Are you free this Sunday?

Question 1: Are you free as this Sunday? What are the connotations of these words? I used 1 when chatting. Is it yours?

Do you mind if I sit with you?

Question 2: Are you free this Sunday? Are you free this Sunday?

Are you free this Sunday?

Generally speaking, this kind of discourse without punctuation in sentences feels dirty in any way.

Question 3: Ten funny jokes: My female colleague asked me if I was free on Sunday.

Question 4: Brain teaser. Are you free this Sunday? No, I'm busy dating.

Question 5: Connotation paragraph: The goddess asked me if I was free on Sunday. How should I answer 1? The beautiful and stupid husband said to his wife, "Why did God make women so beautiful and so stupid?" The wife replied: "God made us so beautiful, so you will love us;" Make us stupid, and we will love you. "2. Waiting for the couple to go to the autumn oil painting exhibition. When they were faced with a portrait of a naked woman who was only covered by a few leaves, her husband immediately stared at the painting in amazement, but after a long time he still didn't want to go away. The wife called several times, but when she saw that he didn't respond, she grabbed his ear and shouted, "Hello! Do you want to stand until autumn, waiting for the leaves to fall? "3. Confused husband A woman was having an affair with her neighbor at night, just as her husband came home and the leader jumped out of the window to escape. The husband picked up a shoe, scolded his wife for being unfaithful, and said to her, "Wait until tomorrow, find out whose shoe this is, and then get even with you." "Then fall asleep. The wife stole her husband's shoes while he was sleeping. The husband got up early, looked at his shoes and recognized them as his own. So I regretted saying, "I was wrong about you." So I jumped out of the window last night. "4. The goal has changed. When the husband and wife were eating, the wife said, "Why do you choose the meat on the back of the fish now? I remember when we were in love, you liked to eat fish heads and fish tails best ... ""Things are different! The husband said, "Now my goal is to eat fish." My goal at that time was fishing. "5. Give you a break. A man is afraid of his wife. One day, his wife quarreled with him in front of the guests and slapped him in the face. To save face, the man boldly shouted, "Don't you dare hit me again?" The wife did not hesitate to call again. The man can't scare his wife, so he has to say, "Since you are so obedient, I will spare you once. "6. Why did my wife stand in front of the mirror on a whim and look at it carefully, and found her face so ugly that she couldn't help crying? The husband who looked at it for a long time said, "You look in the mirror once in a while, so sad. What if I watch you every day? "7. This gentleman has a magistrate who is afraid of his wife. He was chased by his wife and hid under the bed. His wife knocked on the edge of the bed and said loudly, "Come out, come out! ""The county magistrate shrank inside and said, "Be a man and be a gentleman. If you can't say it, you won't come out!" "8. Like at home, when a wife visits her husband in prison, she asks," Dear, how are you doing here? " "Just like at home, I'm not allowed to go anywhere, and the food is terrible ..." 9. The loss outweighs the gain. The husband is very unhappy to go home, and the wife asks with concern, "Did you encounter something unsatisfactory?"? Husband: I found 200 yuan on the bus today. Wife: "that should be happy!" " "Husband:" Another passenger saw it and I want to share it with him ... "Wife:" Don't you still have 100 yuan? " Husband: "I found out before I went home that the 200 yuan was actually lost by myself." 10. The wife said to her husband with concern, "Dear, you have been talking in your sleep recently. Why don't I accompany you to the hospital for a physical examination? " The husband replied in a panic: "No, if the doctor cured me of this problem, then I would have no right to speak at home!" " "

Question 6: Are you free this Sunday? Tell the truth, don't laugh! I don't have time to do it.

Question 7: Are you free this Sunday? What do you mean? One is literally asking if you are free this weekend, and the other is a dirty joke.

Question 8: Are you free this Sunday? How to answer that? If he doesn't come, don't ask him what to explain to you ~ If you don't say anything ~ Don't ask him out next time ~ Why bother affecting your good mood ~

Question 9: Are you free this Sunday? Is this sentence ambiguous? Good people will think it is

Are you free this Sunday?

Do you understand?

However, we normal people think this sentence is very general. Ask if you are free, don't think too much.