym. In today's eyes, that is "Pan Pan", also known as the pen name.

In the eyes of many people, the name "Pan Pan" is vulgar, even a little rustic, but I never think so. The word "Pan Pan" is very important in my heart, because I have too many expectations in it: first of all, I hope my grandparents will be healthy forever, my mother's illness will be completely cured, my parents will live in harmony, I hope I can grow up quickly, go to school early, take part in work early and share the family burden early.

Later, I was admitted to work, and maybe all my expected goals were gradually realized. I seem to see the dawn of life, and I can't tell why. On the title page of my diary, I wrote the word "Dawn" as my alias. Every time I see these two words, I feel that my hard years have passed and my beautiful life has just begun, which implies giving myself a kind of strength, a kind of hope, and feeling that my life is like the sunshine in the morning, rising in the morning. ...

There are fewer opportunities to go home after marriage, and I know that I cherish that family relationship more. Every summer vacation, I take my children home to see my grandmother. As soon as I got back to my hometown, I went to my grandmother's Buddha statue and made a sincere film. I still remember one summer vacation, when I worshipped Buddha, my eyes lit up. After not coming back for a year, my grandmother invited another Guanyin Bodhisattva to be displayed on the wall above the Buddhist platform. Later, I heard grandma say that grandma's younger brother came back from Beijing. I know that my uncle and grandfather are famous calligraphers and painters, and his writing beautifies seal script, just like a bird spreading its wings and flying. According to his grandmother's wishes, he drew a statue of Guanyin, a kind and dignified Guanyin bodhisattva, sitting on the lotus throne, Guanyin holding a Yang Liuzhi net bottle. Lotus is as bright as lotus after rain, and there are faint tiny water drops on it. Just like the feeling of LCD TV screens today, water is contained in lotus flowers. I don't know what advanced technology my uncle and grandfather used to present such a wonderful lotus flower, or the nectar of Guanyin Bodhisattva nourished the lotus flower.

At that time, I first saw this Guanyin statue of my grandmother. It was really summer. In order to commemorate this experience of living with my grandmother, I have nicknamed myself "Xia" since then. I also named my diary "Summer's Favorite" and recorded my son's growth process. Later, I learned to go to QQ and slowly publish my own essays in my own space, so I made some literary friends and walked into the mountains and rivers together, and entered the network literature. For the first time, I had my own pen name "Xia" and slowly learned to send articles to the community. With the increase in the number of articles published, more and more people know Xia. Unexpectedly, some literary friends misunderstood my pen name, which was quite different from my original intention of naming it.

Some asked, "Xia, is your daughter beautiful and gentle?"

I said, "You are mistaken. My family is my son. "

"Well, that's right. Isn't your daughter Wei Zi Princess Pearl's? "

After reading "Good News of the Lotus Pond" on the forum, a literary friend asked: "Haha, Xia saw a woman with pure photos. I didn't know how you crossed to the Ming Dynasty. I also married Emperor Qianlong. " Although I was joking, I was particularly disgusted. Some people even joked more boring: "Xia Yuhe, whoever is with you today is the emperor." I heard it particularly harshly. Jokers is really boring, which is not only disrespectful to me personally, but also tarnishes my original intention of naming. So I made up my mind to change my pen name and thought hard about what to change. This must be my favorite. I lost several names that I thought were nice, such as Lan Xin, Chenxi, Qingqing Yu He and Chanjuan. They have already registered, and I am in a bad mood and listless all day.

In the evening, my niece Xiao Na and my husband sat on the sofa watching TV. Xiao Na asked, "Aunt, why don't you write today?"

"As far as my level is concerned, I can't call it writing. I just write and draw casually. " I said, "alas! I have a headache when I think of my pen name recently. "

The husband asked, "What's the matter? Then get angry? "

I repeated what others joked with me, and my husband was dumbfounded and said, "What is that?"? This has nothing to do with the summer of the Ming Dynasty. There are many duplicate names in the world. If anyone wants to say it, just ignore him. "

"Besides, there is nothing wrong with the Ming dynasty in summer. She is a very spoony woman. In addition, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting cultivated by my daughter Wei Zi are very good, but she was loved by the emperor when she was young. It was not her stain that caused her tragedy. Emperor Qianlong is not trustworthy. "

The niece said, "I'll tell you how to deal with such people." You don't need to explain. Do as he says. I am Xia. What happened? Do you care? He realized that he was bored, so he stopped talking. "

The husband said to Xiao Na, "The key is that your aunt is not a joker. She is used to it seriously."

It suddenly occurred to me that even if I changed my name, I should say hello to the leaders of the club. Seeing the president online, tell him I want to change my pen name. The president asked, "Why change?" I said, "I'm upset." The president advised me again: "Xia has a good name. What bothers you? " I replied: "Some people say that I am Wei Zi's mother, and I also traveled to the Ming Dynasty to live next to an emperor."

The president said, "Such people are boring. Don't ignore him. Don't let others affect your mood. You must have your own opinion. After you change the previous article, you can't use it anymore Don't change if you are obedient. " All right! The president can't help listening! But I'm still struggling to change it.

Although my article is not well written, it is a bit sad to lose it. After all, it contains my own hard work and records the bits and pieces of my life. Please also invite some boring people. There are many people with the same name in the world. Don't use someone else's name, be whimsical, take it out of context, and make boring jokes and gossip at will.

After a few days of ideological struggle, I have completely figured it out now. Isn't a pen name just a code name? Why are you so serious? What others want to say is none of my business. As long as your original intention is good, you should stick to it. Why not? Instead of wasting time in this respect, it is better to have time to write more articles and edit more articles, and you will be suddenly enlightened when you figure it out.

Every time my life changes greatly, I give myself a nickname. I just did it at that time, but my consciousness was blurred. Looking back now, a nickname is recording my growth process and witnessing my mental journey.