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Ask Degang Guo to be the meanest person in the world.

Guo: Old man, tsinghua pool District, south of Megatron.

Y: Hey, bathhouse.

Guo: It is called the first swordsman.

Y: Don't be angry about this good name.

Guo: The old man is modest. No, no, no, I can't call him a swordsman.

Y: Just say yes.

Guo: Just a pupil.

Y: that's very kind of you.

Guo: In one place, I am very withdrawn.

Y: oh?

Guo: I don't fit in.

Yes

Guo: You can call me Yu Buqun in the future.

Y: Oh, nobody gives themselves that name.

Guo: It is not enough to know the knife.

Y: really?

Guo: Next, your father is going to play with swords.

Y: Why are you so embarrassed? This word.

Guo: Sword, three-foot sword,

Y: ah.

Guo: It used to be said that three-foot swords and six-army bows, including scholars, should carry swords.

Y: right.

Guo: The three-foot sword has a handle, and it falls behind. This is called the spike of the sword, and the noun is called the robe of the sword.

Y: oh.

Guo: There are two kinds of swords: civilian swords and military swords.

Y: hey.

Guo: What is thorny can also be brought by literati, you know?

Y: oh!

K: It's decorative. Military commanders have no ears.

Y: oh ~

Guo: In this way, we should learn from our teachers.

Y: really?

Guo: It doesn't mean that your father can meet whenever he wants.

Y: Oh, is there anything meaner than him?

Guo: Of course, do you know? Need to find a teacher

Yu: Learn from a teacher Guo: I gave him a number.

Y: What's his name?

K: Shop.

Y: Did he hit a reporter? Why did he call Puzi?

Guo: Don't talk nonsense.

Y: nonsense.

Guo: I didn't recognize that man as a reporter. He is not a reporter.

Y: There are cougars there.

Guo: dart, formerly known as Confucius and Mencius, dart.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Go to Dalian, Dalian! Oh, the tiger is roaring (learning Dalian dialect)

Y: Hey, hey, um, are they all scolding my dad?

Guo: This dart is really well practiced.

Y: ah.

Guo: that's great, but he later

Y: ah.

Guo: Then something happened.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Because he didn't learn all the swords, but he can learn one.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: He is more acrylic and has darts.

Yes

Guo: I think I want to be a martial arts player.

Y: ok.

Guo: I wear pajamas every day.

Y: wow.

Guo: This is wearing a big gold chain (pointing to the neck).

Y: huh?

K: There is a card on the chain. gold medal

Is it?

Guo: My name and address are written on the sign, which means I won't change my name and surname. I live atNo. 1, Wei Bei Road, Xuanwu District, Beijing. My surname is Yu Buqun, and my nickname is Xiao Ming Shop.

Y: alas! How big a brand is this? Well, don't show up for the evening dress, just look at one brand.

Guo: It can be used for self-defense or as protective glasses.

Y: hi! ! ! have no use for

Guo: It is this brand that caused the trouble.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I was walking at night and met a robber.

Y: The enemy is coming?

Guo: Cold boy, grab the road by motorcycle!

Y: oh?

Guo: Motorcycle, stop. Come face to face with your father.

Y: I've met him.

Guo: Your father will know at a glance. Oh! This is a robber.

Yes

Guo: Look straight at my gold chain, take it off and throw it in the grass.

Y: oh.

Guo: The robbers got off the bus and ran into the grass! Your father got on the motorcycle and beeped (learning the sound of motorcycle motor and riding posture while walking)

Y: hey! Well, both of them are for this purpose.

Guo: The robbers cried when they grabbed this chain.

Y: huh?

Guo: Plastic (gnashing teeth)

Y: hey! ! ! He met a master.

Guo: Make a phone call.

Y: ah.

Guo: * * Uncle

Y: huh?

Guo: I am a robber.

Y: oh.

Guo: I met a robber.

Y: hey.

Guo: * * wondering.

Yes

Guo: Why do robbers rob robbers?

Y: I don't understand.

Guo: Aren't you from the same trade?

Y: right.

Guo: Yes, only peers are naked hatred.

Y: alas! Hey hey! Yes! Robbers have moral problems.

Guo: Hehe, (smirking) Stop talking about it, it's killing me.

Y: hehe.

Guo: Your father can't go home.

Yes

Guo: It's all on the card, and the home address is all there.

Y: You can find it.

Guo: I block the door every day.

Y: oh.

Guo: Your father can't go home.

Yes

Guo: Traveling around the world by motorcycle.

Y: it's too tiring.