Why hold the Paralympics? How to increase its attention?

Put on your helmet and get ready to drive

The elder brother who took the lead passed away, and the younger brother is loyal enough

Take me to show off and let me fly

Magnetic tops and snake-shaped iron bars

Having a girlfriend like this by your side will save you a lot of trouble

Take your son out to perform on the streets, the dance is pretty good

Bring the child of Lao Wang next door to the wedding

How dare you marry me when my hair grows into the sky

There is a sports student who is pretentious and never studies.

Once the head teacher criticized him: What will you do if you don’t study like this?

He shouted: I want to go to the Olympics.

Teacher: Classmate, with your IQ, you can go to the Paralympics!

The treatment is good

The kangaroo was frightened by the cats

Kangaroos are kangaroos, and when they see the bag, they want to get in it!

I know the kangaroo, who is that guy standing up?

De Gaulle’s younger brother, wearing a top hat

Put on a fake hood and transform into a rock cat

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What I have been worrying about for so many years has finally happened

Overtaking on a single lane is simply asking for death.

Backflip on one foot, this one is only 6

I have been single for 30 years, and finally I have sex

It feels bad to be single. Has anyone seen where the single is?

Let’s work together to find ways to save people. Do you know how to save the woman?

Jokes:

Jokes:

1. My wife is good at everything, but she is too selfish and doesn’t know how to share good things.

I educated her today: "If you have such a wonderful husband, don't enjoy it by yourself, let your girlfriends enjoy it too!"

As a result, she taught me a lesson. Not to mention, education makes my knees hurt. . .

2. The chemistry teacher in the junior high school was very funny. I remember one time when the midterm exam was about to take place, he drew a few reaction equations for us, and then said, "These equations must be in the exam. If not, you Just hit the glass of my house with a brick!"

After that, he took a drink of water and continued, "After smashing it, let's see how I deal with you!"