Humorous jokes that girls can't accept

Joke is to make readers happy through the obscurity of its internal language. I have carefully arranged some jokes that boys can't accept when they finish, hoping to help you!

A joke that girls can't accept

Tang Priest met a banshee in the Western Heaven, observed that her breasts and buttocks were relatively fat, and wanted to have sex. When she saw this scene, the banshee shouted, Elder! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and put a coin in the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was startled, then smiled and said to himself, damn it!

The husband came home and found his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: Don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature. Husband: If that thing you inserted into my wife has no scale, you are dead!

A woman refused to marry her boyfriend because of her small breasts. Man: Is it as big as steamed bread? The woman said: On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the door and shouted at the sky: Oh, my God! Wangzai steamed buns are also called steamed buns! ! !

In a remote mountainous area, a woman is naturally fond of showing off. Shortly after the marriage, her man went out to do business, and the woman was having an affair with her lover in the house. Halfway through, listening to the footsteps outside, the woman hurriedly put on her lover's sheepskin coat and hid in the backyard sheepfold. The man came back to pull the woman to have sex, and the woman refused. The man was so hungry that he went to the backyard to catch a sheep. It happened that this sheep was faked by that woman's lover. After sex, the man went back to his room and got up in the middle of the night to catch sheep to vent. In the morning, the man got up, thinking back to last night, thinking that the sheep smelled, went to the backyard, grabbed the sheep and was about to act. Suddenly, the sheep stood up and spoke. Are you out of your mind? Am I the only sheep in the sheepfold?

A farmer went whoring, and Ji said that the lawn was 10 yuan, the chair was 20 yuan, and the bed was 50 yuan. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and Ji smiled and said, Mr. Good mood! The farmer said:? A p, 50 bucks, five times on the grass.

Humorous jokes that are not suitable for girls

A landlord found a wife for his teenage children. Because the groom is too young to understand, everything is done by his father. This embarrassed the daughter-in-law, so she cried for her mother-in-law, who said bitterly after listening. Damn it, he's like his father, right?

A young man on the bus saw a beautiful woman with a low collar and spring leaked out. Are you kidding? Is it really a place where peach blossoms bloom? When the beauty heard this, she lifted her skirt and said, And where were you born and raised? !

Husband: What time is it? Wife: Ten o'clock. Husband: Is it sharp? Wife: It's too early. No one else is sleeping! I mean, ten o'clock sharp? Wife: Eleven o'clock sharp.

Wife: Do you want to exercise in the evening? Husband: I've been thinking, wife: Then don't say you're tired from work, but you can't fool around at night. Husband: Of course, wife: I washed all my clothes that night.

A lady ordered a stir-fried dog whip while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when picking vegetables. The young lady was shocked: this thing is really amazing! Cooked and chopped, it actually knows the way!

The young couple fought and threw a pillow downstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. Then he flew away from the quilt. The beggar was ecstatic and cried upstairs with tears: eldest brother upstairs, please throw that woman down, too

A joke that is not suitable for girls

A buddy had a very good relationship with a female deskmate in high school. Once he asked her: How much is your monthly flow? Stunned, the girl quietly confessed: cc？ Right or left, buddy, shout: I ask you about the monthly subscription of your mobile phone. ?

My wife's bra was stolen. Let me wash it. As soon as I finished washing my feet, I casually said, just wash it with this. As a result, she glanced at me and said, whatever, I won't lick it anyway?

There is a diaosi who is good at repairing computers. He was once invited by a sister paper, but the broken computer could not be repaired. At this time, sister paper lay on her back and said, this is very difficult to repair. Let's do something else. It's not so boring. ? Diaosi felt that her technical strength had been greatly challenged and insulted, and gritted her teeth and said, I am sure I can fix it! ?

An old man, it runs in the family! I went home one day and bought one? Bullwhip? Food! When eating, my daughter-in-law thought this dish had a special image and a strange taste. Dad, what is the name of this dish? Unable to explain, my father-in-law said, eat, don't be in such a hurry! ? The daughter-in-law asked again, and the father-in-law had to answer: From animals! ?

Daughter-in-law asked: Do you have it with you? Father-in-law replied:? Yes! ? The daughter-in-law asked again:? Do I have it on me? Father-in-law thinks a little and answers:? Sometimes, sometimes not!

The young woman took out the garbage, accidentally slipped in the garbage and was about to get up. She was held in her arms by an old rag-picker. The old man said with emotion: people in the city just can't live, and such a good daughter-in-law said no.

When a female underground worker was arrested, she was forced to write a letter to seduce her head. Female underground workers are forced to write. After writing, she secretly dialed a few B hairs from her private parts and put them in the letter. After reading the letter, the chief picked up E Mao, sniffed it, looked at it, thought hard, and suddenly realized that it was Yin Mao's conspiracy! !

A female kindergarten teacher led her students to swim and accidentally exposed a pubic hair. A student asked, teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out cruelly and said, thread!

A classmate broke his leg playing football, so we went to the hospital to visit. Before his bed, his classmates asked him: Are you touched that so many of us came to see you together? This guy said, dare not move, really dare not move. Does it hurt?