What are some humorous sentences with short hair cut?

Humorous sentences with short hair are:

1, the shorter the hair is cut, the simpler it is to wear, and the later you sleep, the less you care.

2. Say goodbye to long hair, cut off 3,000 troubles and start over.

It takes patience to keep long hair and courage to cut short hair. It's just that I don't lack courage, what I lack is patience.

4, heartbroken, scattered. Hair cut, feelings cut.

I liked that short hair style when I was in the barber shop. I was depressed when I came back.

6. I'm thinking about whether to cut my hair short and cool again.

I cut my hair short. Let's break up.

8. Cutting short hair is really addictive. Cut it once every two months, and it will be uncomfortable for a long time.

9. I can't control my impulse to cut my hair short. I'm very excited.

10, finally cut off my long hair, short hair is more suitable for me.

1 1, we are boys, we just need to hang a sign around our necks. However, there are still many people who don't believe me, and I can't help it. Why do you have to cut your hair short to be a boy? I just keep him curly.

12. Maybe my hair won't stay long. The new hairstyle didn't last long. I want to cut it shorter.

13, you can cut your hair short and start again, then I guess I have to shave my head.

14, I'm afraid I'll cut my hair short on impulse. After all, I lost you on impulse.

15, cut short hair and reduce troubles.

16, my long hair was cut off, my face became bigger, my fat ass became round, and I couldn't straighten my waist. I know this will be the ugliest stage in my life, but I still want to commemorate it. This is another shining moment when I take off my white coat.