Collect jokes that you think are funniest.

Lao Wang entered the age of no doubt, and more and more felt that his ears were useless, so he went to the hospital for treatment.

Lao Wang: "Doctor, my ears are getting worse and worse. I can't even hear my own fart recently. "

Doctor: "Take this medicine and see, the situation may get better."

Lao Wang: "Can my ear disease be cured?"

Doctor: "that may not help, but it can make your fart louder." "

The chief physician flew into a rage: "This is the third operating table you have broken this month, Mr. Smith!" " Please don't cut the knife so deep in the future! "

President Chen wants to improve his reputation and issue a stamp with his own portrait ... After more than a month, Chen wants to see how it sells ... Chen asks, "How is the sales?" Director of the General Post Office: "Not bad, but people often complain that it is not posted well!" " "A-bian:" How can it be? A-bian took a stamp at random, put a little saliva on the back of the stamp and tried to stick it on the envelope ... A-bian: "Isn't this tight?" Director of General Post Office: "But ... everyone ... throws up in front ..."

During the war, an army captured a prisoner of war. Later, he got sick and his left hand rotted away. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to his motherland.

The enemy was very moved and did it; Soon his right hand was rotten, and he also asked to be sent back to the motherland.

Later, his left leg was amputated. This time, when he asked to send his leg back to the motherland, he was refused.

He didn't understand and asked the enemy why he could do it twice before, but not this time.

The enemy said solemnly, "We suspect that you fled in stages in a planned way."