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The Wine Master and the Wine Master

Folk stories are stories and legends that have been handed down from ancient times to the present

From them we can read about the people and things that were spread among the people in ancient China

The Wine Fairy and the Wine The Holy is a classic folk story

(1) The story of Hero Encountering Hero takes place in a village called Banjianshu on the coast of Bohai Sea. This place is located on the coast of the Bohai Sea and is rich in products. It is a well-known land of fish and rice. Since liquor has Chinese characteristics, the liquor-making technology has been practiced for hundreds of years in this land of plenty, and it is known as the "wine town". Due to the simple folk customs, most of the residents here are generous and hospitable. Influenced by their ancestors' wine making, this place is also famous for its "drunkards". There is a saying in the nursery rhyme, "If a person doesn't drink, he will live in this world in vain. Wine is food, and the more he drinks, the younger he becomes." It is said that one day in the twelfth lunar month of winter, an old man died of a heart attack in the middle of the night. His sons were extremely grieved and held a particularly grand funeral in memory of their father. For a time, the village was filled with joy and sorrow, and firecrackers were blasting. The whole village, men, women, old and young, were invited to attend the funeral. At noon, the host deliberately invited everyone to have dinner together as usual. During the dinner, there were many people drinking and drinking, and many people were drunk. Since we are all from the same village, there is less of a grudge against each other. We are all from the same village, so no one knows who the other is! So just one word: "Drink!" As the saying goes, "Three cups lead to the road, and one drunkenness solves a thousand worries." Everyone came and went, chatting about home affairs and drinking happily. After a few rounds, almost everyone fell under the table. It was a coincidence that day. When most people were staggering and rushing home with trembling steps, two people took the initiative to stay and help the master with this and that. Logically speaking, these two people also drank a lot. ! Why do you look like you haven't drunk yet, yet you are so quick-thinking and lucid? One of them was unconvinced and said to the other: "Why didn't you lie down when they were all drunk?" Unexpectedly, the other one was not convinced after hearing this and said: "I should ask you this! "Okay, how about I treat you another day and compete?" "Of course..." After cleaning up the mess, the host silently wrote down the names of the two people, Dafa and Caiwang, the host said to his heart. : "In the future, if relatives and friends come to the house, the job of drinking with the guests will be entrusted to you two!" (2) After becoming famous, Dafa felt very angry when he returned home. I, Dafa, have always been known for my ability to drink. How could I let that wealthy man get the upper hand? After Caiwang returned home, he was also puzzled: I didn't usually feel that there was anyone in the village who could compete with him? Today is really a hell! On Sunday, Dafa went off work and asked his wife to make some special dishes for drinking. He called a few close drinking buddies to accompany the guests and sent people to Caiwang's house to have a nap. Unexpectedly, Caiwang was not afraid and took the challenge calmly. The two sides went back and forth, and after several rounds, they both sat firmly in the same place without changing their expressions, and they didn't say much. On the other hand, the few friends invited by Dafa performed abnormally and were defeated early, complaining endlessly. In order to cheer up, Dafa pointed at the few people and said with a smile, "Green plums cook wine to talk about heroes, and Wu Song borrows wine to fight big insects. Come on, heroes, there is wine today, and you will be drunk today. Tomorrow will worry you, tomorrow will worry you, come on! Do it!" Who could get up except Dafa and Caiwang? Caiwang was very happy when he saw that the others were already beyond their capabilities. He thought to himself, "You are an egg against a rock." He picked up the cup and smiled at Dafa and said, "I'd rather be drunk." Don't let your friends down after drinking; it's better to drink a hole in your stomach than to let your feelings break! Come on, let's do it! "There's no feast without wine, and there's no liveliness without drinking! Come on, do it!" "The east wind blows, the drums beat, whoever drinks today is afraid of the other, let's go!" "The sound of the wine glass brings a thousand taels of gold, come on, do it!" "The clink of the wine glass , the relationship is seamless, come and drink! "... Just like this, they said something to each other, "real sword, real gun", "red on the bayonet", drinking from noon to night, no one fell down, The friends who fell next to them were dumbfounded. The huge wine table was turned into a special event for these two people. It is said that when the two of them drank until their faces turned red and their limbs were numb, Cai Wang suddenly asked to go to the toilet. Dafa was secretly happy: It seems that this kid is dying, how else can he ask to go out? Haha, I have a sure chance of winning this time! I asked you to overestimate your capabilities, and I had to make you "kneel down and beg for mercy"! He hurriedly sent people to follow him to observe the "enemy situation" to prevent the "enemy" from escaping.

But after a while, Cai Wang came back and asked for another fight! Dafa is wondering where he is? Bao Wang, who followed him out, saw this and reported quickly: "Brother Cai Wang just went out to pee, so don't worry too much! Dafa secretly complained: It seems that he has met a real opponent! Cai Wang then returned to the table and laid out the He gestured and picked up a cup: "Come on, Dafa, you and I are heroes, we must have a good drink today!" Dafa had no choice but to respond in a hurry: "Come on, drink!" "Just like this, you said something and I said something, and the two of them fought from noon to dusk. In the end, they both fell drunk on the battlefield. At this time, several drinking friends next to them also woke up and were busy helping Dafa's wife. When I was cleaning up the battlefield, I was surprised to find that Dafa drank two kilograms of liquor today and Caiwang drank one kilogram and eighty taels. This was something they rarely encountered in their fair-weather life. Looking at the two wine giants sleeping on the kang, they almost felt sad. All the drinking friends gave their thumbs up. (3) Within a day of their marriage to Jinlan, the news spread quickly in Hui Village and the two became famous. There were "Poetry Immortals" and "Poetry Saints", so they were given the nicknames "Jiuxian" and "Wine Saints". From then on, no matter who came to visit the village, or if friends needed to accompany guests, they would call Dafa and Caiwang to show off. Xiongfeng, and the "Jiu Xian" and "Jiu Sage" also had a strong ideological resonance due to drinking together for a long time, and they became sworn friends. ", Caiwang is the "brother". (4) Improve skills and tactics. Because the two have gained the reputation of "Jiu Xian" and "Jiu Sage", people from all over the country come to see them to drink with their guests in an endless stream. In order to improve With his own practical ability, the "Jiu Master" bought a large vat of liquor and drank it happily at home every day. At first, he still used two ounces a day to stimulate his nerves. Later, the "Jiu Master" came to visit his elder brother's house, and the two talked about how to improve. The level of skill and combat. The "Jiu Master" pointed to the vat of wine and said: "I come here every day." The "Jiu Master" thought that the "Jiu Master" would praise him, but dismissed it and said, "Brother, you are too old." So dirty! You see, although I only bought half a tank, I practice not just drinking two taels every day, but drinking until I am happy every time. So I think our basic skills are not on the same level. I am not exaggerating. Yours is at best. Maintain, but I am advancing by leaps and bounds, triumphing all the way. I will defeat you sooner or later! ". The "Wine Master" let out a proud sigh, which stung the "Wine Master". He thought that this was not bad, so he was not to be outdone and drank hard every day. In order to always maintain the leading position in "drinking capacity", He was drunk almost every day, and was in a state of confusion. Once, the "Jiu Xian" was so drunk that he came to the fish pond contracted by his family. He vaguely remembered that he had just been drinking, and there was no fish in the dish. The fish happily eating in the pond said, "You can have some wine." Then he jumped into the lake, thrashed around, and choked several times. Fortunately, his wife arrived in time and caught the fish, but he almost lost his life. He dragged him up, otherwise his 160 pounds would be useless! Another time, he and his wife were going to spray pesticides in the afternoon, and he still had to practice a lot at noon because the weather was hot and white wine was not enough to relieve the heat, so he asked his son to buy it. A few bottles of beer. Before going to the fields to do farm work in the afternoon, he couldn't find the bottle of pesticide, so he took the bottle from which he had finished drinking beer and used it. He went to the field and sprayed pesticide twice. Due to the hot weather and the "Jiu Xian". "As the alcohol got stronger, he grabbed the beer bottle on the ground and drank the pesticide as if it were beer. Before his wife could stop her, she finished one bottle and saw that he was about to die, so she rushed to the hospital. After the doctors worked hard to save him, he finally recovered. To save his life, the hospital also found that "Jiu Xian" suffered from severe gastric ulcer when he was diagnosed and needed prompt treatment. He should not drink alcohol during hospitalization, otherwise his life would be in danger. (5) Visiting his elder brother "Jiu Xian" lying in the hospital. He was in the ward receiving fluids, looking at his wife and son who were crying secretly, and secretly swore that he would never drink again. After a few days, the wife and son of the "Jiu Xian" saw that the "Jiu Xian" had nothing left to feed them. I went home to get busy. The second brother "Jiu Sage" heard that his eldest brother was in the hospital, so he bought two bottles of fine wine and went to visit him. As soon as he walked in and saw "Jiu Sage" lying on the hospital bed, he shouted, "Brother, I will give it to you." Bring the wine! "Jiu Xian" was surprised at first when he heard this, and then said regretfully, "Second brother, I have taken your heart, but I really can't drink this wine anymore!" After hearing this, the "Wine Sage" said solemnly: "Since the eldest brother said so, I would rather obey the order than respectfully, but this wine is indeed good. Brother, can you help me identify it and smell it first?" After saying that, he opened a bottle of white wine with his hands and poured a small cup into the "Jiu Xian". The "Jiu Xian" smelled it and felt endless aftertaste, and then said, "Not bad!" This wine is really good."

After hearing this, the "Jiu Master" said, "Brother, you can't tell whether it's good or bad by just smelling it. Why don't you lick it and see how it tastes?" After hearing this, the "Jiu Master" thought to himself, "So what if you lick it." Then he raised the glass and licked it and said, "It is indeed a good wine." The "Wine Sage" also drooled after seeing it. He was so greedy that he said, "Brother, please try it." The "Jiu Master" took a sip and suddenly felt refreshed. After looking at it, the "Jiu Master" couldn't help himself and poured a glass. "Come on, brother, let's do it!" "Come on, second brother." Regardless of life and death, after the two drank two bottles of "Lao Baigan", "Jiu Xian" suddenly felt uncomfortable and suffered unbearable pain in his stomach. "Jiu Xian" looked at it and hurriedly called a doctor... Finally, "Jiu Xian" came back from the brink of death. (6) Battle with the "Wine Master" After escaping from death several times, the "Wine Master" said with emotion: "I have just recovered from a serious illness, so I should celebrate." Then he called the "Wine Sage" to explain his thoughts. The "Wine Sage" said: "Brother, you don't know something. Since you were hospitalized, the second dog in our village has called himself the 'Wine Master', and several of my drinking friends in need have been knocked down by him. I don't think we can meet him today as well as our brothers?" Dafa was furious when he heard this: "How can you and I allow him to act wildly in our territory! Otherwise, you and I can claim to be the 'Jiu Xian' or 'Jiu Sage'. Second brother, please send someone to invite him to the Qianjiang Hotel immediately." Call a friend and book a table at a hotel to see how capable he is!" So, Dafa and Caiwang were divided into two groups. Dafa was the first to arrive at the Qianjiang Hotel. After ordering a few snacks and two boxes of liquor, he waited in the private room for the arrival of the 'Wine Sage'! By the way, the 'Wine Sage' and his party of five rode three motorcycles. I went to the 'Jiu Ba' to explain my intention. The 'wine tyrant' responded happily and calmly. After a burst of lightning, the "six heroes" arrived at the Qianjiang Hotel. After entering the private room and seeing Dafa, the "Jiu Master" held the "Jiu Xian"'s hand and said, "Dafa, we are 'friends who meet after a long time, a thousand cups of wine' today!" Dafa laughed: "Yes. ! That’s right! I’d like to invite you to come and see the glory!” After taking their seats, they drank three glasses of wine before talking. After three drinks, two people fainted on the spot! Of course, today's protagonists all looked at each other as if nothing was wrong, and they were calm and composed! The remaining people took turns to circle in accordance with the rules. After three drinks, there are only three heroes left! Those two were also convinced and willing to accept the defeat. At this time, he laughed and said: "The two dogs are indeed heroes!" The 'Jiu Bao' responded calmly: "Both each other." At the same time, he pointed the wine glass at the "Jiu Xian" and "Jiu Sage", "Come, let's drink ours! Leave them alone!" "Wine Master" and "Wine Master" quickly challenged. Afterwards, the "Wine Master" picked up the cup again: "If you are friends enough, you have to drink first! Come on, do it!" After the "Wine Master" finished drinking, he said: "In ancient times, heroes were discussed in cups, but today there is a banquet! Come on, drink!" "... Just like this, the three of us drank from noon to night. Until the three of them were speechless, seeing that there were still three bottles left, Dafa was very anxious, so he suggested: "Brothers, let me tell you a joke. If you two find it funny, let's give each of the three bottles one bottle." I finished it in one go. How about it?” The “Wine Sage” and “Wine Master” cheered after hearing this! The "Jiu Xian" pondered for a moment and said: "That was when I was sixteen. On New Year's Eve, my father and I were drinking on the kang, while my mother was busy with the dishes. As we drank, my father was almost done drinking, and I also I was a little dizzy. Seeing that there were still two glasses in the bottle, my mother urged us, "Hurry up and finish your meal!" After hearing this, I quickly poured the rest of the wine, then raised the glass and shouted to my father, " "Come on, whoever doesn't drink is your son!" Dad also raised his glass, "Yes, whoever doesn't drink is his son." The "Wine Sage" laughed loudly and muttered: "Who is it?" If you don’t drink, who is your son? " Taking advantage of the situation, he picked up the wine and drank it all. After drinking, the "Wine Master" fell drunk on the table, and was immediately carried to the guest room by those drinking friends. The "Wine Sage" and "Wine Fairy" were also dying, but in the way It was a great victory for them to go back and it was not convenient to stay overnight. So, while the others were staying at the hotel, the two of them hurriedly got on the motorcycle. It was very cool, but the good times did not last long, because the "Jiu Xian" was not paying attention, and the motorcycle fell into the ditch on the roadside, but they were intoxicated by alcohol. Down, unable to climb up to the shore.

At this time, fortunately, a passing driver discovered it in time and rescued the two of them. When their family members took them to the hospital for rescue, the two looked at each other with dim eyes across the hospital bed and smiled, and murmured at the same time: "If you don't die from a big disaster, you must have wine"... From then on, the two people's reputation became even bigger...

The Wine Master and the Wine Sage ended here,

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