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An interesting and civilized poem adapted from a jingle

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll check online.

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

M M on the internet used to be a pig.

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just came to the brink of death.

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

On a whim, the waist is like a big water tank.

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * called to see a ghost.

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there?

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.

chink

Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue-purple, white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

Take off your clothes and never regret it. Will make people haggard for Iraq.

Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?

Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.

Three cobblers have the same rotten tastes.

Shoot the man first, shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

When using books, I can't bear to spend less until the end of the month.

There is love in the sky, and the old man dies young with love.

Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse's son can make holes.

Asking yourself how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

If the relationship is long-lasting, Classmate Right: It should be the time for two people to get married.

"Qian Shan is always in love", the classmate replied: Can you give me more?

If there is love in the sky, it will be old. What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth!

If there is love in the sky, it will be old. What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan crossed, yes: there are many kinds of pride like peacocks.

A pair of junior high school students, holding the mountain in their arms among the white clouds in the city, are right: I went to the hotel to put the lady to bed.

The masterpiece of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

What is the next sentence of "hate less when you use books"? The classmate is right. "The money will not be enough by the end of the month."

When taking the Chinese exam, ask: How worried can you be? When students fill it, it's like a pot of Erguotou. The teacher flew into a rage and you drank too much again. ......

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: please don't tell him,

Wine luminous cup, written by classmates: a lot of money, so beautiful.