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Twenty-six "Jianghu Ci" in Jin Yong's Yuanyang Dao

I recently reread Jin Yong's heroic novel Yuanyang Dao. This novel has only 30,000 words, and the language and content are very humorous, which makes people laugh.

One of the characters is Gai Yiming, the fourth son of Taiyue Sixia. His nickname can be said to be the longest among the characters in Jin Yong's novels-"eight steps to catch a toad, competing to turn to Zhu, stepping through the snow without trace, flying on one foot, and covering seven provinces with two thorns." Do you think he's good? In fact, he only has three-legged cat kung fu. He has a saying called "Big Brother is unpredictable and reasonable", which expresses his blind worship of Big Brother. Do you think his eldest brother must be skilled in martial arts? In fact, his eldest brother's martial arts are just so-so.

There is also a character named Zhou Weixin in the novel. He is the chief escort of Weixin Escort Agency. Jianghu people call him "Eight Faces of iron whip Town", but his martial arts is not better than yours. In the book, he often thought of or said a word, that is, "there is a word in the Jianghu", which appeared 26 times in the book (sometimes it was said by others, not all Zhou Weixin), and every time it was followed by a different statement in the Jianghu. I sorted out these 26 "Jianghu words" and made everyone laugh-

1. A clever mind keeps its mouth shut.

2. Be careful where the world goes, it is difficult to move.

3. Good people don't come, bad people come.

4. Endure a moment's anger, and you can avoid a hundred days' disaster.

It is better to be illiterate than ignorant.

6. Be tolerant and don't do it.

7. As long as there are many people, carry the archway across the river.

8. As easy as blowing off dust, there are things in the West.

9. Don't go on sunny days, and don't wait for rain.

10. Farts don't stink.

1 1. As soon as the expert reaches out, he knows whether there is one.

12. If you want to be precise, you must listen, stand far away and see clearly.

13. guilty as a thief, blushing as a fart.

14. Ten fat people and nine rich people are afraid that fat people have no ass.

15. Keep your hands steady and your mouth steady, so you can hide everywhere.

16. Missing the enemy day is like crossing a bridge.

17. The road must be avoided when it is dangerous, not talents.

18. You take your sunny road and I'll take my wooden bridge.

19. Singles don't eat short-term losses, reach out and don't smile.

20. One person puts all his eggs in one basket, and ten thousand people are not worth it.

2 1. It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but we never met.

22. Nothing people care about, and life is arranged by fate.

23. This road is suitable for horse racing and trees are suitable for shade.

24. The strong have strong hands, and the wicked have their own wicked grinding.

25. Singles teach children, which is cheap and greedy.

26. If you don't do door-to-door business, don't do it for nothing!