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The female fathers cried when they thought of this suffering and had no one to tell them. I don't want to offend the official by mistake, I hope to beg for forgiveness and show my noble hand! " Lutish

The female fathers cried when they thought of this suffering and had no one to tell them. I don't want to offend the official by mistake, I hope to beg for forgiveness and show my noble hand! " Lutisha asked again: "What is your surname? Rest in that inn? Where does that person from Guanxi Zhengdaguan live? The old man replied: "The old man's surname is Jin, ranking second." The child's nickname is Cuilian. Zheng Daguan is Zheng Tu, who sells meat under the Zhuangyuan Bridge here, and is nicknamed Zhen Guanxi. The old man and his daughter only settled down at the Lu's Inn in front of the east gate. Ruda heard this and said: "Bah!" I only thought about the official Zheng, but it turned out to be Zheng Tu, the pig butcher! This arrogant and talented person entrusted me to become a butcher under the supervision of the Prime Minister, but he turned out to be such a bully! He looked back at Li Zhong and Shi Jin and said, "You two stay here until the Sa family goes to beat that guy to death!" Shi Jin and Li Zhong hugged each other and persuaded him: "Brother, please calm down and pay attention to me tomorrow." "Two times, three times and five times, I persuaded him to stay.

Ruda said again: "Old man, come here! How about I take some trouble with you and go back to Tokyo tomorrow? "The father and daughter said: "If you can go back to your hometown, you will be reborn as your parents and your mother-in-law. But how can the shop owner be willing to let it go? Zheng Daguan needed to be found and he asked for money. Lu Tiha said: "It doesn't matter, I have my own reasons." Then he went to his side and took out five taels of silver, put it on the table, looked at Shi Jin and said, "The Sa family didn't bring out any more today. If you have some silver, lend it to me, and the Sa family will return it to you tomorrow." Shi Jin said: "What are you talking about? I want my brother to pay back!" "Go to the package and take out an ingot of ten taels of silver and put it on the table. Luda looked at Li Zhong and said, "You can also borrow some and give it to Sajia. "Li Zhong went to his side and took out two taels of silver. Lu Tiha looked at the young man and said, "He is also an unhappy person! Ruda only gave the fifteen taels of silver to Mr. Jin and said, "Your father and daughter will go to make arrangements for the expenses and pack their luggage at the same time." I'll pay you two early tomorrow morning and see if the shop owner dares to keep you! " Mr. Jin and his daughter thanked each other. Ruda threw the two taels of silver back to Li Zhong.

The three of them ate another two cents of wine and came downstairs and shouted: "Master, please spend the wine money on me. I'll deliver it to you tomorrow. The host replied repeatedly: "Tihar just wants to go on his own, but it's okay to eat. I'm afraid Tihar won't come and get credit." "The three of them left Pan's wine shop and went to the street to separate. Shi Jin and Li Zhong went to the inn respectively.

It was only said that Lu Tiha returned to the lower part of the Jinglue Mansion and went to the room. , didn't eat dinner, and went to bed angrily.

Besides, Jin Lao got the fifteen taels of silver, settled his daughter in the shop, and went to the city first. We found a car in the distance, packed our luggage, paid for the room and board, and calculated the money for firewood and rice. We just waited until dawn the next morning, and the father and daughter started to light the fire. After cooking, eating, and cleaning up, the sky was dimming, and Lu Tiha strode into the store and shouted: "Waiter, where is Mr. Jin's resting place?" The waiter said: "Jin Gong, Lu Tiha is here to look for you." Jin opened the door of the room and said, "Officials of Ticha, please take a seat inside." Ruda said: "Why sit down?" Just go and go, what are you waiting for! "Mr. Jin led his daughter, picked up a load, thanked him, and then went out. The waiter stopped him and said, "Mr. Jin, where are you going? Ruda asked: "He shortchanged your rent?" The waiter said: "The villain's house money was paid off last night. He still owes the official Zheng the money to show his body, so he can stay with the villain and take care of him." Lu Tiha said: "Zheng Tu's money will be paid back to him by his family. You can let this old man return to his hometown!" "The waiter was willing to let it go. Luda was furious, plucked out his fingers, and slapped the waiter on the face, causing the waiter to vomit blood. Then he punched the waiter again, knocking out two of his front teeth. The waiter crawled forward. After getting up, Yi Yiyan ran to the store to hide. The owner dared to come out to stop him. Jin and his daughter hurriedly left the store and went out to find the car they had found yesterday.

Ruda was thinking that the waiter might have rushed to intercept him, so he took a stool to the store and sat there for two hours. He probably got up and walked to Zhuangyuan Bridge after he had gone far away.

Let's say that Zheng Tu has two doors open, two meat tables, and three or five pieces of pork hanging on them. Zheng Tu is sitting in the cabinet in front of the door, watching the dozen or so knifemen selling meat. , shouting "Zheng Tu!" "When Zheng Tu looked at it, he saw that it was Lu Tiha. He hurriedly came out and sang: "Tiha, forgive me! Then he asked his deputy to bring a stool and said, "Tiha, please sit down."

Ruda sat down and said, "In accordance with the decree of Prime Minister Jun Lue: I want ten kilograms of fine meat, cut it into minced meat, and don't see any fat on it." "Zheng Tu said: "As a result, you should quickly choose the one and cut it into ten kilograms. "Lu Tiha said: "Don't wait for the picklings to take action. You can do it yourself. Zheng Tu said: "That's right. The villain just cut himself off." "I picked up ten kilograms of fine meat from the meat table and chopped it into minced meat.

The waiter in the shop had wrapped his head in a handkerchief and was coming to Zheng Tu to report about Mr. Jin when he saw Lu Tiha sitting there. He didn't dare to disturb him at the door of the butcher case, so he had to stand far away and watch from under the eaves.

Zheng Tu cut himself for half an hour, wrapped it in lotus leaves and said: " Tiha, ask someone to send it? Ruda said: "What to give!" But wait, if you want another ten pounds, it will be all fat. Don't see some fine things on it, and you have to cut it into jelly. Zheng Tu said, "I'm a talented person. I'm afraid the house will have to wrap up wontons. What's the use of the fat dumplings?" Ruda opened his eyes and said, "My Lord, Jun's decree was distributed to the Sa family. Who dares to ask him?" "Zheng Tu said: "It is a useful thing, and the villain can cut it. "I also selected ten pounds of fat meat, cut it into minced meat, and wrapped it in lotus leaves. I worked all morning, but it was time to finish eating.

Who dares to come over to the waiter? , even the customer who was about to buy meat didn't dare to come over.

Zheng Tu said, "Take it with Tiha and send it to the general's house?" Luda said: "If you want ten pounds of cartilage, you should chop it carefully to make mincemeat. Don't see any meat on it." Zheng Tu smiled and said, "You didn't come here specifically to entertain me?" "Hearing this, Luda jumped up, holding the two bags of sesame seeds in his hands, opened his eyes, looked at Zheng Tu and said, "The Sa family wants to amuse you! " He hit the two bags of sour seeds face to face, but it seemed like a "meat rain". Zheng Tu was furious, and two angers rushed from the soles of his feet to the top door, and he could not hold back the flames of ignorance in his heart. He grabbed a sharp bone-cutting knife from the meat table and jumped down.

Among the ten or so neighbors, there was no one who dared to move forward. Come to persuade. The people passing by on both sides stood still, and the waiter at the shop was also stunned.

Zheng Tu held the knife in his right hand and tried to grab Ruda with his left hand. Lu Tiha held him down. With his left hand, he rushed in and kicked him on the lower abdomen. Luda took another step forward, stepped on his chest, raised his fist as big as a vinegar bowl, looked at Zheng Tu and said: "The beginning of the Sa family. To join Lao Zhong, the general manager, and to be an honest visiting envoy in the Five Routes of Guanxi is not in vain to be called "Suppressing Guanxi"! You are a butcher who sells meat, a dog-like person, also known as "Zhen Guanxi"! How did you deceive Jin Cuilian? "The punch was just one, right on the nose, causing blood to spurt out. The nose was crooked to one side, but it was like opening a soy sauce shop, with salty, sour and spicy all coming out. Zheng Tu Unable to earn it, he threw the sharp knife aside and just shouted: "Good fight!" Luda scolded: "Straight bitch!" How dare you answer! "When he raised his fist, he punched just between the eye sockets and the eyebrows. The edges of his eyes were cracked and black beads burst out. It was like opening a shop of colorful silk, with red, black and purple all blooming out.

The people watching on both sides were afraid of Lu Tiha, who dared to come forward to persuade him?

Zheng Tu couldn’t do it, so he begged for mercy. You are a loser! If you just fight me to the end, the Sa family will spare you! Now you are begging me for mercy, but the Sa family will not forgive you! "Another punch. The sun was shining, but it seemed to be a dojo with the whole hall on water and land. Chimes, cymbals, and cymbals sounded all at once. When Luda looked at it, he saw Zheng Tu standing on the ground, with only words coming out of his mouth. His breath was gone, and he couldn't move.

Lu Tiha pretended to say: "You cheated to death, I'll beat you again!" His face gradually changed. Luda thought to himself, "I just want to beat this guy up, but I don't want him to be beaten to death with three punches." The family is facing a lawsuit, and there is no one to deliver food, so it is better to leave as soon as possible. " He walked away, turned back and pointed at Zheng Tu's corpse and said: "You are cheating your death, the Sa family and you will take your time and take care of it! " He cursed and strode away.

Who among the neighbors and Zheng Tu's Huo family dared to come forward and stop him.

Lu Tiha returned to his lower house and hurriedly I rolled up some clothes, including some fine and soft silver, but discarded all the heavy and heavy old clothes. I picked up a short stick that reached my eyebrows and ran out of the south gate, leaving in a puff of smoke.