Super cold, super cold, super cold joke! (It is best to freeze to death on the spot! )

1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! ! 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, and a car flies by. One of them can't escape and is squashed. The other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup ... 3. The wolf said, "I want to eat you!" ! ! "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 4. The stone fought with the rice cake, and the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea. ........................................................................................................................................... was heartbroken. Desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and ran away from home. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! ! 5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? The answer is that jiaozi has a foreskin. 6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! ! 7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so it scratched itself and burned itself to death ... 8. A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day a fire broke out in that cornfield and all the corns turned into popcorn ... After the bird flew by, it thought it was snowing and froze to death ... 9. When will Taiwan Province Province be unified? When I bought instant noodles, it was 10. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man. A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day." Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years." A song: "Father's Day is in ten years." Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades." A song: "In a few decades." A Bo: "Tomb-Sweeping Day." 1 1. Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..." Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby. It may just be a short walk. " Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! " The expedition found a lot of water! "Cao Cao:" Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..." 12. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "Toads with two legs are hard to find, and men with three legs are plentiful! "13. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father," Dad, am I a stupid child? " Dad said, "silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" 14. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk) Because ... Press it. Reason: Silence (silence). 16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?"? "You don't say I will electrocute you! ! ! "This college student answered the enemy's words and was electrocuted ... He said," I'm from TV University! " "17.a:" I'll take you to a place where all girls don't wear bras. " B: "Really? Where is it? Get me out of here! "A:" It's in the kindergarten next door! "18. In an interview with the audience, Wang, the host of Happy Dictionary, asked," Who is your favorite hostess? " The audience said, "It's you." Ask Wang, "Why do you say that?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan! 19. Do you know what color Spider-Man is? Red, wrong! It is white. Read Spider-Man's English: Spider-Man (white) 20. Why did Xiaoming fall? Please think twice ... Why don't convenience stores close for 24 hours? Coffee cups have ears! 23. A horse said that our company has launched a new product, Ass 3, or MP3 for short. 24. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count! 25. Thanks to madoka ozawa Gang, Ran Asakawa, Ai Nagase, Sanzhu liang zi, Gao Qiao Maria, Kawamoto Dance, Youmu Pupil, Natsume Mishi, Naomai Qinchi, Shiraishi, Kudo Kwai, Seiichi Kosha, kishida fumio, Zewaixing, Fujisaki Ayaka, Yeshanづき and Chihiro Inoue. When I was in the worst spirit, they came to comfort me at the right time; When I was exhausted from playing CS, it was they who made me feel unobstructed pleasure. When I am in a low state and feel nothing, they cheer me up. Now the accuracy of earthquake prediction has really improved a lot. There are only two words this time: the forecast is in Heilongjiang, but the result is in Jiujiang! 27. Jane Zhang said, "My fans say my idol is Ying. He Jie said, "My fans say my idol is Jay." "My fans say my idol is Chang." Chris Lee said: "you talk, I walked first! "28. Five Fuwa get together to chat. Beibei suggested: Let's give ourselves a nickname. I'll call it Beva! Jingjing: Then my name is Jingwa! Huanhuan: My name is Huanwa! Nini: My name is "Niwa"! Yingying stood up and said: You chat, I have something to do, so I have to go first ... In 2058, five Fuwa got together to chat again. Beibei: Let's talk about our nicknames again. People respect me very much and call me "Mr. Bei"! Huanhuan: People call me "Ye Huan"! Nini: Everyone calls me Grandpa Ni! Yingying: Everyone calls me Yingying! Jingjing stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, so I have to go first ... 29. When winter came, I decided to keep the habit of taking a cold bath, but after washing, I found myself back to my childhood! ! ! 30. Celery was walking when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Then he said, "Shh! "What did you say he quit? That's celery dung (diligence)! ! ! What color is celery (vegetable) dung? Answer: yellow because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang) 3 1. There was a fat man ... who jumped from the twentieth floor ... and it turned out to be ... a fat man! ! 32. Once upon a time, there was a piece of bread. It felt hungry and ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a glass of beer. Once upon a time, it felt thirsty and drank it by itself. 33. Who is the ancestor of mankind? Because peanuts ~ ~ ~ Thank you for your adoption ~! ! ! !