502’s funny remarks

Funny remarks about 502:

1. The best explanation about 520: Five minutes of love, a matter between two people, is over in 0 minutes.

2. Someone asked me how to spend 520? Answer: Smile and pass by, pass by, live alone, watch others live, it is better to live it, have it before, think about it behind closed doors, love it, live it, live it as happy as you want, think about it, hate it, hurt it, finally decide In the joke collection.

3. I was cheated of 15 yuan in online dating, and I have stopped loving each other since then.

4. Life is short, but I am lazy.

5. Silence is golden, don’t talk to me, I want to save money.

6. Don’t wait to express your love. We don’t even have it on April Fool’s Day. We still hope for 520. Let’s go to bed?

7. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with. Handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

8. It’s 520, and I have a small wish that I hope can come true: lovers cannot get married!

9. It is not easy to show affection. Single dogs also have their own tempers.