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Ask Degang Guo to be the meanest person in the world.
Y: Hey, bathhouse.
Guo: It is called the first swordsman.
Y: Don't be angry about this good name.
Guo: The old man is modest. No, no, no, I can't call him a swordsman.
Y: Just say yes.
Guo: Just a pupil.
Y: that's very kind of you.
Guo: In one place, I am very withdrawn.
Y: oh?
Guo: I don't fit in.
Yes
Guo: You can call me Yu Buqun in the future.
Y: Oh, nobody gives themselves that name.
Guo: It is not enough to know the knife.
Y: really?
Guo: Next, your father is going to play with swords.
Y: Why are you so embarrassed? This word.
Guo: Sword, three-foot sword,
Y: ah.
Guo: It used to be said that three-foot swords and six-army bows, including scholars, should carry swords.
Y: right.
Guo: The three-foot sword has a handle, and it falls behind. This is called the spike of the sword, and the noun is called the robe of the sword.
Y: oh.
Guo: There are two kinds of swords: civilian swords and military swords.
Y: hey.
Guo: What is thorny can also be brought by literati, you know?
Y: oh!
K: It's decorative. Military commanders have no ears.
Y: oh ~
Guo: In this way, we should learn from our teachers.
Y: really?
Guo: It doesn't mean that your father can meet whenever he wants.
Y: Oh, is there anything meaner than him?
Guo: Of course, do you know? Need to find a teacher
Yu: Learn from a teacher Guo: I gave him a number.
Y: What's his name?
K: Shop.
Y: Did he hit a reporter? Why did he call Puzi?
Guo: Don't talk nonsense.
Y: nonsense.
Guo: I didn't recognize that man as a reporter. He is not a reporter.
Y: There are cougars there.
Guo: dart, formerly known as Confucius and Mencius, dart.
Y: I haven't heard of it.
Guo: Go to Dalian, Dalian! Oh, the tiger is roaring (learning Dalian dialect)
Y: Hey, hey, um, are they all scolding my dad?
Guo: This dart is really well practiced.
Y: ah.
Guo: that's great, but he later
Y: ah.
Guo: Then something happened.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: Because he didn't learn all the swords, but he can learn one.
Y: mm-hmm
Guo: He is more acrylic and has darts.
Yes
Guo: I think I want to be a martial arts player.
Y: ok.
Guo: I wear pajamas every day.
Y: wow.
Guo: This is wearing a big gold chain (pointing to the neck).
Y: huh?
K: There is a card on the chain. gold medal
Is it?
Guo: My name and address are written on the sign, which means I won't change my name and surname. I live atNo. 1, Wei Bei Road, Xuanwu District, Beijing. My surname is Yu Buqun, and my nickname is Xiao Ming Shop.
Y: alas! How big a brand is this? Well, don't show up for the evening dress, just look at one brand.
Guo: It can be used for self-defense or as protective glasses.
Y: hi! ! ! have no use for
Guo: It is this brand that caused the trouble.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I was walking at night and met a robber.
Y: The enemy is coming?
Guo: Cold boy, grab the road by motorcycle!
Y: oh?
Guo: Motorcycle, stop. Come face to face with your father.
Y: I've met him.
Guo: Your father will know at a glance. Oh! This is a robber.
Yes
Guo: Look straight at my gold chain, take it off and throw it in the grass.
Y: oh.
Guo: The robbers got off the bus and ran into the grass! Your father got on the motorcycle and beeped (learning the sound of motorcycle motor and riding posture while walking)
Y: hey! Well, both of them are for this purpose.
Guo: The robbers cried when they grabbed this chain.
Y: huh?
Guo: Plastic (gnashing teeth)
Y: hey! ! ! He met a master.
Guo: Make a phone call.
Y: ah.
Guo: * * Uncle
Y: huh?
Guo: I am a robber.
Y: oh.
Guo: I met a robber.
Y: hey.
Guo: * * wondering.
Yes
Guo: Why do robbers rob robbers?
Y: I don't understand.
Guo: Aren't you from the same trade?
Y: right.
Guo: Yes, only peers are naked hatred.
Y: alas! Hey hey! Yes! Robbers have moral problems.
Guo: Hehe, (smirking) Stop talking about it, it's killing me.
Y: hehe.
Guo: Your father can't go home.
Yes
Guo: It's all on the card, and the home address is all there.
Y: You can find it.
Guo: I block the door every day.
Y: oh.
Guo: Your father can't go home.
Yes
Guo: Traveling around the world by motorcycle.
Y: it's too tiring.
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