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The story of the bear planting honey. What story did the bear tell when he planted honey?
Every day, the bear goes to see if the honey tree has sprouted. One day, two days, three days ... Many days passed, but nothing happened. Other bears laughed at him and said, "Honey is not a sapling. How can it grow?" "Yes, yes, I want to make a honey pot, in your dream!"
3. "If that's ok, I'll plant it, haha, how ridiculous!" Little bear ignores them and just looks after his own land every day. However, when everyone has new honey, the bear's honey tree has not germinated, let alone produced honey pots. Everyone said that the bear wasted a jar of honey! The bear finally couldn't help it He tore open the soil and saw that the honey pot was still intact and the lid was tightly closed. The bear was very disappointed. He opened the lid and immediately, a bouquet of wine floated out. It's really delicious! It's delicious!
4. It turns out that his Sophora japonica honey has become Sophora japonica honey wine! The bear took a bite, hey! Sweet and fragrant, I'm drunk. All the bears gathered around, and they all wanted to taste the mead. The bear proudly said, "OK, no problem, but you have to bring a can of honey in exchange for my spoonful of mead!" " "Everyone is willing to, because sweet wine is so tempting! Of course, everyone should try something they haven't eaten! Now, the bear has many cans of honey, which can be eaten slowly until next year.
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