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Positive and humorous sentences, classic sentences
1. The only thing in this world is worse than others talking about you, and that is when no one talks about you.
2. It is a mirror, it will always reflect light... it is gold, it will always be spent!
3. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.
4. Do you want to understand what revolution is? Just call it progress. Do you want to understand what progress is?
5. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most. The person who makes you cry to the point of breaking your heart is the person you love the most.
6. Falling in love is missing someone's heart, marriage is tying one's heart, and love is swallowing one's heart.
7. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, and negative thinking leads to a negative life.
8. Man: Can I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I just ask? Woman: Can I kiss you... Man: Yes, yes!
9. Chinese sadness: unable to afford a house in life, unable to afford a tomb in death, unable to afford a hospital even in half-life.
10. People should not be afraid of death. What they should be afraid of is not living truly.
11. Third-rate makeup is makeup for the face; second-rate makeup is makeup for the spirit; first-rate makeup is makeup for life.
12. I hate it when I wait for a long time to hear from you, only to just say "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?
13. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.
14. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.
15. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
16. Action is the cure for fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.
17. 1% of people in the world take advantage of small losses, while 99% of people take advantage of small opportunities and suffer big losses. Most successful people originate from that 1.
18. Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you become; the same is true for fame.
19. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you, and it’s yours
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