Funny jokes about handsome people, everyone loves to watch flowers bloom.

1, people love each other, birds see birds and stay, which is welcomed by thousands of girls, stimulating the handsome boy market and saving countless teenagers who have slipped.

2, the most talented, handsome, well proportioned, charming, tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

The sign of an unattractive man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness. The sign of a handsome guy is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

Handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women. I am lonely all my life, because all the MM think I am unworthy. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to become handsome.

5. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. On my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, changing and changing, with only one word: handsome,

6, handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end cars; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

8. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher said the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

9. One day, I was in the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.