The more funny jokes (jokes, talk shows, monologues) in English, the better, please.

A young businessman just started his business and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man walk into the outside office. The businessman wanted to appear busy, so he picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big business to do. He threw out huge numbers and made huge promises. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Of course. I'm here to install the phone. " It's not enough to Baidu directly.