A long joke and a brain teaser.

Brainstorming can exercise people's thinking ability, and the most important thing is to activate the atmosphere and strengthen contact. Next, I will share a long cold joke with you, hoping it will help you!

A long cold joke (selected article) 1. You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Answer: I was born crying.

2. There is an activity that can tell you exactly that beauty is not born, but expressed in various ways. What kind of activity is this? Answer: beauty pageant

3. How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? Answer: Very simple. Garton

4. under what circumstances, someone pushes in front of the car and then pulls, but the car will still move forward? Answer: When going downhill.

There are three children guessing boxing, one for scissors, one for stone and one for cloth. How many fingers do these three people have? Answer: sixty

6. I often take my dog for a morning run, which makes me and him sweat. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating?

Jingjing broke the record of high jump at once. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the telephone pole.

8. You can't see anything by holding your nose. Answer: Your own nose, of course.

9. What can lie on a pillow every day and work all your life? Answer: Railway.

10. One thing can hold 50 kilograms of oak, but it can't hold 50 kilograms of sand. Do you know what this is? Answer: water.

A long joke and a brain teaser (latest) 1. Xiao Pang fell asleep in the taxi coming home from the library. Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat had disappeared, but the car was still moving forward. Why? Answer: The car broke down and the driver pushed the car behind.

There are six oranges in the plastic bag. How to divide the three children, and there are two oranges in the plastic bag? Answer: Of course, one person has two oranges, but one is given to him in a plastic bag.

Aunt Wang has three sons, each of whom has a sister and a younger sister. How many children does Aunt Wang have? Answer: Five.

4. thief? Empty-handed Steal all the gold, silver and jewelry of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who had neither anti-theft equipment nor security personnel patronize? Answer: His own home.

There is a guy with a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body, holding an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement.

Dad asked Xiaoming to recite The Analects of Confucius, and he recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

7. The old family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

8. The monitor told the rookie that it took him five seconds to throw the Grenade when the safety was pulled open. The rookie did everything according to the monitor's instructions, but he was killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.

9. What tiger is scary but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko

10. The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer it. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.

1 1. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.

12. The sun is shining. Why is only Xiao Ke soaked through? Answer: Because he is swimming.

13. has daxiong practiced? Eat watermelon without spitting? How did he practice it? Answer: I ate seedless watermelon.

14. What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory

15. Xiao Qin bought a brand-new sports car, but he couldn't drive on the road. Why? Answer: He bought a toy sports car.

16. open the central library, but there is no Ming version? Kangxi dictionary? , why is this? A: Kangxi Dictionary was compiled by the Qing Dynasty.

17. Teachers and priests have one thing in common. Do you know what this is? Answer: I also have the kung fu to make people sleep.

18. Everyone was afraid before? Cell phone? Now you like it? Cell phone? , what's going on? Answer: Who doesn't like mobile phones?

19. What is better to do with one eye closed? Answer: photography.

Grandma likes her cat very much. On the cat's birthday, she specially prepared five plates with a fish in them to congratulate her. The cat went to the plate, hesitated for a moment, and then ate the fish in the third plate. Why? Answer: I am happy.

A long joke, a brain teaser (classic) 1. What is pigskin used for? Answer: For pork.

2. 1 kg Fat girl heard that riding can lose weight, so she gave it a try. Guess what the result is? Answer: thin horse 10 kg.

3. Little Tiger is not far behind? Martial arts encyclopedia? I studied a lot in this book, but the uneven road was repaired the first time I saw it. Why? Answer: What he saw was piracy.

4. Why doesn't Xiao Ming use it? Side? Is the word "side" used to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say "you can't do two things at once"?

5. Under what circumstances instead of the simplest score? A: Write it on the staff.

6. Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend's new clothes? Beautiful? But I was beaten by my girlfriend. Why? Answer: Full score 100.

7. What should I do if I don't want my mother to do the dishes on Mother's Day? Answer: Tell her, "Mom, leave it till tomorrow."

8. When digging a hole, a vole left no mud around the hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug the exit first.

9. A Zhong has been married for several years and hasn't had any children yet. Why? Answer: He gave birth to twins.

10. There was a lawyer who divorced himself, but stood in the position of his wife and acted as her defense lawyer for free to help her claim more alimony from her husband. In the end, the lawyer lost nothing. Why? Answer: Because this lawyer is a wife.

1 1. The teacher wrote an article entitled? What if I am the chairman? All the students are absorbed in writing. Why doesn't Xiao Qiang do it? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.

12. Xiaoli only has 500 yuan with her, but after work, she and her colleagues went shopping in department stores and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? Answer: He uses a credit card.

13. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then given to others secretly after use? Answer: movies

14. There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites people. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in that forest.

15. Why does Lao Li like playing mahjong with his wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can we recover part of our wages.

16. It's obviously a sugar jar, but there's a piece that says? Salt? Do you know what this function is? Answer: cheat ants

17. Why do you want to quit smoking twice? Answer: Exit the right hand or the left hand?

18. What would you do if your son had only one right hand? Answer: What are you afraid of? Does he have no left hand?

19. What car is the least prone to accidents? Answer: hearse