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Arouse this green and fragrant prose

Now the whole world has no China people's desire for "green". Non-green things make people in China suffer greatly. Who doesn't like green nature? Who is not afraid to die of poison? It is easy to get a small pension. If you are unhappy for 20 years, even God will pity you.

That day, I went to Tiger Beach Chain Store in Dayu Supermarket to buy "Walking Pig". A big green poster is very eye-catching: the breeding base of "Walking pigs in the mountains of Paotai Mountain" welcomes citizens to experience it for free ... My heart is moving. Is this the Baoshan Mountain in Fuxian County (now wafangdian city) where I went to the countryside? Conveniently took a publicity page to green Deng Deng. The marketing girl has a long-term vision, and a few words set my determination to feel.

It was Saturday, and at 7: 20, I dragged my intellectual and interesting sister Fang to the east gate of the city labor park. On the second day of Children's Day, happy people seem happier. Many children decorate the garden to make the summer attractions full of vitality. They are angels of hope, and their interaction with ecological green is exciting.

There are more women in the 49 seats of the bus, and more middle-aged and elderly people. A few parents with their children, smart fashion naturally flows out. This slip away, in addition to the promotion of the marketing manager who led the team, Fang Jie and I bit our ears.

"I read on the Internet that China's annual per capita pork consumption is 40 kilograms, ranking fourth in the world. I am afraid of lean meat, but I don't want to eat it. I have eaten for more than half a year ... In June 5438+1October 65438+September this year, the General Administration of Sports issued a' meat ban order', and Liu Xiang' s years of' broken meat' were quite pitiful. " Sister Fang nodded straight. I added, "This meat tastes really good, and the price from 23 to 29 yuan is affordable. Now I am' I would rather eat a mouthful of green than half a catty of dirt', as my friend joked,' I would rather eat a fly (not a bird) than half a catty of animals'. " Sister Fang laughed wildly: "Dalian is really the first green pig-raising base with such a large scale. It is said that the free-range area is 1 100 mu, and there are five or six thousand pigs on hand. They only do direct chain stores and big shopping malls, and it is good not to engage in franchise stores. " I took the message and said, "No one saw the reconciliation, but God knows." I hope it is as good a business as it looks ... "

In fact, Dalian Daily published the illustrated Pig Raising on April 27th last year. Take your time. This year, ordinary people gradually realized the benefits of walking pigs-green and fragrant! Word of mouth is good at sales. Anyway, I tested this brand of meat for my family, and they really tasted it for a long time.

The bus ran to the highway and stopped at a 30-mile-long rest stop. We also took some scenery there. There is a small pond in front of the square, where there are lotus flowers and fish, and the statues of several sika deer are lifelike. This reminds me of the Deer King of the East flying out of Dalian Sports School. People in Fiona Fang must have won her a hometown, right? We took a good photo next to the deer, but in our hearts, we flew out of the cage like birds and ran to the free-range base early.

There are green hills all around here, the blue tiles of the reservoir reflect the sky, and melodious piano music comes from the mountains. Scattered laying hens are on the outer slope, and walking pigs are on Lipo. Each of us put on a big blue shoe cover and watched the novelty in turn under the driving of three marketing ladies. The pigs there are not afraid of people. Staring at their affectionate eyes seems to be communicating with you, as if showing a "high-quality, carefree" lifestyle. I saw corn, barley, bean cakes and peanut cakes in the huge pig trough, and the pigs slowly arched and chewed incense. A water pipe for transporting mountain springs is equipped with water feeders at regular intervals. Pigs lick skillfully, and the spilled water often accumulates in a shallow pit. Several pigs scrambled to get in and roll, as if to see whose "mud (fan) color" was good enough. The group of 35 1 and the group of 25 1 are walking at a leisurely pace, and the frequency of humming is very clever, as if they are chatting, more like hair dia. The original weight is about the same, not biting, very harmonious.

On second thought, this really does not meet international standards! ? Danish farmers pay attention to "animal welfare" and must ensure that animals have enough room for activities according to law. The average living area of each pig here has greatly exceeded 30 square meters. They were fed for 120 days longer than their 180 days. It is said that pigs live in such an environment, and the meat is particularly delicious. This is the gospel. How can it not be exciting to have such a high cost of original ecological free-range?

Listening to music, eating delicious food, drinking mountain springs, slowly going out (10), organic product certification, photocopying a lot of business and cultural ideas on colorful flags, flying high, novel and festive. I secretly admire this entrepreneur named Wang Shiwu, who is really ingenious. In another week, a bus will bring people from the city to visit. According to the communication theory, 1:6 people. After two rounds, there will be 49 people. This kind of word-of-mouth will really be like a big red net of radiation, and it will soon be known by everyone. It is worthy of being the largest green pig free-range base in southern Liaoning and even the whole country. The idea is positive! High creativity! Really-high!

It suddenly occurred to me that Mo Yan described in his book the madness of boys being lured by pork when they were growing up. In the "three bright" era, my two brothers once risked being beaten for stealing a bowl of meat. Now it seems that this pork is wrong. Mild in nature and sweet in taste, it has the effects of moistening stomach, promoting fluid production, invigorating kidney and qi, clearing away heat and toxic materials, and can supplement protein, fat, various amino acids, calcium, phosphorus, iron, thiamine, riboflavin and nicotinic acid. What the human body needs. I think they should be forgiven, because this is "need" rather than "greed" and has nothing to do with character. As for me, I can't forget the sweet taste of "crispy white meat" made of fat. The more afraid of gaining weight, the more yearning for gaining weight.

I scanned the mountains and plains, and this environment gave me green moisture; Dormitories in pig farms are as quiet as rows of Wolong, which gives me the enlightenment of modern civilization; In the shade of the tree, pigs play and give me peace of mind in the primitive ecology. I have captured the scenery here again and again, and I want to bring this green fragrance to my relatives and friends who care about the quality of life and advocate ecological green.

Less than 12, the bus took everyone back to a specialty store in Kunming Street in the city. Women put family first, and when they see the real discount, they "eat poor" again. I'm not a fairy superman either. Sister Fang and I had a good squeeze, and finally we didn't stop until we were carrying a big bag of 12 yuan.

Sitting in the spring cake shop, we ordered some special dishes and two bottles of beer and enjoyed the visit all morning. A woman feels like her sister. After listening to our conversation, she looked at the big bag and saw a red bone. She asked strangely, "Is this a gift?" When will the bus go? "

Sister Fang and I were both stunned and laughed again. The two cups touched and dried up. I gave her an extra leaflet and said, "Now, if you are afraid of giving something away and you have something' real' to buy, you should thank the government, the party and the good times, right?" ! "Look at her with a picture page, and she laughs with it.