A joke that amuses girls.

A joke that amuses girls. If a boy can cheer a girl up with his humorous chatting skills, then he can enhance her affection for you and bring them closer together. Let's look at the jokes that make girls laugh.

A joke that makes girls laugh 1 1. One morning in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "

2. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

3. Xiaoming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy ..."

4. Tell a story: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch ..."

Someone can't help asking, "What's next?"

Continue to tell the story: "Below? No ... "

A person who just learned a foreign language was walking in the street that day and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man quickly said, "I'm sorry," and the foreigner said politely, "I'm sorry, too." The man quickly said, "I'm sorry." The foreigner was stupid and asked, "Why are you apologizing?" The man said helplessly, "I'm sorry."

6. The Tang Priest's letter to the Monkey King.

Dear Wukong:

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read fast!

It rained twice this week, the first time for 4 days, and the second time for 3 days!

Did you have a good time in Huaguoshan? I had a terrible time in heaven. Because there is no gravity, my stool, urine, tears and nose can't fall off. Do you feel bitter?

Our beef noodles here are delicious. Let's go to the restaurant in West Street for hot pot when you come another day!

Your Guanyin sister is going to have a baby, so I don't know if you want to be an uncle or an aunt for the time being because I don't know if it will be a boy or a girl!

Did you receive the clothes I sent you? I was afraid of being overweight when I was ready to post it, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket!

It's very late to write here. Come and play with me sometime. Remember not to drink more water, or it will be very uncomfortable if you can't pee here!

P.S. wants to send you money, but the envelope is stuck!

Xiaoming's uncle is very strict with him. Xiaoming is afraid of his uncle. On the contrary, his aunt and cousin MengMeng spoil him very much. One day, his uncle teased him, "Xiao Ming, will you treat me to a big meal when you have money?"

"no!"

"Then who do you invite?"

"Aunt and MengMeng, please!"

My uncle couldn't help singing "How many towers are misty and rainy".

8. Someone went to Shanghai on business and lost a dollar in the street. The policeman said, "We will definitely help you find it." The man went again a month later, and he lost his money. The street was dug up to build roads, and he couldn't help sighing that "Shanghai is the truth."

9. One day, an ant was sunbathing when he suddenly saw an elephant coming slowly. He got up and straightened his front legs. The rabbit next to you is busy asking what you are doing. The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~ Keep your voice down and watch me kick him."

10, the earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football.

Jokes that make girls laugh 2 1. Wife: "I heard that a beautiful wife gives birth to a handsome son and a handsome husband gives birth to a beautiful daughter." Dear, we ... "

Husband: "Let's adopt one ..."

I am pregnant and went shopping one day. Just walked to the door of the community, my husband called, and when I said to go out to play, I heard a roar on the phone: it's your fault that you go out to play without sleeping at home on such a hot day, and the child is black. ......

My wife is in charge of financial power, and she doesn't give much pocket money every time, so I want to talk to her today.

"Dear, you can give me more pocket money every day. I want to do a good deed every day. "

"hmm? Who is Xing Yishan? How dare you ask me for money for such a thing! "

Xiao Wu came to the unit wrapped in a gauze. Everyone was curious and asked him what was going on. Xiao Liu said: "Last night, he was playing with fireworks with a cigarette, and the fireworks accidentally exploded in the room!" "

"Blow you up like this?" Everyone asked.

"No," Xiao Wu replied gloomily. "My wife called."

I had dinner with my cousin yesterday. My cousin is a doctor. He says his blood pressure and blood sugar are high, so he is not allowed to drink.

Cousin is anxious to say: drink to death!

My wife said simply: If you want to die, die early, while I am still young.

6. "Husband, I have a crush on a bag and think it suits me very well; Seeing it, I feel the feeling of first love, so pure, so pure; Only more than ten thousand, I deserve it ... "

"The subscriber you dialed is not in service area, please stop calling ..."

Jokes that make girls laugh 3 1. Give fat people some advice on dressing in cold weather: don't wear red down jacket, it looks like tomatoes. Don't wear green either. It looks like a watermelon. Don't wear yellow, dress like grapefruit. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a big steamed stuffed bun

2. One day, a miser bought two ice creams and was about to eat them. Suddenly he saw an acquaintance coming and hurriedly hid them in his clothes. Soon after chatting, acquaintances saw that the clothes were wet and there was water oozing out, so they subconsciously touched them, which was very cold. Ask why. The miser replied, "I haven't been feeling well recently and I broke out in a cold sweat."

I don't have much to say, just tell you one thing: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

4. A wisp of fragrance in the sky, a little fragrance in my heart, no matter day or night, I will come to your side when I miss you and tell you more details. Loving you is my unchanging dream.

Although there is no room in my room, no roof on the ground, my head is not high and my appearance is not beautiful, I have a sincere heart and love you forever. This heart can create the most beautiful miracle and the most touching scenery in the world!

6. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

7. You are the rain and dew that moistens my heart; You are an angel, caring for my life; You are honey, sweet throughout my life; You are a treasure, worthy of my life. Honey, I love you!

8. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

9. The goat introduced the elephant to the mosquito, and the mosquito agreed, but the mosquito's parents advised him: Son, we can't even afford an engagement ring.

10. The two armies confronted each other in the valley, and the guards came in to report the enemy's situation: Sir, the enemy reconnaissance plane is taking pictures of us. Sir: Give me an order-don't laugh!