Collecting jokes about university canteens~~~

1. What's the name of the girl selling spicy soup?

2． Why is there still rice in the sand in your canteen?

3. Can you please stop the cook from sticking his fingers into my food?

4. Use the same heat as the green vegetables to cook the ribs, use the mentality of cooking the ribs to cook the green vegetables, and you can eat it.

5. The leech in the water spinach tastes good. It is recommended to cook it until it is eight-cooked.

6． Shredded chicken with Beijing sauce, curry chicken, cola chicken, kung pao chicken, fried chicken steak, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, chicken bones with seeds, cucumber chicken, green bean chicken. Are all the pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimps and fish dead?

7. Shred green pepper, braised pork belly, braised eggplant, sliced ??bitter gourd, minced vermicelli, twice-cooked pork belly, sautéed green onion slices, stewed radish. There's something I haven't seen for a long time.

8． I know that the people in the cafeteria are kind-hearted and fear that our teeth will not be strong, so in order to strengthen our teeth, they add a lot of pebbles to the rice

9. Today's dish: Stir-fried eggplant, green vegetable face towel, ancient meat, winter melon and edamame

10. If your food intake is 4 taels, it is recommended that you do not make 4 taels at once, but 2 2 taels and then combine them together. In this way, your 4 taels are definitely more than others' 2 taels - this is the classic canteen 2+2>4 theory, and math experts are strongly required to give detailed proofs -

11. If you are very hungry, it is strongly recommended that you do not order a meat dish, because in this case, you will feel that the gain is not worth the loss. Spare ribs are pork "bones". You have not stuffed your teeth with meat residue, and the rest can be given to you. "Prosperous wealth" will thank you very much---as the saying goes, it only takes one life to build a seven-level pagoda, not to mention "prosperous wealth"? So the only way you can do it is to use the 2+2>4 theory, and then order a side of shredded potatoes. If you still feel hungry, you can order another side of shredded potatoes. If you still feel hungry, you can - until you have a request. The feeling of vomiting can basically meet the requirements. Have a good appetite

12. I once asked in the guestbook whether the canteen staff were cooks or breeders.

13． Why is there so little Xiaoqiang in the Stir-fried Xiaoqiang with Green Pepper and Lean Pork! !

14． Please replace the bad guy at the non-vegetarian window over there with a beautiful girl. The boys are at a disadvantage because all the girls in the school have to finish eating before it’s our turn. It’s all soup!

15. If you don’t go to the cafeteria, you won’t know what it is to save the leftovers from lunch and heat them up at night. The leftovers at night can be used as stuffing for steamed buns the next morning.

16. On the guestbook of Flavor Restaurant: It is recommended to cancel Flavor Restaurant!

17. Conversation heard in the cafeteria: (A boy finished his meal) What is this?

Potatoes with fried meat

What to fry potatoes with?

Potatoes with fried meat

What to fry potatoes with?

Potatoes with fried meat

What to fry potatoes with?

Meat

(The cook in the end came to his senses and added some meat to the boys)

18. Why does the one I use for cooking look so similar to my missing ear pick? Where did you buy it?

19. The funniest thing in the canteen’s opinion book is “It is recommended to ban feeding!” (ggmm feed each other)

20. Even if you are studying chemistry, you can still distinguish the smell of DidiFan from detergent. I use DidiFan in the canteen tnnd!

21. There is a big difference between cucumber mixed with stinging skin and cucumber mixed with stinging skin.

22． There are caterpillars in the vegetables and wires in the vermicelli. Is this fishing? Or feeding the fish?

23. There are too few stones in the rice. Can I add more?

24. Tonight's seaweed, egg and mouse soup was good - a message from a classmate who ate a little mouse from the soup.

25. Next time, please don’t hide my change in the dish!

26. One time, my classmate went to eat noodles. Halfway through the meal, he seemed to have eaten a piece of meat. He was very happy (because he ordered plain noodles), but it took him a long time to bite it without breaking it. When he took it out, it turned out that it was a piece of meat. A band-aid, it was still used. After I heard him talking about this, I had to turn over the noodles two or three times every time before I dared to eat them!

27． In order to avoid concerns about residual pesticides, it is proved that the vegetables in the canteen are definitely green vegetables.

Every time I eat spinach, there are little green worms!

28． When I ate a stocking in the spicy soup, the boss reacted quickly and said, "Why didn't you cut the kelp?"

29. Every time I make a four-hair piece, I don’t have to add a hair of sand.

30. Although I like money. But you don’t have to always use the hand that has taken the money to give me food.

31． It’s really disappointing to say that it often happens that one dish can only cover the bottom of the bowl. Another time, Xiaoqiang in my dish was missing a leg, it’s so cold~

32. Prices should be generally reduced by at least 1 yuan. I can recite the menu by heart. Anyway, I have eaten glass shards, broken iron pieces, stones, and magnetic pieces, and even sold them as rotten rice

33. The food I vomited out after eating too much was fresher than what they just made.

34. The flies are not fried yet, so remember to sprinkle more salt in the caterpillar soup.

35. Can you please stop drowning the flies in the tomato soup? ?

36. Canteen=chemistry laboratory?

37. Can the beef stew with potatoes be changed to beef stew with clods?

38. We are not chickens, so we don’t need to eat sand to help digestion!

39． When decorating the cafeteria, there is no shortage of nails for my bookshelf. If the canteen is disinfected, I won't have a stomachache. If the canteen is reformed, my wallet will be hungry. Every extra day the canteen is open, the flies and cockroaches around us will face extinction. The cafeteria is very good. It provides us with whatever we need. Hehehehe, even if he gets injured playing basketball, he doesn’t have to worry about not having a band-aid, because Garlic Sprout must have been injured too, and he will be covered with a band-aid.

40. I ate another fly today, so high!