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Smiling doesn't always prove that a person is happy. Sometimes, it just shows that a person is very strong.
With love, the heart warms itself; The days with you are gentle and long, and the best emotion is not a pledge of eternal love; This is not an unforgettable expectation. Long-term companionship is the gentlest kindness.
biography
I must be strong. Those people with crown lights are my family that I can't abandon anyway.
Life Xinyu
Spring grass gives people the feeling of drizzle, while spring flowers are like fire, which quickly warms people's mood.
The vitality of people's life is violently stimulated at the moment they see the splendid spring flowers.
biography
I am not beautiful enough, obedient enough, quiet enough, strong enough, gentle enough and smart enough.
biography
Looking up is a smiling face, and bowing down is life.
I am not with you, please remember, always smile, face it firmly, and wish all happiness to be with you.
The full moon is a painting, and the lack of the moon is a poem.
biography
I will use my far-fetched smile to live a proud life that no one can match. You are not brave, and no one is strong for you.
Listen, the wind is light, the raindrops are lingering, and so are lilacs.
Must be buried deep in your reluctant attachment.
You see, the breeze stops the clouds, the flowing water wraps the fallen leaves, and the misty rain lingers, just to hurt the beauty.
biography
I pretended not to care and told myself that I was strong and could bear anything. Thank you for coming into my life, because my youth is complete because of you.
I won't cry alone and helpless in the dark.
Good morning, Secretary of Defense. ..
biography
I'm not as strong as you think. I am strong just to hide my pain, and I don't want to be seen by you.
Every morning, I am waiting, waiting for you to open your eyes and find me in front of you; Every morning, I am waiting for you to listen to a gentle good morning.
I hope you can hear it every day. Good morning.
biography
Accustomed to being strong, accustomed to loneliness, accustomed to being unaccustomed, what can I do?
There is no fast lane for success, and there is no highway for happiness.
All success comes from unremitting efforts and running; Believe what you believe.
Your goal will come true.
Good morning, let's start a new day.
biography
It is difficult to trust others, so people who trust others are the strongest.
Life Xinyu
Waiting is calm and strong in adversity.
Of course, waiting alone can't solve the problem. The important thing is that with this calm attitude, you will definitely become a strong person in life.
Close your eyes, let go of your troubles and feel the beauty with your heart.
Beauty can have no audience, no audience, but it can't be without nature.
Life Xinyu
Laziness is the hiding place of the weak-willed.
Without ideal motivation, people's activities will become empty and insignificant.
Tell you the location of a treasure, it is in your life.
Interesting, in a word,
First, there is no one to protect my soft sister, and I can only become a woman by self-study.
Second, it is still modern civilization. There is an old saying: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I have to pass by and stay to buy the fare. How barbaric and overbearing. How nice it is now: one shot per car, at your own risk. What a sweet reminder.
Third, many years later, I received a message from a friend who was far away from the other side of the ocean: "I finally became the kind of person I hate the most." "Ha, ha, ha, everyone is like this, don't be sentimental. Who did you hate most when you were a child? " "Rich people."
Fourth, don't take advantage of small things. If you want to take advantage of them, take advantage of them
5. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!
The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.
Seven, women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings!
If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I died, the whole world was sad.
Nine, people, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, but also in bed.
Ten, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
Eleven, agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.
Twelve, teach everyone a life tip: there is oil on clothes, it is difficult to wash it off completely, and most people have a headache for it. In fact, you can take some headache medicine when washing, and your head will not hurt so much.
Thirteen. At that time, the building of 1-6 caught fire and many ambulances came. On the sixth floor, a buddy was too tall to jump for a while. After that, he tied a dozen inflatable dolls together and jumped down. I was scared silly.
Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.
Fifteen, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and the coffin does not open.
Sixteen, my mother asked me: "Tell the truth, what are my shortcomings besides being a little narrow-minded?" I whispered: "stingy, unreasonable, can't listen to other people's opinions ..." "Who are you? Get out. "
Seventeen, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.
Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
Nineteen, treat women as clothes, and streaking sooner or later.
Twenty, the little babysitter arrogantly challenged the hostess: "You are not as good as me!" "Who said that?" "Said Sir! Besides, you are not as good-looking as me! " "Who said that?" "Sir said!" The little babysitter said more and more proudly: "You are not as good as me in bed!" " The hostess said bitterly, "Is that what Mr. Wang said? ! "The little babysitter looked up and said proudly," No, this is what Brother Li next door said! " "The hostess immediately honest. ...
On my birthday, I sent a message to my mother saying: Thank you for giving birth to me! My mother said: What? How do you say this? I said, well, today is my birthday, mom ... My mom said, Oh, ha ha ha, you're welcome. I'm just kidding.
Teacher: What is a tangled mentality? Xiao Ming: Hesitant. Teacher: Can you be more specific and vivid? Xiao Ming: Men and women share the same room. The woman says no, but the teacher says, get out.
Twenty-three, as a sister paper, I was embarrassed to ask a girl next to me to borrow paper when I didn't go out. Then she asked me, do you want wet wipes or toilet paper, and I said to do it. Then she asked, paper or napkin, and I said napkin. She asked, Do you want Vader Breeze or soul mate ... I immediately. ...
Twenty-four, women are good at makeup, and men are good at camouflage.
Twenty-five I go to the supermarket to buy lollipops. I took out one and stuffed it in my mouth. The salesgirl stared at me doubtfully, and I quickly explained, "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you eat first. It's not that I don't give money. " She nodded, still puzzled: "But … why did you pull it out of my mouth …?"
Twenty-six, you have a good life, I am happy for you, you have a bad life, I am happy for the whole world.
Twenty-seven, a brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. Hardly had he entered when there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: My buddy envies you, and the buddy said: What do you envy? You haven't taken off your pants yet.
Twenty-eight, smoking on the balcony on the second floor at night, a couple downstairs are chatting, and the woman says, "You can take the postgraduate entrance examination with peace of mind, and I will work to earn money to support you." The man said, "You should pay attention to safety and never get pregnant." I thought to myself, how nice this young man is!
Twenty-nine, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.
I took my two-year-old son to the zoo. Arriving at Monkey Mountain, a monkey came and took his son's two bananas. When my son was in a hurry, he shouted at the monkey Ula Ula, not knowing what it was. At this time, a miracle appeared. The monkey peeled a banana and sent it back to his son. My son ate so happily that I fainted.
3 1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.
32. In order to drive a Land Rover, you have to endure hardships. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.
In short, say a classic, say a word.
First, remember one thing, be quiet: talk less and listen more. Second, slow down: do things slowly and steadily, not in a hurry. Third, forbearance: in the face of injustice, don't be angry or vent. Tolerance is wisdom. Fourth, let: take a step back and broaden the horizon. 5. Dull: Everything is gloomy, and many things will turn into clouds over time. 6. Ping: Ordinary, insipid and balanced.
Second, you can't force others to love you. You can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.
Third, all doubts are growing pains.
Fourth, all the prosperity, all the prosperity, all the sadness. All snuff, all snuff, all disappointment.
5. If you love someone, you will love yourself. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time. The worst viruses are love and lies.
6. Secret love is sacred and should be based on mutual happiness. If there is pain, keep it for yourself.
Seven, 10 What young people need to do ① Save friendship; 2 learn to let go; 3 sow kindness; 4 understand music; (5) can avoid the pain that can't be obtained; 6 learn to bear; ⑦ Always be grateful; 8 love work; Pet-name ruby diligent in learning; Attending to enjoy sports.
Eight, the characteristics of psychological maturity ① have opinions, do not complain, right and wrong; Appreciate yourself, but don't pursue perfection; 3 smile and tolerate others; 4 understand that things are not black and white, and there are many intermediate States; 5 don't compare with others; 6 communication is the most difficult, but more communication is needed; ⑦ Knowing that good motives do not necessarily lead to good results; 8 There is always a dream, and there is hope if there is a dream; You know it's hard to be a good person, but be a good person anyway.
9. At the end of reading, let us understand how complex and inclusive the world is. Reading affects your potential, which will unconsciously affect your thinking, logic, speech, dealing with people and other aspects. week
Ten, to make love simple, it is best to choose the object that suits you. A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple. In this way, two people usually don't need to guess their minds, worry about their whereabouts, be afraid of being unintentionally provoked, and doubt their motives for doing anything. Between two people, there is a little concern, but it will not be entangled; Between two people, I miss you a little, but I won't be sad.
Xi。 "Culture" can be expressed in four sentences: cultivation rooted in the heart; No consciousness of reminding; Freedom based on constraints; Be nice to others.
One of the manifestations of having a good life is that you no longer need to prove to others that you have a good life.
Thirteen, one thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't entangle, you will be very tired for a long time; A person, even if he remembers it again, can't catch it, but he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will get hurt and your heart will break. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet beauty of autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.
Fourteen, we always look down on ourselves, always feel that the sky is too high and the sea is too deep, dare not move forward, and deny ourselves again and again. In fact, life should jump up bravely, speak your mind bravely and take that step bravely. Although we are short, maybe we can break a hole in the sky by jumping up, and there will always be miracles in the world.
15. To be a lover, you have to put yourself in the other person's shoes. Don't call more than mom when the other party is inconvenient to disturb. Don't say hello when the other person is at home. Even if you are crazy about it and hit the wall in the bathroom, don't send a message saying: I miss you! Being a lover is a flower that blooms quietly at night. Not only can't publicity, even the fragrance should be given to him alone when he comes. If you love him, you must make sure that he is perfect and calm. If your appearance destroys his life, you are not qualified to say love.
Some people say that it is more difficult to deal with people than to do things. If you just do things, as long as you show your skills and work hard, you won't worry about no results. Communicating with people is not that simple. People are often offended by neglecting the details of getting along with people. Because of the uncoordinated personnel, the work was hindered, so that what could have been successful failed. Or although successful at work, it is not popular.
Seventeen, many years later, you find that your usual honest classmate has become a gangster, your playboy senior has become a full-time mother, your kind first love has actually sat in a bar, your stingy poor boy has become a boss, and your playboy brother works in a construction team to get enough to eat. You suddenly feel that the world is puzzling. No one knows what will happen next. Many years later, we will all be different, and the beauty of life lies in uncertainty.
Eighteen, loneliness is a kind of feeling, whether lonely or not, only the individual's heart knows. Are you numb or something? When you feel lonely but enjoy it, you won't feel lonely. Numbness is already morbid, while enjoying oneself has other channels to realize dialogue with society.
19. Taboos for China people to take chopsticks ① Three long and two short (uneven placement); (2) Immortals show the way (pointing people with chopsticks); (3) the sound of chopsticks (chopstick head); (4) knocking on the cup (knocking on the plate); 5 patrol the city with chopsticks (search in a bowl); ⑥ Dig graves (pull bowls); ⑦ Tears (vegetables and soup); (8) Turn Gan Kun upside down (with chopsticks upside down); Pet-name ruby needle (chopsticks inserted vegetables); Attending to burn incense in public (chopsticks inserted into the rice bowl); ⑾ Cross (chopsticks cross); ⑿ The landing was shocking (chopsticks landed).
Twenty, interpersonal psychology: conversation skills to talk with smart people, you must be knowledgeable; When talking to people with a wide range of knowledge, you should have the ability to distinguish; Talk to people in high positions with a grand gesture; Be generous when talking to rich people; Be emotional when talking to the poor; When talking with people with low positions, be modest and polite; When talking to the boss, be sure to impress him with strange things; When talking to subordinates, you should convince him with your own vital interests.
Twenty-one, the biggest blow to you from bad friends is not to destroy friendship, but to make you no longer sincere. The biggest blow to you from a bad lover is not to make you scarred, but to make you afraid to invest in your feelings again. Frustration or injury is always a past tense, a floating cloud. The terrible thing is that you kidnapped your future with these past. Others may have kidnapped your feelings for a while, but you have kidnapped them for a lifetime.
Twenty-two, think of many things, think of many people. Time flies, and I can't catch fear.
23, don't think that you love others is love, if she doesn't love you. Then, no matter how badly you want to follow in her footsteps, it's just wishful thinking. Even in the end, if you really come and she opens the stone, it is by no means perfect love. Because love cannot be exchanged.
Twenty-four, you are not unwilling to let go, but unwilling. The feelings that I didn't want to stick to ended like this. In fact, you can't bear to give him up like this. When I have nothing to do, I keep speculating about my heart, but I am sad, tortured and uncomfortable. What are you doing? What miracle are you waiting for? Why are you still crying? What are you still thinking? Those who love you wholeheartedly will never let you go after capturing you. Brave enough to love, be brave.
Twenty-five, solve the problem ① Germany: solve the automobile problem in China (Audi, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Volkswagen); ② France: solving China's face problem (L 'Oré al, LV); (3) Britain: solving the next generation problem in China (education); (4) the United States: solving the ticket problem in China (listing, national debt); ⑤ Italy: Solve the packaging problems in China (fashion, shoes); ⑥ Japan: Solve the problem of sex education in China; ⑦ China: Solve the poverty problem in Africa.
Twenty-six, Chinese characters are stronger than Beijing, which is the background; Shanghai is a business sea; Desire is a fishing net; Husband is a worker; In the evening, it is enjoyment; Sex and rain are pregnant; Promotion means appreciation; Cohabitation is a gathering of pain; The oath is a slip of the tongue; Men are difficult to get along with; The ideal is to leave home; Fate is resentment; Losing is picking up; Being awake means being happy; Marriage is to be confused.
27. In the future, he may not be able to repay my willfulness. But this moment is enough. Youth is like this. Great, anyway, flowers can't be wasted. It's better to waste them on you.
Twenty-eight, commitment is originally a wrestling between men and women. Sometimes everyone is very happy, but in most cases, both sides lose. Like a person, there is no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world. Some people are destined to love each other, and time has nothing to do with heart.
Twenty-nine, it is never difficult to be poor, and it is never naive not to be hit. Maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just without tears and injuries.
Thirty, we are tired because we often wander between persistence and giving up; We suffer because we pursue too much; It's not that we have too little, but that we care too much.
Thirty-one, don't get up in the morning, miss a day's work, don't study when you are young, miss a lifetime's work.
32. As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for the rest of my life. Friendship or love?
Thirty-three, Buddhists Zen water, as flat as a mirror, clouds roll and clouds are comfortable, and they are happy. Water, with a calm and light heart, drips away slowly, bypasses gently when encountering obstacles, never cares, and flows peacefully and smoothly. Clouds, floating freely in the sky, stretch and elegant, whether to stay or not, floating across mountains and rivers, floating across the ocean, leaving no trace, free and quiet. Life, put your heart at peace, is a piece of calm water.
3420 witnessed the strange phenomenon of working on the wine table and chatting in the office; Cutting down trees in the country and planting grass in the city; Strictly save a piece of paper and waste ten thousand mu of land; From the ruins in the street, I watched the romantic drama and burst into tears; In school, the child is obedient, but in society, he is allowed to start a business; Keep fewer and fewer secrets with more and more passwords; Sympathize with more and more poor people with less and less pity.
In short, the collection is complete.
First, there are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
Second, after a long walk, there is always an understanding; You have to go through something to see some people clearly. There is a distance between the beginning and the end of life, and that is life; Don't be afraid of your own confusion during the hurried journey. Man proposes, God disposes. Don't regret what you have done. I often see many people feel sorry for themselves, regret what they did wrong, feel depressed about the past, and feel down and out for the past. There is no regret medicine in the world.
Third, at the intersection of parting ways, we must make a choice. Many times we have been procrastinating, thinking that we can escape from the selected node, until we go far, we find that we have unconsciously made a choice. You can't escape, but your president's meeting will encounter setbacks; You can't escape, you will bear it, learn to accept it and encounter loneliness. Your future is up to you now, so don't hesitate to choose. Don't hesitate in the first half of your life, and don't regret in the second half.
Fourth, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if it is destined, it will happen.
Thank everyone in my life, especially those who comforted and helped me when I was in pain. I want to say how important it is to have a grateful heart, that is, the elegance of a drop of water and the fragrance of a flower. You must be able to read the warmth and feel the poetry of mountains and waters.
Sixth, when one day is happy, say thank you and celebrate; When you are in trouble, say thank you and grow up.
Seven, everyone is busy with their own happiness and sadness, how can they have time to care about your loneliness. ? number; amount; how many; how much
Eight, a person's achievement is not measured by money, but how many people you are good to and how many people miss you in your life. The merchant's account book records income and expenditure, and the subtraction of the two figures is profit. The ledger of life records love and being loved, and the sum of the two numbers is achievement.
Nine, when you are most seriously injured, it is often the starting point of your strength. Be good to yourself, and everything will pass.
Please try to overcome your loneliness: don't show your life in an all-round way in order to win the applause of the whole circle of friends, and don't try your best to introduce all topics to yourself by interrupting and answering words; Don't share your emotions just because you have nothing to share; Don't coquetry in the air; Don't fantasize that others are spare tires; Don't care too much about other people's lives; You can't stay alone if you can't put down your cell phone. Is the cheapest company.
Eleven, the so-called practice smile, not mechanically move your facial expressions, but try to change your mentality and adjust your mood. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.
12. One day, a man told me that he accidentally saw his wife's passbook while looking through things. When he opened it, he was surprised to find that there was a deposit of nearly six figures on it. He said that if he hadn't turned out the money by accident, no one at home would have known. In fact, she saved it for her children and her future husband.
Thirteen, canoe said: Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. The fire can't be put out, and the water can't be submerged.
Fourteen, look at the flowers, wait for the flowers to fall, be warm and cold, and be as clean as ever!
15. Happiness is just an afterthought and a summary of emotions. It is difficult for people to perceive happiness in happiness. The rhythm of life is the inner rhythm of people, no matter how fast or slow, it is the inner appeal of people.
No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it is not as good as the way home.
Seventeen, the pressure is not that someone is working harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you are still working hard.
Eighteen, in friendship, I do better than anyone else; In love, I do worse than anyone else.
Nineteen, what you do, you may not see success for the time being, but don't lose heart, you are not growing, but taking root.
Twenty, a road, a person, a heart, a song, regardless of the cool wind, messy hair hanging on the cheeks, dancing lightly. The sunset on the western hills, whether for the arrival of the night or for the pursuit of the moon, why is it always so repeated and tireless?
Twenty-one, if you are blowing in the wind, I will paint a faint fragrance with the abundance of years, gather a ray of sunshine to moisten my pen, splash a painting of painters, hold an old glass, smear the deep wounds on the shore of Mae Shui, and find a caring for Iraqis.
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