Funny sentences that can't afford to eat fruit

The funny sentences that can't afford to eat fruit are as follows:

1, I will eat cabbage if I can't afford fruit, and I will take vitamin tablets if I don't have enough vitamins, and I will never compromise with capital.

The price of fruit this year made me automatically eat tomatoes and cucumbers as fruits, and others were too expensive.

3. Fruit is too expensive. Every time I buy fruit, I feel that I must marry the son of the owner of the water orchard! This way, you can eat mangoes until you vomit!

4, you can eat the fruit in the canteen every day, because it is too expensive to buy it yourself and the salary is so low, so you can only make money in this way.

I want to buy a juicer, but after thinking about it, I still don't buy it. Fruit is too expensive now, and I can't bear to buy much. Will the juicer squeeze fruit in the future?

6. Summer should be the home of all kinds of fruits, but fruits are so expensive that I don't even get watermelons for free. What a shame.

7. I have eaten durian every day in recent days, but I will not eat it tomorrow, comforting myself that it is too spicy.

8, durian is too expensive to eat, buy bananas to eat in the toilet, in order to eat durian feeling!

9. Fruit is too expensive now, so you can only eat it in Haidilao. I'm so good at it.

10, fruit is too expensive recently. In order to save money, I decided to eat cucumber as fruit and drink cucumber juice as juice!

1 1, fruit is too expensive. I'd better take some multivitamins!

12, the fruit is too expensive to eat, so you can only buy tomatoes and cucumbers as fruit to eat and supplement vitamins!

13, I may not be able to achieve it, it's too expensive, so comfort yourself with a lovely meal!

14, fruit is really expensive, and God didn't give us much money!

15, the price of fruit is too high, I can only look at it with my eyes!