A 400-word composition about making jokes in Ningbo dialect

1. I wanted to leave work early today, but the boss didn’t allow it: “If you leave early, you will be considered absent from work!”

I laughed and said, “That’s what I am.”

Then he picked up the pickaxe and walked out of the mining area.

2. Lu Yu: "Excuse me, director, can you tell me what scenes you have arranged for me in this movie?"

Director: "The highlight."

3. "There is a scale between heaven and earth!"

"You say it is a weighing scale!"

4. "You must have a bottom line as a human being!" said the cannibal .

"What is your bottom line?"

"If you eat people, you have to spit out the bones."

5. I saw a beggar on the roadside and felt unbearable. , so I put 10 yuan into his bowl. The moment I turned to leave, he stopped me: "Sir, I'll give you 2 yuan change."

I was a little surprised, and he explained: " Today is the anniversary of the Beggar Clan, 20% off everything."

6. Yan Zi sent Chu to see the King of Chu. The King of Chu said, "Is there no one left in your country? Are you going to be sent here?"

Yanzi said: "The capital of our country is three hundred miles away. The clothes are covered with clothes and the sweat is like rain. How can there be no one?"

The king of Chu glanced at him and said, "Like you. Head, you must not be able to squeeze into the subway when you go to work, right?"

7. In the early morning, before dawn, Zhang Jinjiao, who lives in the mountainous area, had already stood up and called his friends to go into the mountain together.

The 15-kilometer mountain road has gradually become a big burden for the elderly boss.

When the sun rose, they pushed through the morning fog and came to the quiet valley.

Today, they came here to try their luck and find a legendary unique ingredient: Tang Sanzang from the Eastern Tang Dynasty.