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Novice parents always play a lot of jokes on their babies. What are the more classic ones?

Now, after 90, they are gradually becoming parents. Now the latest generation of parents take a completely different way from the older generation. Now is not a good time to pay more attention to the children at home. Now many novice dads are also investing in baby camps, and many dads have many jokes. Dad is holding a collection of interesting stories about his baby, watching his stomach ache and chatting about your boy's interesting stories. Online treasure dad took a video of the baby some time ago. This is a novice father with children at home. Baoda sat on the sofa watching TV. Father wrapped up the child and operated on yourself.

Generally speaking, parents will protect their children in the rain for fear that their children will get angry and have a fever. But my father seems a little different. He wore a raincoat and bumped into an umbrella, but let the children sit on a small pulley to buy food, pulling a cart in front. Although I also made raincoats for my children, my children are fluent in the rain falling from the air when they lie in this position. I think at this time, the child's heart must be: Who am I and where am I? There is also a father, but he may forget that you already have a child, so he will wrap the quilt on himself when he sleeps. The baby is a small quilt. This is for my mother, and then my father may be sleepy in the future, but the baby still didn't mention it, otherwise he should hate his father.

Now that the baby is no longer a mother's problem, dad began to actively invest in the wine industry. However, these dads are so funny. Taking care of the baby and taking care of the baby are two things. So many people say: the old man with the baby is full of brains; BMW takes care of children, beautiful, dad takes care of children and lives. The baby should be desperate to bring his father. People who don't know, I think I have no life. Although I look at these buddies and a child, I still want to remind my parents that children are not toys, so we should pay attention to safety.

I'm surprised to wake up in the middle of the night and see your child. The premise of this situation must be that BMW is not awakened by the baby's crying. I had a short dream at night, opened my eyes and felt that my bed was different. I have a soft baby. I think in a few seconds. I did it for a few seconds. I did it for my mother. This fleshy little baby is your best gift. Although sometimes a good mother is a little skeptical, because the baby thinks she is brave. There are always a group of people whose mothers came from those years.

Hold the baby until it hurts. I think your baby is not heavy. Very cute. I just want to catch it. I found it the next day. Many treasure moms don't want to hold their babies all day, whether they are cute or not, because they are weak. This is because when the baby is very young, BMW doesn't stop every second, and often has tired low back pain. When there are more and more babies, when it is more and more energetic, BMW will slowly eat it. But Pornya's process is so tired and happy. For newberg's mother, I must remember to remind myself to let the baby drink water. There are always a group of people whose mothers came from those years.

Watch the baby excrete and do your hands. I saw the baby pulling. What am I afraid of? Can't wash. Although the baby will cry for mom and dad, when she poops or pees, she will completely change the peeing time, but I still can't help but feel uncomfortable. I'm afraid of this baby. The smell is too strong, I am afraid that the air is too cold, and I am afraid that my speed is not enough. These make the baby mother look very busy, but everyone on the sidelines knows that there is worry behind these hands, and the worry is full of maternal love. I always wanted my baby to eat more.

I wonder how much the baby can eat. I've always wanted her to eat more milk and grow up, but I don't want to see the baby spit too much milk. I believe this mentality is a lot of money. I want my baby to eat more before I know how to spit milk. I really hope the baby will grow faster, but I am a little fast, but I see the baby spitting milk. It must control the idea that you want your baby to eat, because it is better than your baby's love and seems less important. Maybe that's why you are parents in the world. For the health and happiness of children, your parents can give up their expectations. Looking back on the baby's process from birth to growth, there must be a lot of feelings in the mother's heart. It was not good from the beginning. Now, when everything is smiling, this way is also a gift for the baby. It is in this mutual gift that mother and baby become the most important people. How much are you going to do?