The story of a humorous joke does not exceed 50 words.

1 When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... what bad luck to be with you! I not only have a car, but also my own! The beauty of news broadcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously. I haven't seen my wife for 5 4 years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year ... I really want to go home and see it. 6 "Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor." A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. Eight hours later, my father taught me, "The ratio of male to female in China is 107: 10 1. If you don't study hard, you are the' 6'! " When I grew up, I was admitted to Tsinghua and found that the ratio of male to female in Tsinghua was 7: 1, and I was still that "6"! As a typical failure, you really succeeded! 10 the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying, and the bowl of 1 fell off. When I was a child, my sister asked me what time it was, and I replied: three poles (half past three)! Once, I weighed myself at home and asked my boyfriend, how much is 47 kilograms? The first sentence when I go back to the dormitory always asks, "Is anyone calling me? ... 5 When I was in high school, I went to a restaurant with my classmates. I ordered a few dishes, and I still want to add something. I was going to say scrambled eggs with tomatoes. I don't know what happened, but what I blurted out was-the boss who fried tomatoes with tomatoes ... thought about it for a long time ... 6. I had dinner at home with my cousin, accidentally poured the soup and used up all the tissues, cousin. ! "At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! The exam score is very low, and I complain bitterly: my score is too cheap! 10 tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying! 1 1 In high school, classroom discipline was chaotic. In a rage, the teacher picked up xxx and said, xxx, stand on the wall for me! ~ ~ 12 The whole class suddenly got cold. Once, a foreign teacher showed Mandarin in a big classroom. I wanted to give him a face and praise him for speaking standard Mandarin, but as a result, exporting became your standard. Han ~~ 13 and mm shouted "boss, I want a bean paste" in front of the stall selling soybean milk fried dough sticks. Mm burst into laughter. 0000000000605 15 There were so many people in the restaurant that I shouted: Boss, a pepper without seasoning. . The waiter also loudly repeated: 1 1 table, add a pepper without seasoning! ! ! . . . 16 me: That's our physics teacher. . . Classmate: What do you teach? Me: Chemistry. . . 17 in the internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "teacher!" " 18 once, everyone was evaluating the back of a beautiful woman in front. I wanted to say "her legs are thick", but it turned out that "her soil is brittle". Before going out to play mahjong, my mother said to me, "you put all your clothes in the refrigerator and clean up all the dishes in the washing machine ~ ~ 20." When you are sitting in a restaurant, just call "served by the network manager". 2 1 mm go out shopping one day! Suddenly I saw a crow croaking in the sky! Then a word popped out of her mouth: "This black frog barks like a green crow. . . $%^@#@%!