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540 words of jokes caused by typos.
On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …
Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)
After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.
Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...
Rong)
My left eyelid kept jumping last night. I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.
Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)
The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …
Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...
Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …
Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)
When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck.
Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)
After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.
Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …
My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …
Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . 」
(intense)
I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …
Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)
On the "bumpy road" of life, we should firm our direction …
Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.
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