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The classic dialogue of Zhou Xingchi picking up girls (be mentally prepared first...~laugh to death) 1. Bus stop Zhou Xingchi: "Miss, you stepped on my foot." Pretty girl: "No, I'll leave you So far." Zhou Xingxing: "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you will step on my foot." Pretty girl: "Crazy." Zhou Xingxing: "Wow, Miss, you have good eyesight. I do have a history of mental illness, and I usually have attacks when I see pretty girls." Pretty girl: "You men are always like that, saying boring words to deliberately attract girls. It seems that you think you are handsome. Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you are wrong , I never think that I am handsome, but I am very handsome.” Pretty girl: “Don’t be so disgusting. I’m going to vomit.” Zhou Xingxing: “Can I ask you a question before you vomit? ?" Pretty girl: "Put it out quickly". Zhou Xingxing: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?" Pretty girl: "Get out..." 2. Pretty girl on the bus: "Why is it you again?" " Zhou Xingxing: "Sometimes I am indeed everywhere." Pretty girl: "Do you know that you are very annoying? I just sat in an empty seat, and there happened to be you next to the empty seat, that's all." Pretty girl: "There is also an empty seat in front of you, why don't you go? " Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I understand, so you want to look at my butt, or do I use my butt to look at you? " Pretty girl: "Get out of here..." 3. Get off the bus. Pretty girl: "Why did you get off the bus again? " Zhou Xingxing: "It's not because of you anyway! I like hanging out.” Pretty girl: “I’m suing you for sexual harassment. Which company are you from? " Zhou Xingxing: "Do you mean kilograms, joules, Newtons? "Pretty girl: "Am I familiar with you? I keep saying such nonsense, I'm sorry, I don't have a cold! " Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we are not familiar with each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour." Pretty girl: "I watched Journey to the West a few times and learned a few words of Tang Monk. I thought you Is it humorous? " Zhou Xingxing: "Humor is natural. If you want to blame it, blame my mother. Oh, and my dad..." Pretty girl: "Nervous." Zhou Xingxing: "Your mother is crazy." Pretty girl: " Your mother is crazy." Zhou Xingxing: "Look at you, she is obviously your mother but she insists on saying she is my mother. Do you want to..." Pretty girl: "Get out of here..." 4. Willing The pretty girl at the door: "No way, why am I so unlucky to meet you again?" Zhou Xingxing: "I noticed it too, I think my sins in my previous life must have been very serious." The pretty girl: "Speak clearly!" Be careful if I flatter you!" Zhou Xingxing: "If you dare, I will scream." Pretty girl: "What's your name? " Zhou Xingxing: "It's indecent." Pretty girl: "Do you think anyone will care about you?" Zhou Xingxing: "It's okay if you don't, I'll come back after I've been molested." Pretty girl: "God, you're such a scoundrel." There are all of them, it’s really blinding God! " Zhou Xingxing: " "Well, yes, otherwise there wouldn't be any so-called elites in this world." Pretty girl: "..." 5. Pretty girl in Kendejili: "Don't talk, just talk to me I'm just annoyed." Zhou Xingxing: "I haven't said anything yet. Can you be more reasonable? "Pretty girl: "I told you to stop talking. You talk like a fly. It's disgusting." Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, words can have such a big effect. It's really shocking. I cry. God, can I do a part-time job?” Pretty girl: “What are you doing?” Zhou Xingxing: “Go to the hospital to do gastric lavage.” Pretty girl: “There’s no way you can save me. Go back and take care of your funeral.” Zhou Xingxing: "I don't have any requests before I die. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Will you agree?" Pretty girl: "Tell me, reasonable requests can be considered." Zhou Xingxing: ""Can you treat me to this KFC meal?" Pretty girl: "Go to hell..." 6. Pretty girl at KFC: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Hang out alone on Sunday?" Zhou Xingxing: "" To be precise, I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do have female friends. Why do you ask?” Pretty girl: “It’s nothing. I will care about you all my life.”

Isn't it bad? " Zhou Xingxing: "Okay, why not? You are like me, the person I love deeply." Pretty girl: "Who?..." Zhou Xingxing: "My mother. She always likes to ask this and that. . "Pretty girl: "If there weren't so many people watching on the street, I really want to beat you." Zhou Xingxing: "I'm not even afraid of others seeing you beat me up, so what are you afraid of? What about you, aren't you with your boyfriend? ? "Pretty girl: "Don't worry about it!" Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I understand. I was abandoned by my boyfriend, so I want to find a psychological balance." Pretty girl: "A dog can't spit out ivory. Just tell me. I don’t want to find it.” Zhou Xingxing: “Consider me, I’ll suffer a little loss.” Pretty girl: “Please don’t disgust me anymore.” Zhou Xingxing: “I can be your extra unconditionally, if necessary Please call *** when you have a boyfriend." Pretty girl: "We'll talk about it later." Zhou Xingxing: ""Tell me your phone number, okay?" Pretty girl: "We'll talk about it then. Don't bother me and scold you again." Zhou Xingxing: "Okay, then you can send a message to scold me." Pretty girl: ... 7. Go home separately. Pretty girl: "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him." Zhou Xingxing: ""Haha. It's strange that she didn't send a message to scold me." Pretty girl: "It's over. Do I really like that scoundrel?" Zhou Xingxing: "Hey, it's over if she doesn't like me, a scoundrel."