A collection of funny hooligan classic quotations

Internet language continues to be popular, and various funny quotes are circulated everywhere. Hooligan quotes are widely circulated on the Internet. Although they are very hooligan, this special humor also brings us happiness. The following are funny gangster classic quotes that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Selected version of classic quotations from funny gangsters

1) Love is made!

2) The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. Love yourself and have no rival.

　3) If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?

　4) Others say that I am very thin, but I am just not obviously fat.

5) I swallowed an aphrodisiac and the world immediately became sexy.

6) Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your smile.

7) The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

8) Your current dream determines your future, so just sleep a little longer!

9) My life creed is: live for decades like a grandson, and survive Grandpa dies again.

10) I left with a frown, just as I came with a wink.

The latest version of the classic quotations of funny gangsters

1) When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

2) God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

3) Buying a computer without broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

4) My biggest wish is: beautiful women don’t wear clothes!

5) I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world.

6) I saw a car on the road with six words on the back: If you are in a hurry, fly over.

7) You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

8) A man is like a dog, whoever has the ability can lead him away.

9) Only fakes are real, everything else is fake!

10) What kind of thing you are, what kind of face will I give you? It’s pretentious to please you, you are delusional.

11) If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!

12) For being so shameless and heartless, you must be very underweight, right?

13) I’m so sorry for making you laugh so hard.

14) Look into my eyes, and besides the eye droppings, you will also see perseverance and sincerity.

15) There is a dark forest on the right side of the left leg and on the left side of the right leg! My understanding of Cecilia has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

16) Never Becoming an excellent college student depends on strong character!

17) Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think that I am unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

18) Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

19) As long as you are thin, you can wear anything. If you are fat, you can wear anything.

20) Can’t stand this kind of business the most? The sign says: Demolition, sell it for money! I gave her a down jacket for RMB 10,000 but she just wouldn’t sell it. It’s so deceptive to consumers!

Popular version of funny hooligan classic quotations

1) If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor!

2) Although famous ladies have owners, I will loosen the soil.

3) If cutting your hair means cutting off your memories, will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

4) The similarities between my wife and my computer: communication between computers The language was completely incomprehensible to us.

5) Life is like a millstone that never stops turning, crushing hope bit by bit.

6) I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

7) Urination and defecation are prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated for violators.

8) My sister is my sister and I will never be surpassed.

9) Since ancient times, no one has ever died. You don’t need paper to poop!

10) If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will have a quarrel with the police, and the woman will persuade him; the woman will violate the rules. If you are fined for parking, you will have an argument with the man next to you, and the police will try to persuade you.

11) When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch my pocket to see if there is any money!

12) A strong life does not need explanation.

13) You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

14) The hair is gone without a trace, and the dandruff is even more outstanding!

15) I will not offend others unless they offend me. Cutting off the roots.

16) No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is still good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad.

17) January is a rare month when everyone no longer cares about ferry tickets because they can’t even buy a ticket to go home.

18) With two dollars in your pocket, five million in your heart!

19) If you don’t let go of farts, it will break your heart. No need to squeeze hard, exercise.

20) Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter.

21) The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

　22) What makes me proud and proud is that to this day, the earth is still under my feet.

23) Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, but they should have died long ago!

24) Listen to other people’s stories and shed your own tears.

25) Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women do the opposite.

26) When you argue with someone, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

27) There are no fat people in the world. If there are too many thin people, there will be fat people!

28) If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

　29) I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small streams, small streams, never stopping.

30) It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

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