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Travel composition with robot friends

I got up lazily, and my weight of nearly 300 Jin made my movements extremely difficult. Clark looked at me with a strange smile on his lips. I glared at him unhappily and wrote a robot composition. After washing, I got up to have breakfast. To tell the truth, Clark's cooking is excellent. Is this still because my chef training fee 1000 dollars? In order to have a good appetite, it is expensive. Thinking of this, I grabbed a beef sandwich and stuffed it in my mouth. "Betty, I'm going to school." Clark stood at the door and shouted to me. "Will you go at once? Why bother! " His rude behavior of interrupting my dinner annoyed me. I turned on the TV, which was full of robot performances. Since the first robot was invented hundreds of years ago, robots have gradually entered our lives. In addition to being cold, I have a chip on my back, and my appearance is not much different from that of people. As long as they enter the program, they will go to school, take exams, do housework, learn knowledge and skills, and come back to serve us. How comfortable! But everyone's weight is increasing, so naturally they can't be on TV. Looking at the robust bodies of robots, sometimes I really envy them. I was immersed in my emotions when suddenly there was a shout from outside, followed by fighting and noise. I tried to walk quickly to the windowsill. Damn it! I'm exhausted after such a long walk! Lying on the windowsill, I gasped and looked down. I was stunned by the situation in the square: a large group of robots are driving away a group of people (legs are better than ours, of course). Many people form a circle, and robots tie them together and sprinkle gasoline around them. "Oh, my God! What is this? " "hey! Betty! " I was slapped hard on my right shoulder. Before I turned to leave, a cold hand covered my mouth. I was forced to look him in the eye. "Clark! What do you want? " I shouted, but I only heard the sound of shouting. "Hey hey! Look, this is your end! Our dynasty ruled by robots has arrived! Who do you think you are? They only eat, drink and be merry, and use us as tools. Why can't we dominate the world? We have flexible heads and strong bodies, and what you lack most-self-improvement! Bye, fat girl! Oh, I'm sorry, your body will soon become colder than mine, hahaha … "I was so scared that I watched Clark take out a knife and draw a" cross "on my heart. "My good!" I just close my eyes and wait for the end of my life. Suddenly, I felt a bright light falling from the sky and found that Clark's movements seemed to stop. I opened my eyes in surprise. Clark is frozen, and the ice is attached to him! I'm so shaky that I can't stand. I climbed to the edge of the windowsill, stood up against the windowsill and looked at the square with wide eyes. The robots in the square turned into "ice sculptures", and people hugged each other in fear. A flat diamond-shaped flying object landed in the square. With the rise of gorgeous aperture, a man in strange clothes floated in the air. He said word for word in the standard earth language: "earthlings, I am the guardian of peace sent by the universe to save you." The composition material is "writing a composition for a robot". After this disaster, I hope you understand: don't expect any group to bring you an excessively comfortable life, otherwise you will only be destroyed. " Say that finish, the team slowly landed on the flying object. Another bright light hit, and all robots were sucked into flying objects. The flying object flew away, and people looked at it in a distant direction, lost in thought ... I dreamed of having a robot. Do not laugh at me. The technology after 15 helped me fulfill this wish. On this day, I just made this robot and rode it to the beautiful and peaceful Zhangjiajie. That's because I received a telegram the day before, which read: Dear Professor Fan: In another year, robots from other galaxies will come to destroy the earth. Only you and your robot can defeat them and destroy them. However, your current strength is not enough. If you want to destroy them, you must go to Zhangjiajie. There is a waterfall there. Waterfalls can help you and your robot improve their skills. This task is up to you. The survival of mankind depends on you! Attention, be sure to take the robot to Zhangjiajie! The robot soon took me to Zhangjiajie. Soon, we came to Zhangjiajie. When we got there, the robot and I immediately jumped into the waterfall to improve our function. After practicing for a day and a night, I finally improved my skills. The robot said that he had improved a function called spinning cotton palm. I said: Now let's hurry home! The robot agreed. I went home by robot. At this time, I found strange robots everywhere in my hometown. Everyone on earth is running away. I think only one day, how can robots from other planets attack the earth? Then the robot said to me: A day in Zhangjiajie is a year here. Oh! The robot said to me again: Come into my body! I immediately entered the robot's body, ready to fight with alien robots. I'm in charge of robots. We fought and killed, and a lot of robots were killed by us. The situation is very favorable to us. I don't think it will take long to destroy all the robots. However, at this time, those remaining robots gathered together and attacked us. Both the robot and I were seriously injured. So, I said to the robot: Now you must take out your spinning cotton palm. Yes! Ah, it's amazing. All the robots froze and fell down. Dead! I am ecstatic. But my robot slowly fell down at this time. I immediately jumped out of the robot and treated it. The earth is at peace again, and the robot continues to work with me. ...