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What's your dream? Funny expression pack
you can sleep until you wake up naturally every day. How wonderful it would be if I could stop working every day and have a steady stream of income! You can do what you like all day, stay up late at night, and you don't have to worry about staying up late the next day and being late for work. You don't have to give up a lot of things because of money, especially to make money, give up precious sleep time, not enough sleep, not only have no spirit to go to work, but also affect your health. So one of my dreams is to be able to sleep until I wake up naturally, lying down and counting money and cramping my hands.
pure natural and handsome. I really envy those handsome guys who are surrounded by a lot of beautiful women every day and go out every day. Because from the clown to the big one, I can't understand the troubles of these handsome guys at all. If only I could give them to me, I think I should be able to bear this heavy and handsome. If I'm handsome enough, I'm sure I'm walking in the wind, full of spring and radiant, which makes people look like hitting my image. If nothing else, just because I am handsome, I am confident and proud!
eat delicious food every day. Because of poverty, KFC is the highest-end western restaurant and Shaxian snack is the highest-end Chinese restaurant. If I can eat delicious food every day, I will be so happy that I will faint. I don't want to eat the food I am eating anymore, just like pig food. The reason why I still swallow it is because I am poor. If I don't eat it, I will starve to death.
no matter how you eat, you can't get fat. I am a foodie, so I eat hard when I have something delicious, and I don't exercise, so I get fatter and fatter. If there is a magic that can make me eat everything without getting fat, it would be great, so that I don't have to lose weight hard and I can keep in good shape. After all, it is a dream, just think about it when dreaming!
pa, I slapped myself and finally woke myself up!
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